Dead pool for Fatty - I got sick of waiting for someone else to make this

Haesindang Park

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Her body is finally beginning to break down right now. This is the beginning of the end. But... for some reason, assholes seem to last the longest no matter how grave their circumstances, so I’m not going to guess on her death, but I will say we are going to be treated to some hospital mukbangs soon.

(I know that’s a rambling run-on sentence, but I’m too lazy to rewrite it).
They also suffer the longest and the most too. Amberlynn has to sit on a chair in the kitchen to cook because her back hurts. She has to sleep on pillow mountain. Her body temperature is out of whack. Oh dem beetus hands. Karma always finds a way to everybody.
 

Munchie_Minder

Bringing attention, just not the kind you desire.
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I hate to rattle any sabres here, but I legitimately know of a guy in his late 60’s who has been living over 20 years at over 500lbs. It all depends on her heart genetics. He’s also a type 2 diabetic for past 8 years and still not on insulin. Sometimes it is shocking what a body can live through.

Side note: Amber, get yourself a bidet seat for your toilet so nobody has to wipe your ass anymore. They make them to rinse you front and back and dry.
 

Golly

[warbles internally]
True & Honest Fan
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I'm thinking October 2021. It'll be the untreated sleep apnea.
 

foodiebloobie

Helllooooo foodie bloobies TEEHEE!
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I'm going to say she will die by the time she is 32. Simply due to her lifetime of obesity wreaking havoc on her body. She is already presenting physical signs of organ failure, (yellowing skin, eyebags, circulatory issues) But keep in mind that Ashley Isaac has been ready to die for nearly a decade now, promising us that each year/month/day will be her last.
 
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clusterfuckk

Forchette! Forchette!
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Gorls I don’t know I think this thick bitch is gonna pull through to 2020. I’m slapping down my bet on Jan 27 3:33 am. :optimistic: :optimistic:
 

Strelok

Perfectly Cromulent Poster
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I've seen enough 600lb life to know she could drop dead next week or she could last another 2 decades, pretty much luck of the draw.

I think a more apt thought exercise would be when she finally becomes bedbound. I'll give her till 2021 for that.
 

Des B*

Not captain save a fat fuck
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A lot of you are being far too optimistic. Life has a habit of letting the mega cunts cling on to life for far too long. She'll still be making *huff* not *huff* mookbong *pant* but *pant* eat *huff* with *puff pant* me in year 10 fucking years whilst blaming us for the facts that she's pushing 900lbs but refusing to admit she's a lb over 700.
 

Shadow and Shade

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I give Hamber five more years to the day, so September 6, 2024. Cause of death? Kidney failure: she's so used to being swolleeeen and breathless (and not peeing regularly) that she doesn't realize how sick she truly is. Then one night, as she's getting up from the toilet after another unsuccessful attempt to pee, Wasabi winds around her legs and causes her to fall down. Lying prone on her back and being unable to sit up, the excess fluid in her abdomen floods her lungs and she drowns internally.
 

LavenderLiquor

Diagnosed with ASMR
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I give Hamber five more years to the day, so September 6, 2024. Cause of death? Kidney failure: she's so used to being swolleeeen and breathless (and not peeing regularly) that she doesn't realize how sick she truly is. Then one night, as she's getting up from the toilet after another unsuccessful attempt to pee, Wasabi winds around her legs and causes her to fall down. Lying prone on her back and being unable to sit up, the excess fluid in her abdomen floods her lungs and she drowns internally.
Wasabi? Naw. If any animal is gonna be her cause of death, it'll be Twinkie.

That dog has been plotting her attack for years.
 
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YOUR MOM

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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I hate to rattle any sabres here, but I legitimately know of a guy in his late 60’s who has been living over 20 years at over 500lbs. It all depends on her heart genetics. He’s also a type 2 diabetic for past 8 years and still not on insulin. Sometimes it is shocking what a body can live through.

Side note: Amber, get yourself a bidet seat for your toilet so nobody has to wipe your ass anymore. They make them to rinse you front and back and dry.
I know this is a late reply on this but I think there's a big difference between somebody who kept in normal shape for 40 years and then let it go to hell and Amber who was obese at her best shape and morbidly obese the majority of her life.

