Careercow David "Proud Cuck" Futrelle - Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight

[DungeonMaster]

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...nderperformance-at-the-box-office/#more-78025

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...arly-killed-him-his-daughter-says/#more-78012

 

[RichardMongler]

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...nderperformance-at-the-box-office/#more-78025

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...arly-killed-him-his-daughter-says/#more-78012

Man, I completely forgot about Futrelle. That first blogpost was intensely salty.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...nderperformance-at-the-box-office/#more-78025

Whelp, Birds of Prey is officially the Ghostbusters 2016 of 2020. A movie that's only cared about by a pathetic group of social justice losers who refuse to abandon a completely insignificant sinking ship in the culture war. Sad.

 

[DungeonMaster]

His commenters are of similar composure. Not a single line she said was true, save for the ones about her own misery. "Despised and abused", my ass. If anything she said was right, she wouldn't be flooded with asskissing upon posting that. In her mind women should be totally untouchable, immune from any sort of mockery and criticism whatsoever, or else we're Gilead.

David Futrelle's comment section is the most atavistic circlejerk you'll ever see. He's a smug, maggoty heap of feculence without a message to tell, yet he thinks he's making the world a better place. And for every pile of shit, it is inevitable that a swarm of flies will sip it up. When it comes to MRAs, who are barely a threat at all; though they act like douches online few of them have been shown to have skeletons in their closets, unlike those obsessed with them, it's alright to ridicule them in good humour. But getting indignantly angry about some malajusted idiots on a forum that has little influence in society at large is just punching down, and ultimately done not out of humour but butthurt.

 

[Marche]

Man, I completely forgot about Futrelle. That first blogpost was intensely salty.

Same, I am surprised he has not been accused as a sex pest yet like the rest of his kin.

 

[The Grognard]

Same, I am surprised he has not been accused as a sex pest yet like the rest of his kin.

He's still a very convenient figure, it'll take some time for that to happen.

 

[Jarolleon]

Its a reference to some whiny MRA diatribe. Part in bold is the specific line.

Really? I always assumed it was some Moviebob-esque jab about how MRAs are obsolete brutes who are mad that the world is passing them by, like the mammoths of old.

 

[DungeonMaster]

If you want to have sex with a robot, you are evil and deserve pain and suffering.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

If you want to have sex with a robot, you are evil and deserve pain and suffering.

Cat ladies and white knights want vibrators to have human rights if they're shaped like women. Next they're going to campaign to liberate Barbie dolls from slavery.

Is this the horseshoe theory version of men marrying anime pillows?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Why would I ever give a single shit that an incel wants to do anything with a lump of plastic?

This guys a one trick pony because everyone knows incels are losers and the internets full of assholes. We do what he does but better.

 

[RichardMongler]

Kudos to @DungeonMaster, because your post succinctly diagnoses everything wrong with David Futrelle and his ilk. He clearly knows the people he bitches about have no political power and just punches down because he'll suffer absolutely no reprisal save the occasional glib remark from those who acknowledge his pathetic existence.

Mr. Futrelle's entire online history strongly suggests he's got a whole crypt in his closet he doesn't want revealed so he became a male feminist solely to chase clout and appear righteous. I suspect he hopes nobody will seriously press him about his past so they'll just buy into his male feminist persona for the presumed greater good because infighting only encourages their common enemies.

That maudlin comment you linked to is quite telling about the people who follow this guy's content. I can only imagine a sheltered, introverted, angsty teenage girl feeling compelled to share such thoughts, but she should've grown out of it once hitting 24 at the absolute latest. If she's over 30 and still thinks that way, then I'd worry about the mental state of Futrelle's followers, especially if they believe donating to his blog will actually make the world a better place for women.

We do what he does but better.

More accurately, we have the right attitude about it whereas Mr. Futrelle clearly doesn't. As a community, we're generally adept at pointing out the flaws in our people of interest, but moreover, we have fun and are under no illusions we're doing anything important except for the fulfillment of our own enjoyment. This guy seems to think his blog actually matters when, in fact, his content is entirely shaped by both his fellow travelers and the people he targets. He's a follower who learned a good grift.

