Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson & The Dick Show, New Project 2 - Retarded balding contrarian

[Dick Molesterson]

This makes his posturing as a free speech absolutist who fears no man even more lulzy. One of the big boons of cultivating a lucrative fan following is that it allows for significant financial and creative freedom. Yet Dax, the self-styled ph33rl355 self-expression warrior, manages his social media like he’s an intern at Woke Corp. What a pussy.

I could almost understand him regularly deleting his tweets if he was still the "super edgy master troll" he seems to think he is, but those days are long over, if they ever existed in the first place. With every Twitter ban, that "edge" was worn down little by little to the point where he has been completely gelded by his own social media addiction. There's no real point to deleting his lukewarm tweets anymore, unless he is actually worried that people will eventually use them to make fun of him, which I think he definitely is.

 

[Sped Xing]

Maybe he watched SVU and never saw them subpoena Twitter.

 

[Nigella]

Dick complaining about 'money laundering regulation' and then calling all the proud boys retards and "fuck you" when the state conspired to fuck them

I want someone to play that rant back to him when he gets deplatformed.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

Speaking of deleting tweets, earlier Dax decided to throw some shade at some improv lady who apparently "sexually assaulted" him at UCB. He quickly deleted it after the Podawful guy brought up the time he decided to get naked for a sketch and the audience laughed at the size of his penis.

 

[Berrakh]

Dick complaining about 'money laundering regulation' and then calling all the proud boys retards and "fuck you" when the state conspired to fuck them

I want someone to play that rant back to him when he gets deplatformed.

Dick doesn’t believe in authority because he’s mentally 15 still. That’s chad you know.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Dick doesn’t believe in authority because he’s mentally 15 still. That’s chad you know.

I wished someone pressed him more on if he actually believe Digibros excuse of imagine himself as the loli. Cause in the Null vs Dax fight it really sounded that he thinks everyone sees themselves as the one getting fucked.

 

[Sped Xing]

Back when I overestimated Dax more than I do now (can he be underestimated?) I took his whole "she said I had a tiny penis but everyone else knew that wasn't true!" story as a self-aware "so maybe I got a little dick; who cares" sort of yarn.

Now I realize his joking copium was genuine.

 

[Underworld Goth Vibes]

Having a baby carrot for a dick would explain his need to prove how chad he is.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

I didn't realize I was predicting the future when I made my profile pic.

 

[Sped Xing]

I didn't realize I was predicting the future when I made my profile pic.

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This was pretty hip in 2013.

He should add a fidget spinner.

 

[Chris Mclean]

I didn't realize I was predicting the future when I made my profile pic.

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Really Vito as a cohost? He couldnt get anyone else? Not even Ralph to do the show with him? We are beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point. Who wants to listen to Dick and Vito argue about the age of consent every week?

 

[Crystal Golem]

I didn't realize I was predicting the future when I made my profile pic.

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Dude hasn't even Ralph moved on from the vaporwave sunset thing?

 

[Sped Xing]

Really Vito as a cohost? He couldnt get anyone else? Not even Ralph to do the show with him? We are beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point. Who wants to listen to Dick and Vito argue about the age of consent every week?

Vito fits all the criteria

1) Happy to associate himself with Pedophiles

2) Consistently answers his phone

 

[Null]

The reddit was unusually positive about the vito debate stuff so aside from the weird branding it looks like it could do well.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How many episodes before the inevitable debate on pedophilia?

 

[Sped Xing]

How many episodes before the inevitable debate on pedophilia?

Biggest problem in the universe: Kids that hit puberty too early

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

New Episode.
Dick will wait to talk about Pattty C Cups, Vito is ignorant of the greatest podcaster of our or any time. Roll intro.
Fat Brain won. Dick had a friend bring a sex doll over to his house for some reason, and apparently it’s oddly heavy. The fingers were all fucked up and odd. Dick sold his AMC to early, and that’s just sad. Assault guns are back in Cali, Vito has a samurai sword. Disinformation is just code for “not believing the government”, Fauci emails. Vito doesn’t like China apologists, see Cena if you can. Women have a real issue with fucking actual psychopaths, Rodgers was right. Edgy reboots are played out. Vito then describes the Powerpuff Girls reboot, and I start to feel this visceral rage that used to be saved for the Federal Reserve.
Some talk about banks, letters, stats for you, more letters, a song, voicemails.
See you next Tuesday.

 

[Sped Xing]

Is that two weeks of Sean hiatus?

 

[dankeybong]

How many episodes before the inevitable debate on pedophilia?

Him and Maddox already did that one

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Not gonna lie, the biggest problem episodes have been so much better than the regular TDS that it's going to be even more painful to listen to the next one.