Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

When will Earl finally get kicked out?


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The Fifth Waltz

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Fffffuck I missed it. I still have a reminder on my phone for October 1st called "Go look at tranny shit, Therapy Cafe." Guess I need to check this thread more often
Not all is lost fair maiden, seems like there's still events for October.
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I'm surprised Sherman didn't beat him.
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Barbarella

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If his skinhead brother beats him every time he comes downstairs in a flower dress, maybe he should try fucking paisley or something.

Seriously, isn’t his month to move out almost up? Shocking how his parents didn’t follow through. Sad, as well. I think if I was a 79 year old in that situation, I’d get a little apartment, and in the middle of the night, move out myself.
 

Jack Awful

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Revenge of the Cis did a commentary on another secret Dayton video.

I wish we had the original because it's great.
TL;DR:
Dayton demands his mother give him her credit card so he can buy art supplies for his upcoming gallery, but she wants him to give her a list of supplies for her to purchase on her own account instead.

Enraged by the prospect that his mother isn't giving him unlimited access to her credit card, he goes into freakout mode and starts screaming at everyone in the house, even comparing his struggles to Jesus being crucified.

Eventually the family calls the cops on him and a worried Dayton storms into his room, claiming his family is "gaslighting" him by saying he needs help and that he's the one that beats and abuses them.
 
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Sheriff of CWCville

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10:10: So I'm here at Therapy cafe. No sign of our flakey boi or any mannequins, though it's still early.
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Edit: 10:42. Cade lied to his adoring public, I can't believe it. Bartender said "he uh she" wasn't gonna be here tonight. Ah well I got a booze out of it, will have to try again.
Son of a bitch. Pity he had to get beat down on the night you could actually make it. I’m sure he’ll do another soon tho
 

berserkerarmor

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God Emperor Rich Evans

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land of illusion is a local cinci area haunted house, that is currently having a ticket sale and is actually cheaper then the usual prices so right now its cheaper to go then it would be throughout the rest of the month. still 20 bucks but its cheaper now then if you were going on halloween night. the more you know.
I've been there once before. Decent haunted houses except for the clown/ICP-inspired one which was low-effort looking compared to the others. We dragged our buddy who hates clowns in there, great time.

If Dayton could get someone to drive him being a haunted house actor would be a perfect job. He could dress up and annoy people for money in addition to his family. And it'd help him save up more money to buy clothes he'll give away for free.
 
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berserkerarmor

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I've been there once before. Decent haunted houses except for the clown/ICP-inspired one which was low-effort looking compared to the others. We dragged our buddy who hates clowns in there, great time.

If Dayton could get someone to drive him being a haunted house actor would be a perfect job. He could dress up and annoy people for money in addition to his family. And it'd help him save up more money to buy clothes he'll give away for free.
it would be a good job for him ngl, yet i think he could also set him self up to be fired at the same rate.
but also i think it would take the pity points and his parents will def try to get him out since he has a job lmao
(cousin worked there for years, they had some interesting reasons to fire ppl when she did, like showing up methed up/doing meth on the job.)
 

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