Lolcow David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV - SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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To expand on what is known of Calumet City

The crime rate in Calumet City is considerably higher than the national average across all communities in America from the largest to the smallest, although at 34 crimes per one thousand residents, it is not among the communities with the very highest crime rate. The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Calumet City is 1 in 29. Based on FBI crime data, Calumet City is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to Illinois, Calumet City has a crime rate that is higher than 92% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes.
A crime occurs every 5 hours 11 minutes (on average) in Calumet City.
Your home is 300% more likely to be robbed with no home security system.

Have fun David.
 

BlueArmedDevil

They said this bomb was clean
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Good luck kids.....
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Chan the Wizard

My Gemsona is autistic
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Did he do no research?
Did he just decide to move there because it’s 7 beds and a blue state, so they must be cool with troons?
This is some advanced bad decision making, but I’d expect nothing less from someone who flew to a South American country to cheat on his wife during a worldwide pandemic and who then proceeded to abuse said side piece.
 

BlueArmedDevil

They said this bomb was clean
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How much do you want to bet they looked at the listing online, took an Uber to the place to view it without even looking where they were going (eyes firmly on their cellphones), and called it a day?
If that, more likely they did a virtual walk through then Google earthed the neighborhood.

Speaking of which.....
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Randall Fragg

Tran Ranch is under siege!
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Oh my god he actually moved to the ghetto :story:
The Crackshack Saga is going to be amazing. I bet his Twitter over the next year is going to become more and more interesting as he has to deal with a bunch of hood niggas who won't put up with his bullshit.
I really fucking hope that this ends with him going full 'Gas the porch monkeys, race war now' after someone calls him a man.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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Oh my god he actually moved to the ghetto :story:
The Crackshack Saga is going to be amazing. I bet his Twitter over the next year is going to become more and more interesting as he has to deal with a bunch of hood niggas who won't put up with his bullshit.
I really fucking hope that this ends with him going full 'Gas the porch monkeys, race war now' after someone calls him a man.
Or rapes his daughter. He's in the location for it.
The bar he lives across from is the only black owned bar in all of Calumet City. How long till he gets cucked by some bucks?
You assume he hasn't been already.

Dumb ass here could just say it's his pseudonym but he wants the asspats.
 

ColorfulCassowary

Jonkers
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So, is anyone up for playing a round of ihunt in the games section of this lovely board? It'll be like the time we played FATAL. Only worse somehow.

The bar he lives across from is the only black owned bar in all of Calumet City. How long till he gets cucked by some bucks?
He's not the cuck. He does the cucking. And the abusing. Chilewhore can tell you firsthand.
 

robobobo

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Well we all know that the black community is the most accepting of troons with emotional disorders, I'm sure his new neighbors will be super delighted to find out what just moved in next door! And the house totally won't be burgled and set on fire within a month.
 

Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
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How long till something breaks or is found to be rotting and Dave realises that he has to fix it himself rather than bitch about landlords on Twitter?
 

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