DE-Day -

[FlyAwayNow]

Desert Eagle Victory Day? Or something?

Looks like our Paris Peace Accords have yielded this. So who won? Who lost? There was a war going on?

 

[CatParty]

You heard him, guys. Shut it down.

 

[Enig]

But I never held the Deagle. I held the RPG-7 and Panzcor.

 

[The Zookeeper]

Interesting, is our commander hanging up his deagle and surrendering?

 

[FramerGirl420]

Stryker has finished the fight.

 

[Mondo Zappa]

 

[Arkangel]

Are we sure Jace has never played Metal Gear Solid 4?

 

[WWWWolf]

Looks like our Paris Peace Accords have yielded this.

Yeah. Sounds heavily like peace accords, all right.

It reminds me of a quote from my favourite fictional Marine (aside of Stryker of Tiberius Rising, of course):

"It is a very unusual setup," the colonel muses, "not the kind of a thing that military men would ever dream up. Do you know what I'm saying, Shaftoe?"

"Sir, no sir! But I do detect a strong odor of politics in the room now, sir!"

- Neal Stephenson: Cryptonomicon

 

[BT 075]

Desert Eagle Victory Day? Or something?

Looks like our Paris Peace Accords have yielded this. So who won? Who lost? There was a war going on?

I thought he would fight them on the beaches, in the hills and never surrender. I am dissapoint.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

That's good, but...

 

[ZombieGaryOak]

I can only wonder how long this will last, but if this does mark a permanent change for the better I'm very glad for it. I wish our beloved commander all the best.

Celebratory parkour video:

 

[Ariel]

 

[Backwards Harvester]

Interesting, is our commander hanging up his deagle and surrendering?

If so, then that's disappointing. How very un-American... However, if he was actually victorious over Tyce, then more power to him.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Desert Eagle Victory Day? Or something?

Looks like our Paris Peace Accords have yielded this. So who won? Who lost? There was a war going on?

laughing so hard at that final tweet rn

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

finish da fight

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

This is good, isn't it?

 

[The Knife]

Gotta be an imposter. Gamerfood has hacked the database and is giving false directives to demoralize the troops. I'll move to fallback position Bravo but I won't hang up my Deagle until Jace gives verbal confirmation.

 

[Fibonacci]

Good morning. In less than an hour, gamers from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Iraq's Mass Graves Day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the 16th of May will no longer be known as only an Iraqi holiday, but as the day the marines declared what the Deagle Nation was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our Desert Eagle Victory Day!

 

[Foulmouth]

Good morning. In less than an hour, gamers from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Iraq's Mass Graves Day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the 16th of May will no longer be known as only an Iraqi holiday, but as the day the marines declared what the Deagle Nation was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our Desert Eagle Victory Day!

Wot ?

 

[Dr. Mario]

Good morning. In less than an hour, gamers from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Iraq's Mass Graves Day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the 16th of May will no longer be known as only an Iraqi holiday, but as the day the marines declared what the Deagle Nation was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our Desert Eagle Victory Day!

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