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Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
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Did he just call his ex GF a male chauvinist?
We need his ex gf to come on the farms.
Not all is lost fair maiden, seems like there's still events for October.
I'm surprised Sherman didn't beat him.
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"staring awkwardly at a man in a flower dress"
Not like he's contagious but it's thanks to cretins like Earl that you should wash your clothes after purchase.
Has there been an explanation for why all his photos look like they were taken with a Gameboy camera? Even if his phone sucks, you can get a quality point-and-shoot secondhand for nothing now because they're obsolete.
His next display at Therapy Cafe is scheduled for October 1st
This is a dump post of his Facebook ramblings from these past few days.
This is a dump post of his Facebook ramblings from these past few days.
If his skinhead brother beats him every time he comes downstairs in a flower dress, maybe he should try fucking paisley or something.
Seriously, isn’t his month to move out almost up? Shocking how his parents didn’t follow through. Sad, as well. I think if I was a 79 year old in that situation, I’d get a little apartment, and in the middle of the night, move out myself.
Seriously, isn’t his month to move out almost up? Shocking how his parents didn’t follow through. Sad, as well. I think if I was a 79 year old in that situation, I’d get a little apartment, and in the middle of the night, move out myself.
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I wish we had the original because it's great.
TL;DR:
Dayton demands his mother give him her credit card so he can buy art supplies for his upcoming gallery, but she wants him to give her a list of supplies for her to purchase on her own account instead.
Enraged by the prospect that his mother isn't giving him unlimited access to her credit card, he goes into freakout mode and starts screaming at everyone in the house, even comparing his struggles to Jesus being crucified.
Eventually the family calls the cops on him and a worried Dayton storms into his room, claiming his family is "gaslighting" him by saying he needs help and that he's the one that beats and abuses them.
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You know, the thing about frustrated artists is that one day they may be homeless in Vienna but eventually they might end up getting half of Europe gassed.
He died for our lols
Watch out, guys! Earl's got a thing for dad bods and Goff girls.
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10:10: So I'm here at Therapy cafe. No sign of our flakey boi or any mannequins, though it's still early.
Edit: 10:42. Cade lied to his adoring public, I can't believe it. Bartender said "he uh she" wasn't gonna be here tonight. Ah well I got a booze out of it, will have to try again.
Edit: 10:42. Cade lied to his adoring public, I can't believe it. Bartender said "he uh she" wasn't gonna be here tonight. Ah well I got a booze out of it, will have to try again.
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Son of a bitch. Pity he had to get beat down on the night you could actually make it. I’m sure he’ll do another soon tho
berserkerarmor
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land of illusion is a local cinci area haunted house, that is currently having a ticket sale and is actually cheaper then the usual prices so right now its cheaper to go then it would be throughout the rest of the month. still 20 bucks but its cheaper now then if you were going on halloween night. the more you know.
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I've been there once before. Decent haunted houses except for the clown/ICP-inspired one which was low-effort looking compared to the others. We dragged our buddy who hates clowns in there, great time.
If Dayton could get someone to drive him being a haunted house actor would be a perfect job. He could dress up and annoy people for money in addition to his family. And it'd help him save up more money to buy clothes he'll give away for free.
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berserkerarmor
finna aboutta go berserk
it would be a good job for him ngl, yet i think he could also set him self up to be fired at the same rate.
but also i think it would take the pity points and his parents will def try to get him out since he has a job lmao
(cousin worked there for years, they had some interesting reasons to fire ppl when she did, like showing up methed up/doing meth on the job.)
So he created a Facebook event that I can't seem to find.
I don’t typically Earlpost unless it’s an actual update of some sense but I thought this post was worthy.
He’s an actual cartoon character
He’s an actual cartoon character
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It's gonna have to be a big ass sign to fit all that text.
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