Dead Corgis Do Not Shed - Interactive Story -

[Dollars2010]

Hey folks. I felt like doing a random interactive story because they’re strange and silly.

These are just going to be quick and stupid sketches for now and I’ll pick replies/suggestions by a random number generator just to mix it up a bit.

Of course, I can’t update daily because of life stuff, but I’ll try!

Anyways, the thing:

Home alone and huddled in my cozy blanket, I took refuge down in my basement, browsing the Kiwi Forums.

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Unfortunately, it was a slow and quiet night. Welp, it seems like now is a good time to head to bed.

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Oh gosh! It has gotten quite dark as the time has passed. Just how long has it been? So spooky.

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!!!

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Well, this is new. No-one has ever told me about this part of the house. Seems like I'm stuck here in this dark, dank cavern some good number of feet beneath my home, and enclosed by strange and unusual surroundings.

What do I do? Where do I go?

Help!

MOD EDIT: Fixed one of the panels, feel free to revert

 

[Stuff and Things]

Grab your blanket and use it as a cloak!!

 

[The Knife]

Use Mauv's beard to climb out!

 

[EI 903]

Pray to Jaysus to save you.

 

[exball]

Cast magic missile at the darkness.

 

[Judge Holden]

Throw a tasty treat into the darkness

 

[Surtur]

Surtur arrives to save the day. Or shed.

 

[A-Stump]

Roll a d20 to decide your next action

 

[Pikonic]

Use Mauv's beard to climb out!

@Mauvman Shuffleboard is gonna need to do a beard check, roll a D20 to see if he can use it. (15+ pass)

 

[Randall Fragg]

Shred the blanket and make a crude rope out of it.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

@Mauvman Shuffleboard is gonna need to do a beard check, roll a D20 to see if he can use it. (15+ pass)

I've got a +8 racial bonus to beard related checks and all my skill points are in handle corgi.

 

[Dollars2010]

Randomly generated suggestions:

Grab your blanket and use it as a cloak!!

Cast magic missile at the darkness.

A blanket cloak? Now that’s a snazzy idea!

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Righteous! Now let’s see if this blanket cloak grants any magic missile abilities?

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Nope.

Now what?

 

[spaps]

Grab a blunt object and venture through the cavern.

 

[Surtur]

Sing a sad country song.

 

[Pikonic]

Try to find cave trolls, they'll help you if you can pass a friendship check.

 

[EI 903]

Mark your territory and begin a new life as a subterranean corgi.

 

[applecat]

Know what makes wandering through caves a lot of fun? Eating mushrooms! Any ones you find!

 

[Pikonic]

Partner up with a firefly, he'll give you much needed light.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Rub the lotion on your skin.

 

[Dollars2010]

Randomly generated suggestions:

Mark your territory and begin a new life as a subterranean corgi.

Know what makes wandering through caves a lot of fun? Eating mushrooms! Any ones you find!

Partner up with a firefly, he'll give you much needed light.

Hm, it is a good idea to make sure that no-one steals my stuff before leaving.

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That’s better. Now it’s safe to head out, all the while remembering the wise words of nana Apple: “Always eat any mushrooms that you find!”

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Oh gosh, what’s this?