If the state Liquor Control Board declares your club is a public nuisance, dangerous, or almost anything they decide, they can heavily fine you, or even worse, revoke your liquor license and prohibit you from ever having one again, more or less putting you out of business for good. It's also nearly impossible to challenge their decisions in court, especially if they have facts backing up their claims there's drug activity, gang activity, repeated fights leading to injuries, etc.
"You don't understand I was bringing baby powder in small plastic bags into this club sean!"
"she was asking to get raped"
Wait, a cigarette case, like those cheap metal pieces of shit you can buy at head shops? Dax, a 40 year old man, who seemingly considers himself to be a savvy and reasonably intelligent man, hides his cocaine in a cigarette case? How fucking dumb is this guy? Cocaine has to be like the second easiest drug on earth to hide, and he used a painfully obvious clunky metal case? You don't even have to be clever about it. Put it in your shoe, retard.
Not exactly fooled, he went a bit serious about it and missed the joke. He's never gone shy about it before. It would be funnier if he said "I got some expensive talcum powder confiscated by a bouncer. Fucking thing was expensive and I was paying by the gram". Anyway I'm not Dick, I'm just another retard on the internet so I digress.
The Barbie Dream Mansion truly is a crack shack. Dick and Ralph are of the same habitat.
>presenting... GUNT GGGUNT GGUNT GGUNT GUNT! HEY!
In the spirit of Maddox