 

[DungeonMaster]

More accurately, we have the right attitude about it whereas Mr. Futrelle clearly doesn't. As a community, we're generally adept at pointing out the flaws in our people of interest, but moreover, we have fun and are under no illusions we're doing anything important except for the fulfillment of our own enjoyment. This guy seems to think his blog actually matters when, in fact, his content is entirely shaped by both his fellow travelers and the people he targets. He's a follower who learned a good grift.

Precisely. Even his website's tagline encapsulates his delusions of grandeur. "The New Misogyny, Tracked and Mocked." In those five words the mental image I have of this man is staggering. Brooding over a city from a rooftop while it's raining like Batman, the clacking of his keyboard the din of justice. Just imagine being that proud of yourself for stalking some anonymous wrongthinkers online. Who does he think he is, a vigilante?

This way, Fatrelle gets to think of himself as the best of both worlds. He takes himself for a brave hero fighting an invincible, incompetent foe with his dashing wits and sarcasm, and a cunning intellectual immune from harm by virtue of his moral character alone. He makes his blog look just like a news website as a pretense of legitimacy. A pretense that the people who frequent it have fallen for, hook line and sinker, because to their if it isn't presented in that squeaky-clean format loved by the legacy media, it's the propaganda of Alt-Rightists and Russian trolls.

One of these days he's going to stop and think to himself; What has he done for women's rights?

 

[DungeonMaster]

On a defunct blog I found a great summary of what Futrelle's fans are like.

Spoiler: Psychoanalysis

Enter the Booblet. Good God, the stupidity among Man Boobz' regular followers, is simply staggering. Perhaps you've already noticed a surfeit of over-the-top adjectives in this post; there's a reason for it: there are not enough adjectives in any dictionary, to adequately describe the brain-meltingly moronic cretinism on display in the Man Boobs' comment section. These people don't even pretend to be serious, about anything except cute animals and their own individual "emotional triggers." They don't filter their emotional reactions to anything, before typing them up and posting them online for all the world to see. Their "logic" isn't linear or circular; it is so utterly convoluted that it can't be followed. I get dizzy reading it. I've never used LSD, but I'll bet if I tried it, the Booblets would make perfect sense. They are so ludicrous I sometimes wonder if half of them aren't Futrelle himself, using fake identities to call attention to the idiocy of the feminist mindset. (I'm not the only person to suggest that he's an undercover MRA, "hiding in plain sight" among feminists.) Boolblets have the social mentality of a clique of spoiled suburban sixth-grade girls at a slumber party; however they lack the logical prowess and intellectual depth of spoiled suburban sixth-grade girls at a slumber party. They contradict themselves, often in the same sentence, and cheer each other on in a mindless drunken orgy of giggly shrieks. Either they don't comprehend what they read, or they intentionally misread it and comment accordingly. Then they promptly become distracted and meander around all sorts of odd topics. I mentioned cute animals, but they hit everything from their psych meds to celebrities.

 

[Amya Spedonym]

On a defunct blog I found a great summary of what Futrelle's fans are like.

Futrelle's blog took two serious downturns in quality.

First, somewhere back about 2015, his comment section got completely taken over by troons, "enbys", and people with thirty-seven genders, and anyone who didn't use their pronoun-of-the-week got chased out as a "TERF".

Then in 2016 came the Trump election, and Futrelle has a laboratory-grade strain of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He's been sure that the president has been going to sign an executive order instructing dudebros and incels to launch Operation Handmaid's Tale since January 2017.

 

[DungeonMaster]

Cat ladies and white knights want vibrators to have human rights if they're shaped like women. Next they're going to campaign to liberate Barbie dolls from slavery.

Is this the horseshoe theory version of men marrying anime pillows?

