Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson & The Dick Show, New Project 2 - Retarded balding contrarian

[kanbone]

Beat me to it, I saw it on his subreddit

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Sweepy Squad RISE UP! We don't want pedos to hurt themselves having a slip and fall.

I knew he looked familiar, anyone remember the live shows they did? The episodes are unlisted but still linked to from the biggest problem site (the real one). Check out who's sitting on the front row at 16:33 https://youtu.be/lLspTkIFBjc?t=993

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-44/

 

[Crystal Golem]

I knew he looked familiar, anyone remember the live shows they did? The episodes are unlisted but still linked to from the biggest problem site (the real one). Check out who's sitting on the front row at 16:33 https://youtu.be/lLspTkIFBjc?t=993

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-44/
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Is that his mom and sister there too? Hard to tell from the dark pic but IIRC his sister kinda looks like the girl on the far right front row. No idea what his mom looks like but the lady in between them is about what I would have guessed.

Holy Hell I was just perusing the featured stuff and came across this missed connection.

"I was the girl who fell through the ceiling and got made fun of by Karen Farms for it. You were the guy who openly declared his love for pedophilia and got made fun of by the Karen Farms for it."

 

[RhoasJonas]

Is that his mom and sister there too? Hard to tell from the dark pic but IIRC his sister kinda looks like the girl on the far right front row. No idea what his mom looks like but the lady in between them is about what I would have guessed.

Holy Hell I was just perusing the featured stuff and came across this missed connection.
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"I was the girl who fell through the ceiling and got made fun of by Karen Farms for it. You were the guy who openly declared his love for pedophilia and got made fun of by the Karen Farms for it."

Ahhh, memories.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Lmao dax got busted with coke outside of a club and he is seething

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Lmao dax got busted with coke outside of a club and he is seething

This better be real and not bait.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Lmao dax got busted with coke outside of a club and he is seething

Links, bitch! What the hell. Archive!

 

[High Tea]

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Doing the most libertarian thing possible, milking the death of a libertarian maverick, John McAfee. For $5000 you can get a cheap looking shirt with a 70's motivational poster that McAfee wouldn't have even wiped his ass with. If anyone pays $5000 for that, they need to be locked up.

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McAfee was so colorful, you'd think he could come up with better than a generic hanging joke.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Lmao dax got busted with coke outside of a club and he is seething

Where's that coming from? The recent podcast?

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.

Gee, i wonder if they are making sure people don't bring mysterious white powders in to the club.

Dick then drops himself in it by saying the manager is probably doing something more illegal than him by asking for his details, implying Dick was doing something illegal.

 

[Fuck My Life]

To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.

Gee, i wonder if they are making sure people don't bring mysterious white powders in to the club.

Dick then drops himself in it by saying the manager is probably doing something more illegal than him by asking for his details, implying Dick was doing something illegal.

This actually got me. Nobody talcs their balls. The only time your balls would be wet would be if you haven't dried after showering, dancing all night or off your trolley on hard drugs.

He was lucky the police didn't get involved plus talcum powder smells better than coke.

 

[BoobsMcGee]

To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.

Gee, i wonder if they are making sure people don't bring mysterious white powders in to the club.

Dick then drops himself in it by saying the manager is probably doing something more illegal than him by asking for his details, implying Dick was doing something illegal.

"That talc powder in my cigarette case is for my balls so I can dance better"
It takes a special person to utter those words and expect others to fall for it, and then get upset when someone doesn't buy your obvious lie.

Another thing, his posturing about "the only hot girls in that line were the ones with me" is just sad.
It's like the "I live in a mansion" bullshit he tried to pull off while talking with PPP, imagine being a 40+ year old fatso trying to impress your friends & audience.

I know I'm outnumbered here in still listening to his podcast and liking it from time to time (probably more out of nostalgic reasons) + the Biggest Problem reboot gave me some faith he could still make somewhat decent content, but holy shit this last TDS episode was utter shit once again. Loud doesn't equal funny, get it through your bloated head.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

"the only hot girls in that line were the ones with me"

Cope, seethe and watch loli.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Dude he's so stupid and every brag just makes him look worse.

You had the only hot girls there? Oh pray tell Daxie why are you slumming at the uggo club? Shouldn't an uber chad such as yourself be partying with the kind of beautiful people who live in Barbie Dream Mansions in the Holywood Hills?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Dude he's so stupid and every brag just makes him look worse.

You had the only hot girls there? Oh pray tell Daxie why are you slumming at the uggo club? Shouldn't an uber chad such as yourself be partying with the kind of beautiful people who live in Barbie Dream Mansions in the Holywood Hills?

It's also such a basic bitch reply too. Might as well have said "I am rubber and you are glue!!!"

 

[Crystal Golem]

(I can't believe I'm saying this JUST NOW after the pedo/cuties stuff) The guy needs to seriously consider his image.

What it's saying to his audience is "I hang around fat slobs like Vito and get kicked out of lame clubs with ugly women just like you!"

Whereas I think at least his core paypig audience listens to him cause he's a brash, fun-loving dude who always comes out on top.

Stop advertising your failures or at least make it funny and learn to take a joke Dax.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

Vito knocks it out of the park again.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Links, bitch! What the hell. Archive!

He goes on and on about it in the latest episode. "White talcum powder for my balls that I kept in a small bag in a cigarette case" is legalese for coke, in case anyone was actually fooled by it.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Is it really any better if he isn't lying? Ol Sweaty Balls Herrera needs his medicated pee pee powdah to dance there guys.

 

[Bolo]

To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.

Gee, i wonder if they are making sure people don't bring mysterious white powders in to the club.

Dick then drops himself in it by saying the manager is probably doing something more illegal than him by asking for his details, implying Dick was doing something illegal.

Why just do the coke before getting into the club then?

Not a club guy, but I've been into few, and I get that the coke thing is not so much for personal use, but to get the whores amped up to suck cock, but if the whole deal is that the bouncer is being a hardass about the coke is probably because the club is getting pressed about it about the cops, or too much dopes start to bring a shitty crowd that inst worth the hassle.

Regardless, just say, okay, get the whore in the car, do the coke, and get back to the club, problem solved and you don't have to be Karen.

 

[Berrakh]

Don't ask me how I know but it's really easy to fuck club skanks if you have coke.
Dax the uber chad always need a trick or gimmick lol