Operation Tupacalypse Day 98 - New HQ In Jewrusalem... -

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Duke Nukem

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He's hiding out in the ancient ruins of "Da Jew Peeramidz" in search of WiFi so he can upload the videos. Or maybe he's sleeping in someone's basement.

I would kill to get my hands on that "dossier," it's probably even more hilarious than he's leading us on to believe.
 

Optimus Prime

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I would kill to get my hands on that "dossier," it's probably even more hilarious than he's leading us on to believe.

Would you be willing to kill the prime minister? Also, my main man Elvis Presley is being held hostage by the pure evil cultists of "Gamerdrink" and I wouldn't mind having him back, so you'd need to rescue him, too.
 

Himawari

Nigga that's kawaii
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He calls a flashlight a torch?? I know Britons call them torches, but is that a New England thing too?
 

Joan Nyan

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So, they've given up on looking for Tupac, and now they're looking for illegal Jewish Bitcoins?
 

KingofManga420

So long, and thanks for all the sekclintons
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How the fuck did we go from "the mission is a false flag, he'll be home soon" to "he's currently searching Jerusalem for Ted and the Jewish bitcoin servers"?
 

Batman VS Tony Danza

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You can hear voices in the background and later it sounds like someone saying "Anyone down here?" or something "down here". I'm not going to state it as fact but I think Eli is somewhere he's allowed to crash and just wanted to make himself look more badass than he is. Maybe to "throw off" the terrorists. I could be wrong and the voice didn't sound scared or angry so don't go tossing around theories that Eli is back home in a basement or captured or about to be captured or some shit.
 

Duke Nukem

Leader of the Anti-Chad Extermination Squad
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So is Jace giving Eli missions to avoid having to bring him home and admit that deagle nation can't find dead rappers or assinate retired political figures?

That was going to be my first guess.

Would you be willing to kill the prime minister? Also, my main man Elvis Presley is being held hostage by the pure evil cultists of "Gamerdrink" and I wouldn't mind having him back, so you'd need to rescue him, too.

Actually, I believe the plan is to let him die of old age. So Eli's got that one in the bag.
 

Batman VS Tony Danza

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Oh shit you're right. Something like "might be down there?" or "you down there?" That's odd.

He seems to end the video once they say that so I really think Eli is just shacking up somewhere with some nice people (other tourists?) but lied and said he broke into an abandoned house to make senpai Stryker happy or to protect his real location and throw Al-Gamerfood off..
 
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