Careercow David "Proud Cuck" Futrelle - Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight

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"Like a lot of people, I’ve watched with a mixture of amusement and incredulity over the past year or so as the term “cuck” has become the insult of choice amongst the Anime Nazis and assorted other miscreants who make up the resurgent far right."
"The word is to alt-right racists what “mangina” is to MRAs. And, much like “mangina,” it’s a consummately ineffective insult. "
"Landry continues on in much the same vein, suggesting that “cuck” has caught on as an insult because it’s no longer socially acceptable to call someone a “f*ggot.”

Those folks really like to discuss about fuckery and nothing at all. The majority of 'offended' people are offended with nothing of importance, thinking that the 'microagressions' are something real.
I want to see those people in a third world country, face to face with racism, rape, poverty, diseases...
Can't be a cuck if no one would ever want to be in a relationship with you... Checkmate, manosphere.
 

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"Landry continues on in much the same vein, suggesting that “cuck” has caught on as an insult because it’s no longer socially acceptable to call someone a “f*ggot.”

The people who use "cuck" all the time" also generally call people "faggot" and "nigger" without breaking a sweat either.

They mainly like "cuck" because it gives people like Landry here an attack of the vapors and you get hilarious butthurt tirades out of them like this.

 

reptile0009

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Here's Dave's article he published defending CNN's doxxing, arguing that they didn't really do anything wrong, because CNN didn't release the guy's name (even though they are using his info to blackmail him into not making fun of them anymore):
http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...n-staffers-in-wake-of-so-called-cnnblackmail/
I would also like to point out that if someone had doxxed Anita Sarkeesian and blackmailed her into apologizing to Sargon, Dave would no doubt be throwing a tantrum over it. But because it's happening to someone he disagrees with, (and because he's a hypocrite) Dave is absolutely fine with doxxing and blackmail.
 

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Pardon the bump, but has anyone been able to determine if this blog has been run by him? It sure reeks of Futrelle complete with a "Cucktionary" and a reading list. The blog is full of standard fare progressive critiques of the alt-right.

As far as I know that isn't him. I've known of that blog since it called itself "Hail to the Gynocracy" and it's very obviously somebody in his circles because he's always retweeting their stuff. I'm not sure that he's the type to sockpuppet like that. That and the writing style in general is a little bit different from his.
 

RichardMongler

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As far as I know that isn't him. I've known of that blog since it called itself "Hail to the Gynocracy" and it's very obviously somebody in his circles because he's always retweeting their stuff. I'm not sure that he's the type to sockpuppet like that. That and the writing style in general is a little bit different from his.
Yeah, I remember it when it was "All Hail the Gynocracy". If nothing else, it sure has his smug, self-congratulatory critiques of the right-wing. Either way, the guy who runs it is an idiot.
 
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I never quite understood the meaning of the name. Is it meant to be like a statement of masculine pride like "We hunted the mammoth while bitches be picking berries and gossiping" or a lament on the decline of masculinity like "We hunted the mammoth and now we're crying cucks"?
 

Feline Darkmage

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I never quite understood the meaning of the name. Is it meant to be like a statement of masculine pride like "We hunted the mammoth while bitches be picking berries and gossiping" or a lament on the decline of masculinity like "We hunted the mammoth and now we're crying cucks"?

Its a reference to some whiny MRA diatribe. Part in bold is the specific line.
We men built a nice safe world for you all the the coal-mines of death, roads, railroads, bridges and tall office buildings. Its $1,000,000 spent per death of a man on a large dangerous project on average now you can just 9-5 it and call it a day in air-conditioned and heated safety. Forget about the wars we died in and the sacrifices made just ignore history or is it now hersorty? You are accruing the benefits without ever having to pay the price you still don’t have to sign up for the draft and who will protect you? The Sex and the City girls will fight off the North Koreans with their Manolo Blahniks?

Men gave you this modern world now you take it for granted we hunted the mammoth to feed you we died in burning buildings and were gassed in the trenches but that was just for fun right?

How quick and conveniently you forget who made this possible.

We gave you Leonardo da Vinci, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy not to mention countless others, Jonas Salk saved half the world from death and you just piss on it all.
 

RichardMongler

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And, still, Futrelle looks less likable than the people he writes about. Imagine that.
 

reptile0009

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Speaking of which, anyone know what’s been happening with Futrelle lately? He hasn’t updated his shitty little blog in over a month now, save for the occasional open thread about Thanksgiving or some shit.
 

Feline Darkmage

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Speaking of which, anyone know what’s been happening with Futrelle lately? He hasn’t updated his shitty little blog in over a month now, save for the occasional open thread about Thanksgiving or some shit.

I've taken a peak at some of the recent open threads and he's mentioned he's having health problems. Shouldn't come as a surprise given he's fat and his job doesn't even require him to leave the house.
 

Feline Darkmage

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He actually looks pretty good compared to the likes of Davis Aurini. Which is probably why his thread is only two pages. Unless he's really tarded out lately.

His twitter atm is full of blaming Thernobitch for getting Sam Sedar fired from MSNBC and not realizing that MSNBC let him go because they also had concerns internally about the tweet in question.
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RichardMongler

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He actually looks pretty good compared to the likes of Davis Aurini. Which is probably why his thread is only two pages. Unless he's really tarded out lately.
It's hard to make pages about withering content beyond saying "This guy's an idiot." It's different from, say, MovieBob who goes the extra mile in aggrandizing himself.

This is old news, but Cassie Jaye, the woman who directed The Red Pill, issued a response to Futrelle's lame attempt at character assassination:
 

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http://archive.md/mFaNR

This contents a few months old but I'm crossposting it everywhere where its relevant. Futrelle wrote a piece about Cantwell (who used to write for Paul Elam's A Voice for Men, Paul Elam being one of Dave's fave targets)
 

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He's an idiot who automatically bans people for misgendering, but not for lots of other shit. When a MRA troons out he has to call them a female men's right activist and totally change his narrative about what is being said even though it is literally the same person with the exact same opinions.
 

reptile0009

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So I’m a couple of days late on this here, but our pal Dave Futrelle posted an article where he makes fun conservatives apparently not being able to get dates in Washington DC:
http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...-right-wingers-in-dc-and-i-am-so-here-for-it/

...yeah. I don’t think I need to point out the irony in this, but in case you haven’t picked up on it, well just look at Dave himself:
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I think it’s safe to say Dave himself has never been on a date before. The only women I imagine he’d ever have a chance of dating are literal whales, certainly not any decently attractive girls.
 

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