You see, like Catholics, they hold certain images to be sacred. In this case, the very platonic form of women ought not to be desecrated, heavens, no. Women are so special that their specialness even exudes into inanimate objects made in their image. To Futrelle's herd, a man using a fleshlight must be like shoving a crucifix up your ass in the middle of a full cathedral. Everybody who watches porn or thinks misogynistic thoughts is an iconoclast, a blasphemer against the Divine Feminine, and must face divine retribution.

Futrelle is awfully invested in cutting down other men to make himself look better in comparison. Pratting on about how other men are evil, and how women should count on him instead, because he's a benevolent and enlightened non-rapist. Kind of like those so-called Nice Guys whom he spends his every waking moment railing against.

It takes one to know one.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You see, like Catholics, they hold certain images to be sacred. In this case, the very platonic form of women ought not to be desecrated, heavens, no. Women are so special that their specialness even exudes into inanimate objects made in their image. To Futrelle's herd, a man using a fleshlight must be like shoving a crucifix up your ass in the middle of a full cathedral. Everybody who watches porn or thinks misogynistic thoughts is an iconoclast, a blasphemer against the Divine Feminine, and must face divine retribution.

Futrelle is awfully invested in cutting down other men to make himself look better in comparison. Pratting on about how other men are evil, and how women should count on him instead, because he's a benevolent and enlightened non-rapist. Kind of like those so-called Nice Guys whom he spends his every waking moment railing against.

It takes one to know one.

I'm amazed he hasn't been caught molesting underage girls yet or something, honestly. No man (and I use that term loosely) acts like David Futrelle unless he's a total slimeball who's overcompensating for something.

 

[DungeonMaster]

Valiant Knight Futrelle is here to save fair maidens from incels; and let's not forget his fans' hot takes!

And these are the people who claim to be "compassionate" when they casually disparage others' experiences when it suits their narrative.

"They literally harass and murder people, you know"

This here is what's called an appeal to emotion. Incels are a bunch of pathetic losers with some real bad eggs in the bunch. Trouble is she hasn't really got around to realizing that not all incels are murderers. You could apply the same logic for drug users. Some of them are violent assholes, and it ain't their fault they took the drugs in the first place; their mere existence proves society has done something wrong. However, it would be wrong to assume a pot smoker is automatically a serial killer. Likewise, not every awkward loser is comparable to Elliot Rodger. This is basic fucking logic. Rhuutard hasn't quite got around to that stage yet.

More fearmongering and smug posturing:

Well; it's not very fair to assume every single one of them is in a proper state of mind. Would you blame a schizo for having delusions? These people don't have convictions or morals at all. They just spit hatred in the right direction so long as Fatroll says it's alright, like MovieBob. And he has the fucking audacity to claim that he is a paragon of empathy and kindness, when at the same time he spits on the clearly mentally ill for not being able to function normally.

Futrelle's made his followers think they're avengers of justice. Now they're so convinced of their own righteousness they can do no wrong.

"unbelievable guilt for what they've done"

Oh please, spare me the melodrama! Futrelle's whipped them up into such a frenzy they're convinced that incels are a rapist horde worse than Atilla the Hun! It's propaganda at its finest. Stormfront tries to get you to hate blacks by posting black crimes and asserting that somehow the entire black race is responsible for their actions. These people are no different. They're simply delusional. Like most SJWs, they are also totally incapable of telling the individual apart from the group so long as Futrelle has made them mad enough.

If this were the eighties, I can assure you that these kinds of people would have fallen hook line and sinker to the satanic panic. David Futrelle is a pustulent little slimeball, a demagogue propagandist who knows what he's doing. His fans have the social mentality of high school mean girls crossed with rabid sheep, and the intelligence of neither. If you swabbed your asshole and let the collected bacteria fester on an agar dish, the resulting colony would have a higher IQ than Fatroll's Flock. I wouldn't be surprised if Fatroll's still an MRA at heart who gets his jollies from putting his fellow men down.

 

[DungeonMaster]

And of course we are blessed enough to spot a diamond in the rough:

 

[Next Task]

These are the classic examples of people who have mistaken tribalism for empathy.

 

[AN - THR4X]

This fucker takes "fight autism with autism" to a whole new level