Operation Tupacalypse Days 93-94: Eli wanders the desert while stoned, searching for "Da Jew Peeramidz" -

[Pikonic]

I think we're getting another period of radio silence. Jace is still paranoid that terrorists (us? Gamerfood?) are tracking Eli, and he's not actually wrong.
I'm assuming this also means he's coming home soon, but then again who the fuck knows?

"Da Jew Peeramidz" that is all.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Rap Bunker.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I wish I had a crazy friend who sold drugs who would pay me to travel to another country.

If he ever returns, Eli will have some crazy stories to tell his kids.

Tel Aviv: Come for the dead rappers held hostage by terrorists, stay for the video games on the beach and hot Israeli hookers.

 

[Trombonista]

At least he stopped calling everything in Israel "Islamic".

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

I wish I had a crazy friend who sold drugs who would pay me to travel to another country.

If he ever returns, Eli will have some crazy stories to tell his kids.

Tel Aviv: Come for the dead rappers held hostage by terrorists, stay for the video games on the beach and hot Israeli hookers.

"Now let me tell you son, back in the day I went to Israel."

"For what daddy?"

"Rescue a dead rapper from the clutches of the government. I spent most of the time locked up playing Runescape... How I miss those days."

 

[KingofManga420]

I love Eli so much.

 

[Tookie]

I really wonder what "Da Jew Peeramidz" are. I hope he's not going to blunder into Egypt, they will have a lot less patience with him than people in Israel have.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

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I think we're getting another period of radio silence. Jace is still paranoid that terrorists (us? Gamerfood?) are tracking Eli, and he's not actually wrong.
I'm assuming this also means he's coming home soon, but then again who the fuck knows?

Jace probably doesn't want people on twitter telling Eli that his cabin is infested with mice

 

[dalegribbler]

I made an account just for this. Simply incredible.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Jace probably doesn't want people on twitter telling Eli that his cabin is infested with mice

I mean, I could outright tell Eli. I don't see why won't. I'm a noted bearer of bad news.

 

[Smutley]

The Book of Eli: The Wandering Jew

 

[Arctic]

HOLY SHIT AN UPDATE!

 

[Poop Merchant]

HOLY SHIT AN UPDATE!

Wats Up Guys Eli Here 4 Operation Tupacalypse. Im Ridin Camelz Wit Dis Tourist Group Into Jewrusalem. Heard Rumor Derez A Secret Islam Rap Bunker Built Into Da Jew Peeramidz N Tupac Mite Be Hidin In Dere So Ima Break Off Frum My Tour Group 2 Investagate Yo N Break Into Da Peeramid N Shit I Got A Pocket Nife Now Case I Need It. Stay Fuckin Tuned 2 My Twitter For More Shit Homies Haha @IcyPlayboi69

Well, that doesn't sound good.

 

[get-tar hero]

Good news, Eli isn't going to Egypt. Bad news, Eli is paranoid and planning to break away from his tour group to force his way into what is undoubtedly a very important historical site with a pocket knife.

Unless of course this is more bluffing to convince Jace to keep sponsoring his vacation. But Jace said he didn't think of it as a mission and didn't really want Eli to come back. But that wouldn't matter if Eli was too stupid to realize a plan was unnecessary- for example videotaping an unrelated flight. But if that's true is he also stupid enough to break away from his tour group and break into a tomb in order to gather more not evidence.

Eli is a fucking enigma.

 

[Mr. Troll12345]

Why Eli is still there anyway? He knows there was nothing to do there in the first place.

No wait, never mind...

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Upon seeing this video, I'm getting just massive gut reactions of Eli leading us on a ruse cruise.

 

[get-tar hero]

Upon seeing this video, I'm getting just massive gut reactions of Eli leading us on a ruse cruise.

My new theory is that he's an idiot pretending to be retarded and it's impossible to tell where it starts and stops.

 

[The Mass Debater]

I love how it's left for the viewer to work out how the fuck he got in these situations. Like the video just starts with him riding a camel through the desert, nobody paying him any attention, and before he was just in a bus full of IDF soldiers, no one paying him any attention. No context is given, it's just Eli doing shit while talking about islamic rap bunkers and I love it.

 

[Sammy]

Upon seeing this video, I'm getting just massive gut reactions of Eli leading us on a ruse cruise.

I tend to agree, but honestly I still have to quiet down my gut reaction that Jace is not Andy Kaufman sometimes, so I don't really know.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Well, I'm not saying he's rusing us, but rather Jace and whatever Co. he has left.

I'm not sure what contact DD has with Eli, but perhaps Eli is just going along with this plan just to make sure his house doesn't get anymore destroyed. I'm no stranger to the ruseman theories, but it just really sticks out right now with Eli.