Day 3 of Jenny Craig....or is it? | March 16, 2021 - Gorl be trolling

[Poop Bun]

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Did anyone else think that was her cellulite-riddled arm behind her head at first?

That’s exactly what I thought that was, as well.

 

[Chantal's Fifth Chin]

"Something I've wanted for a long time..." Weight loss surgery? (Probably not.)

I honestly don't know why any GOOD news would matter mean it's time to quit a desperately needed dieting effort but hey. You do you Amber.

The good news is something very obvious: she decided to quit JC and binge, therefore, the good news.

edit: I wonder if the "good news" is just a smoke screen. If she did film this a month ago, this could've been something she had lying around and wasn't feeling "up to" doing any other videos. She could've just used the whole "I got good news" as a way to end this thing "gracefully". Maybe she thought she filmed the third day (so she'd have a weeks worth of videos) and then realized that she didn't so she gave a vague, half assed excuse as to why she didn't have the rest of the day filmed.

 

[funtimesrun56]

Good news is more than likely she got her results from the doctor and is going to say her cancer didnt spread after her telling us about the pelvic pain. The bed was probably given to one of Becky's relatives or D&D, or they actually did return it. PL but my sister had the same bed, her husband who had a broken back due to a tree falling on him couldn't stand it. He woke up in pain. They returned it after more than 90 days though and so I dont see Amber having an issue returning if she did. She might have needed the money since revenues were down.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

How much do you all want to bet she got a casting call from TLC?

We can only hope. Most of the new episodes of My 600lb Life have been total shit.

 

[497]

maybe Mama Reid is making another visit. not sure how much vacation time her job gives so this might be a short visit.. she doesn't want to say it now because she knows everyone will say watch out for spending money on her mom.

 

[PiggyPie]

She looks like an absolute tard with the bow. No 30 year old woman dresses this way.

 

[momopeachy]

I would love to see Dr. Now call her a fat pig. Like I'd pay for it like it was an MMA fight.

 

[hourglass figure]

Going to place a bet - if filmed around 15th / 16th Feb, the good news was probably going to be her brother getting out of prison, he would have talked up his chance of parole on Feb 18th, except it was denied.

 

[Rust Lung]

This fat cunt is playing all of us. I'd love for once for there not to be a farms thread on her latest manipulative clickbait troll shit just to see her squirm.

 

[Repeat the Cycle]

Shes had this dress since 2018

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Thanks for pointing it out! Surprised that it still fits her but then again she looks way bigger here

 

[Fixthe Fernback]

Yep, it's probably just an excuse to quit Jenny Craig again. Receiving good news is somehow supposed to justify her giving up again in her ass backwards way of thinking. If something good is happening for her, it's probably not that big of a deal and of course she played it up.

 

[bluebarrel]

I heard it on Youtube, but someone speculated that the "good news" is connected to why Becky is nowhere to be seen and the news would be that they are moving out of Tennessee, probably to a state that Amberlynn prefers over it.

They live in Kentucky. But I really doubt that's what it is, given her rambling context about this news bringing up emotions from the past. Moving wouldn't do it. Besides, I'm not sure they've been at the new place long enough for a year's lease.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Thanks for pointing it out! Surprised that it still fits her but then again she looks way bigger here

it did looked washed out and old. but i guess she gets used to cloth that did fit for once, like the legendary bra.

edit.
as we are on the subject of cloth anyway, can someone please explain to me what that pile of cloth in the middle of her bathroom is supposed to hide? its fucking huge.
if its not a scooter, what is it? suggestions?

 

[Pippeyy]

it did looked washed out and old. but i guess she gets used to cloth that did fit for once, like the legendary bra.

edit.
as we are on the subject of cloth anyway, can someone please explain to me what that pile of cloth in the middle of her bathroom is supposed to hide? its fucking huge.
View attachment 2006068 if its not a scooter, what is it? suggestions?

My guess is laundry baskets piled with clothes. Unfortunately, I've seen people who do this all the time.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

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At least it was worth a tryy-ayy-ayy-ayyy

 

[mythical mother]

Regardless of what the “good news” is, I think we can all agree that it will be something that absolutely nobody gives a shit about other than Amber.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She lives such a sadly small life that some news, any news that most of us might see as minor league: "Oh that's cool!" gets lofted into the stratosphere.

If it was that significant, (assuming others are right & this 'news' is a month old), the nature of the "oh !" moment would have come out by now somewhere in her social media.

Let's cut to the chase. She once again CHOSE food over life.

 

[gampboonerisms]

why does her clothes look so washed out and old?? i dont think she has had this hot topic dress for so longView attachment 2004081

why does she look like she's wearing her halloween outfit?

 

[The Bean Bag's In A Hurry]

it did looked washed out and old. but i guess she gets used to cloth that did fit for once, like the legendary bra.

edit.
as we are on the subject of cloth anyway, can someone please explain to me what that pile of cloth in the middle of her bathroom is supposed to hide? its fucking huge.
View attachment 2006068 if its not a scooter, what is it? suggestions?

It's Necky's corpse. She died while trying to lift Amber's lymphedema fupa and our gorl was too lazy/fat/uncaring to do anything other than pile Torrid hauls on her.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Geez, I'm just here holding my head because in those shots, it's so easy to tell that she's wearing that dress backwards so she can show a little bit of fat mushed together to create a cleavage facsimile.