Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson & The Dick Show, New Project 2 - Retarded balding contrarian

[waffle]

Man, after trying to do this shit for like five years he gets fucking Vito? That's almost worse than just never doing it.

 

[Your NSA Handler]

Women have a real issue with fucking actual psychopaths, Rodgers was right.

Rogers was a psychopath too and he never got any.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Rogers was a psychopath too and he never got any.

He said psychopath, not autistic.

 

[High Tea]

Dick had a friend bring a sex doll over to his house for some reason, and apparently it’s oddly heavy. The fingers were all fucked up and odd.

Why would you bring your sex doll over to Dick's? Too show off how much he jizzed in it? You know the audience is going to think they took turns on it. Do people bring their pocket pussies to show off to their friends (human partners excluded)?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Why would you bring your sex doll over to Dick's? Too show off how much he jizzed in it? You know the audience is going to think they took turns on it. Do people bring their pocket pussies to show off to their friends (human partners excluded)?

I think it’s Dick’s doll now.
He said something about a film shoot, I honestly don’t understand what’s going on.

 

[High Tea]

I think it’s Dick’s doll now.
He said something about a film shoot, I honestly don’t understand what’s going on.

Scenario 1 - Making porn where the sex doll pegs him
Scenario 2 - Cuties remake
Top tier comedy.

 

[Court of the Crimson Cuck]

Why didn't they call it "The biggest problem in the 2niverse"?

 

[LurkTrawl]

Is that two weeks of Sean hiatus?

Starting to feel similar to the Zidane situation w/ the Ralph Retort. If he's gone longer than a month he's probably ghosting him.

 

[Sped Xing]

I think it’s Dick’s doll now.
He said something about a film shoot, I honestly don’t understand what’s going on.

His dick is probably cleaner AFTER fucking a used sex doll.

 

[break these cuffs]

Why didn't they call it "The biggest problem in the 2niverse"?

Because they are lazy and not creative.

 

[Physics Ninja]

Why didn't they call it "The biggest problem in the 2niverse"?

"Bad SEO" -Dax

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

His dick is probably cleaner AFTER fucking a used sex doll.

Gimme that squeegee pussy.

 

[instythot]

Man, after trying to do this shit for like five years he gets fucking Vito? That's almost worse than just never doing it.

Ppp would have done it for free just to have a weekly chance to call dax a balding Mexican jew

 

[Nigella]

I just want dick to make the mistake of posing with the sex doll.

"Haha I will show them! they said don't do it, sex dolls are weird! well I will show them by posing with it"

If he does that I might honestly buy a banner with a quote about age of consent and a picture of him with the sex doll above a freeway.

 

[instythot]

Maybe Dax picked Vito because he realized he didn't really have people criticizing him back when he looked a lot better in comparison to his cohost

 

[George Cuckzunian]

This is a x-post from Killstream slampig and abortion addict Peyton Higgins. For context she is attempting to transition in the world of making retarded Tik Tok videos for the Gunt and his simps to the i2p world Fame then something happened that caused the red eye and blah blah blah, she texted this cause edgy and funny am I right bois?
This is not a dig at Dax by Pey, she is rolling with the "le epic trolls trollin" narrative Dax uses as his crutch. When your own fans are joking you are a pedo who wants to fuck children maybe it's time to rethink your life decisions and "brand."

I'd like to point out Dax said not to buy into Dogecoin, AMC or Gamestop. As of 6/09/21 even if you did not do the reddit believing in the meme crap, you still would have made INSANE profit if $300 a share for GME and $60 a share for AMC were your exit prices (stocks that were once less than $5 a share).
Dax said not to get dogecoin... which went from less than a penny to around $.60-$.30 a dogecoin.
When asked what crypto to go with on Ralph's Chaggot episode he seemed to know nothing other than standard Etherium/bitcoin. His own crypto coin is worthless. As far as his "investments" in bitcoin, one accusation team Maddox kept making was Dax stole bitcoin from the bonus episodes. On his show he talked about how he didn't start a index fund for retirement until his late thirties durring the success of The Dick Show (mind you this is the Vice President of a Marketing company who is allegedly a Cal-Tech graduate, despite also saying he is a drop out of CalTech.)

I know this may sound crazy but maybe Dax isn't the investment wizard with the Midas touch that he alleges.
Just kidding, he lives in a barbie dream mansion slaying model pussy and his live in girlfriend was never a camwhore.

 

[break these cuffs]

This is a x-post from Killstream slampig and abortion addict Peyton Higgins. For context she is attempting to transition in the world of making retarded Tik Tok videos for the Gunt and his simps to the i2p world Fame then something happened that caused the red eye and blah blah blah, she texted this cause edgy and funny am I right bois?
This is not a dig at Dax by Pey, she is rolling with the "le epic trolls trollin" narrative Dax uses as his crutch. When your own fans are joking you are a pedo who wants to fuck children maybe it's time to rethink your life decisions and "brand."

She can make all the jokes she wants, but everyone knows she got poop in her eye.

 

[Nand Flash Array]

I'd like to point out Dax said not to buy into Dogecoin, AMC or Gamestop. As of 6/09/21 even if you did not do the reddit believing in the meme crap, you still would have made INSANE profit if $300 a share for GME and $60 a share for AMC were your exit prices (stocks that were once less than $5 a share).
Dax said not to get dogecoin... which went from less than a penny to around $.60-$.30 a dogecoin.

I'll be honest that seems like actually great advice.
Because at the end those are literally just gambling, it's not investing.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I'll be honest that seems like actually great advice.
Because at the end those are literally just gambling, it's not investing.

If Dax said "too risky for me to trust" and was a big pusher of index funds or said "despite cryptos current volatility it seems to be the future and will see net increase" or only promoted stocks that had proven track records like Apple... I'd agree.
But Dax is mister big risk big reward gambles. He's told people who have asked him advice on saving "don't bother saving when you are young, go ahead and just spend your money how you want". His rational for his negative outlook was that the company were just gonna print more stock and dilute so it wasn't even worth trying for short term profits. He compared it to the Fed cause its all he talks about and obsesses over forgetting that the company has to answer to share holders.

If Dax were careful about his decisions he wouldn't have a page here that is bigger than Maddox's. I just wanted to point out Dax tries to claim he is a master of investing and that is how he has shit tons of money when in reality he comes from money, has a dad who actually is a day trader and allegedly stole crypto that would of appreciated in value by an insane amount.

 

[holachau]

I bought chainlink at 5$ and then again at 10$ thanks to tds and that crypto guy shitting on cantillions (it was kind of a gamble), I can't complain. Having said that, don't take financial advise from podcast, when the memes are one day old, it's already too late to buy and you're going to hold the bag like a retard.