lol this is how article startsI recently moved to the same city as Aurini and I find myself oddly looking forward to the prospect of spotting a lolcow I've followed for a while in the wild. If this happens I'll be sure to report the details.
Anyways, this is from 2010 but I skimmed through the thread and didn't see anyone post it previously: http://www.torontosun.com/news/alberta/2010/11/08/16039256.html
TL;DR Aurini was in a dysfunctional relationship with a bipolar woman because no sane woman would date him. Ended up getting rough with her, he got charged but it was ruled self-defence. In a typical Aurini fashion, he used the opportunity to boast about what a badass he is at hand to hand combat due to his extensive military training.
"Assaulting his mentally ill, estranged girlfriend after they'd watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest wasn't a crime,"
it's always good to use archive.li for this sort of thing, you never know if something is going to be removed later for whatever reason