Days Gone - Polite enemies and Motorcycle Maintenance

[Raven'sChild]

Well, I can see D$P enjoying the polite human enemies that wait until you've finished fighting someone to engage you. I can see D$P liking the game auto-choosing quests for you. What I see D$P being salty about the most is having to refuel and repair his motorcycle as well as the random encounters that include snipers. I've heard the game is 'fun' for about 20hrs. Let's see how long D$P lasts.

 

[Recoil]

I was genuinely interested in this game, but I need another zombie apocalypse survival game like I need a hole in the head.
Apparently, you get to kill kids in this game & folks no rikey.

 

[Awful Meerkat]

The worst driver meets a motorcycle. What happens next will shock you!

 

[Sparkletor]

"Fortnite is just a fad. Just like how zombie games were a fad years ago."

This is the second zombie game Phil has played in a month. How is it dumb to play a current fad game like Fortnite but smart to play a dead fad game like World War Z or Days Gone?

 

[break these cuffs]

"Fortnite is just a fad. Just like how zombie games were a fad years ago."

This is the second zombie game Phil has played in a month. How is it dumb to play a current fad game like Fortnite but smart to play a dead fad game like World War Z or Days Gone?

Isn't Fortnite online only? He'd get his shit pushed in by 11 year olds day in and day out is why it's dumb to follow that fad.

 

[Salubrious]

Apparently, you get to kill kids in this game & folks no rikey.

Apparently, they've never heard of the Drakengard/Nier series.

 

[actually]

Apparently, you get to kill kids in this game & folks no rikey.

Based solely on this screenshot, this looks like killing "kids" from Dying Light. They're zombified, and it's arguably a mercy to kill the zombie kids. That's a dumb controversy.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

"Fortnite is just a fad. Just like how zombie games were a fad years ago."

This is the second zombie game Phil has played in a month. How is it dumb to play a current fad game like Fortnite but smart to play a dead fad game like World War Z or Days Gone?

Why would he play both? WWZ is just a worst version of Days Gone.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

What was that other survival zombie game he played where he bitched about others getting early copies of the game? I wonder if he will learn his lesson and shut his mouth.

Anyway, I completely forgot this game even existed and from what I've seen, it doesn't seem that great, even for a Sony exclusive.

edit: Any chances Phil will just skip this last minute for getting bad reviews, like that One Piece game?

 

[actually]

What was that other survival zombie game he played where he bitched about others getting early copies of the game?

State of Decay 2. Particularly hypocritical because he paid extra to get some special edition that let him play a few days earlier than people who bought the regular version. He was miffed that other non-asshole streamers got an even earlier copy than him (by a couple of days, I think).

 

[UE 558]

I’m hoping for a third twitch wank on this one since that seems way more interesting than this mediocre looking 2014-era Dead Rising clone that somehow made its way into 2019

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Has any of you seen how terrible Phil performed on the motorcycle from his GTA playthroughs? Dude couldn't even drive straight and constantly run into things

If you have not go watch some of his GTA TIHYDP vid on the motorbike sections, a preview of what it is to come

 

[Synth]

Has any of you seen how terrible Phil performed on the motorcycle from his GTA playthroughs? Dude couldn't even drive straight and constantly run into things

If you have not go watch some of his GTA TIHYDP vid on the motorbike sections, a preview of what it is to come

He's gonna hate this game. I've watched a tiny bit of footage and you do a lot of off-roading and it seems as though the devs paid attention to weather and ground condition affecting how the bike handles: wet and muddy soil, loose rock, etc.

I can already see it: Our Dearest Dave will be driving along a relatively straight path during a rainstorm and glance over to his laptop with stream chat on it to make sure the class is behaving. He'll turn a full 90 degrees away from the television, removing any chance of even his inadequate peripheral vision catching what's about to occur. That miry path wasn't actually straight, that was the path at the fork he passed by 10 seconds ago that he forgot to take. This path is part of a switchback down a mountain and Dave won't realize it until it's far too late. A bolt of lightning will strike somewhere off in the distance, briefly illuminating the picturesque mountains of the serene Pacific Northwest, and our Hero will pigsplain;

"Wow, look at that! Did you guys see that, a thund... a lightning bolt just went off and it lit up the sky. Wow, the atmosphere in this game is amaz-- OH NO!" He'll shout as both he and his motorcycle start a death slide towards the lip of the winding trail. The treads of his tires will dig in, praying for mercy that they, too, do not have to plummet to the ravine cutting through the landscape at the bottom. Were it a horse, it would buck its rider off right now.

Alas, there just wasn't enough time because Dave was too preoccupied with admiring the scenery because he barely leaves his pavement-wrapped suburban hellscape. He put the brakes on too late, and with the lack of knowledge that you brake more efficiently in a straight line when compared to turning (if the physics are modeled well enough), he'll slowly slide down the muddy, steep grade of the nature trail and his trusty ride will end up a twisted heap of gasoline-soaked metal and rubber.

"FUCKIN' STUPID DEVS! THEY MADE A STUPID LIGHTNING SHOOT OUT OF THE SKY AND IT BLINDED ME AND I DIDN'T SEE THE TURN COMING! COME ON! THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN REACT THAT QUICKLY IN THE DARK! THEY WANT YOU TO TURN YOUR LIGHT OFF TO NOT ATTRACT ZOMBIES, BUT THEN YOU CAN'T SEE! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!"

 

[Sparkletor]

Let's be real. Phil couldn't even ride his horse in Red Dead without hitting trees.

Phil is one of the worst video game drivers around.

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

Whenever he tries to drive or platform in a game it becomes painfully obvious that he has some kind of depth perception deficiency.

 

[actually]

Whenever he tries to drive or platform in a game it becomes painfully obvious that he has some kind of depth perception deficiency.

He has glasses he's supposed to wear and doesn't because he's a 37 year old edgelord that thinks he's too cool for that nerd shit.

 

[Mr.DinkPork]

BIG missed opportunity to call this thread "Dave's Gone"

 

[actually]

Well, looks like this thread might have been premature.

 

[PieceofShet]

If he drops this game, he is a fukin idiot.

Its funny cause he always says that he dont listen to reviews and such... So what happened? Btw i dont have the game but i think it looks okay.

 

[Synth]

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Well, looks like this thread might have been premature.

Yeah, bring back those hot Minecraft and Phoenix Wright streams, Dave. Those aren't super boring and totally elicit tons of interaction.