Lolcow David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV - SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire

Wallace

Cram it in me, baby!
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Wait....could....could this be self awareness that Dave is a shit person?
Consoomerism to the rescue!

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I'm sure Dave paid the Chinese laborers who made his merch a fair wage for their labor, since he'd never be a filthy capitalist who exploits others.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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Something no kickstarter backer will see
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Lol get insurance Dave
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Cry harder David. Ambulance here is privately owned so you have to pay a lot for a trip to the hospital. Only time you don't have to pay is if you're over the age of 65, First Nations, or if you're on some form of government assistance program. Insurance can also pay for the cost as well.
 

Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
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Cow crossover! Hailey/Harlequin "Wedge" Adams is the literal one-time fuckbuddy of our own Kevin Gibes.

He's a homeless tranny prostitute who once posted a video of himself dressed as a clown and incompetently juggling in a very confusing attempt to own the Farms. Other fun Hailey facts:

- he recently had his balls cut off after Kevin "necrotic crotch wound" Gibes convinced him it was a good idea.
- his doctor has banned him from anal sex after he totally destroyed his sphincter.
- said orifice was destroyed by excessive use of an anal hook. He claims to have worn it through airport security on the flight to Colorado to meet Kevin.
- following said flight (which Kevin paid for), Kevin (who of course doesn't drive) made his "mistress" pick him up from the airport
- mistress then delivered Hailey to a different fuckbuddy/client first with whom he spent several days before staying barely 24 hours with Kev, who therefore paid to cuck himself.
- they took some pictures of each other awkwardly fumbling and put it on OnlyFans. No I'm not going to link to it. Find it yourself.
- he demands an ASL interpreter to visit the doctor, even though by his own admission he has "normal hearing" according to every medical professional he's seen.
- he's known to the farms as "Wedge" because HRT caused his penis to atrophy into something shaped somewhere between a doorstop and a piece of cheese
- he used to have to take Viagra to get an erection even before he got his balls removed.
- he is now a sex worker with no functioning sex organs - a limp useless dick and a wrecked asshole. Good career moves, dude.

Hours of fun with Hailey, Kevin and the crew over at the tranch thread.
 

The Littlest Shitlord

True & Honest Fan
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Looks like a timeline of events in the MCU. It's not that hard to figure out. Sort of like how people should figure out that there are only two sexes and that it doesn't change in humans.
The films were produced under the assumption that the audience didn't have access to a time machine, and therefore they were meant to be watched in the order they were released. Which you can find on Wikipedia. Simple.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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Nether to troons so you got that going for you Dave.
Why not just do it? You'll make more doing jury duty David than you do Tweeting all day.

Also David.

What was Stalin's net worth when he was alive?
6 Trillion or something since he controlled the countries economy.
 

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