She might have the mom's cockroach genetics so I think she'll last a while anyway.
 

Optavia Sales Rep

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Bumping this to back to the front page for a quick update. As we've now entered into the earliest dates in the pool, I'm going to begin crossing off user's names as the dates pass. If you had a broader date set (December 2019 for example), then you won't be crossed out until the full month is complete.

The original post with the complied list is below, and the pool is still open to new entries.
Roughly in order from closest to furthest dates. If I missed you send me a message and I'll add your name/date

marjoram Nov 2019
Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake Nov 1st, 2019
Triggered Fivehead Nov 12th, 2019
Cmoores101 Nov 28th, 2019 (US Thanksgiving)
Quijibo69 Dec 2019
StrawberryDouche Dec 3rd, 2019 (1:47 pm)
GargoyleGorl Mid Dec 2019
Whale Lake 2 Late 2019-Spring 2020
keyboredsm4shthe2nd Late 2019-Mid 2020
clusterfuckk Jan 27th, 2020 (3:33 am)
PiggyPie Feb 2020
Koresh Spring 2020
xenomorph March 2020
HIVidaBoheme March 2020
Jersey Devil Late March-Early April 2020
manicpixiebasementdweller April 2020
left arm April 2020
Sushinope April 12th, 2020 (Easter)
Turd Blossom April 12th, 2020
Niggernerd Summer 2020
Super Book Summer 2020
Viridian June 2020
Kukkamaaria June 2020
Tastes Like Power July 2020
Big Bad Fish August 2020
Okami Green Fall 2020
Cricket Sept 2020
Fleasburger Oct 2020
SmileyTimeDayCare Nov 2020
Angry Shoes >Nov 3, 2020
Captain Howdy Nov 3rd, 2020 (US Election Day)
horridtorrid Dec 2020
Pineapple Fox Dec 2020
raspberry peach Dec 25th, 2020 (Christmas)
THOTHunterAlice Dec 25th, 2020
Toxoplasmosis Dec 27th, 2020 (ALR's 30th B-Day)
Easterling >2021
RogerSpanderbilt 2021
Meat Poultry Veg March 2021
manic dainty gorl March 2021
Optavia Sales Rep March 21st, 2021
CraBman March 21st, 2021
FitBitch March 24th-31st, 2021
Wyzzerd April 17th, 2021 (2:37 am)
Stanley_Buttkiss Mid May 2021
Keyboard Warrior Summer 2021
Thranduil June 2021
MemeGray Aug 2021
Golly Oct 2021
ducktales4gameboy Nov 2021
mrsm0rbid Dec 25th, 2021 (Christmas)
Sexy Times Hitler 2022
Fupacabra Early 2022 (Pig transformation pending)
Diet Coke 4 Life Jan-March 2022
LatinasAreTheFuture March 2022
geewizz April 2022
onescarygorl Summer 2022
Purple Pepsi June-July 2022
liliput July 2022
Lou Wrong July 21st, 2022
a dinosaur Aug 2022
foodiebloobie >Dec 27th, 2022 (ALR's 32th B-Day)
StarkRavingMad >2023
Peachtea18 March 2023
Streetlight Stranger April 2023
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT Late 2023
WinterMoonsLight June 16th, 2023 (11:34 am)
Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost June 17th, 2023
Skin Fold Odor Aug 2023
Pog Mathoin 2023-2024
mekalekahi >2024
The Jokester 2024
beautiful person 2024
stingray Mid 2024
Whatthefuck July 14th-20th, 2024
Shadow and Shade Sept 6th, 2024
Smiling Honeybadger >2025
saisegeha 2025
Gorlax Jan 2025
Ellana June 2025
ADHD Dec 26, 2025
EurocopterTigre 2026
BanalEntropy June 2026
Billie Ross 2027
Chihiro 2027
clusterfuckk 2027<
Madam Spergwell July 2029
Underestimated Nutria 2029<
Des B* 2029<
hotcheetospuffs 2035
Spl00gies Tammy Slatton>ALR>Ashley Isaacs
praktica >Ashley Isaacs (Infinity)
Edit: Current as of 7:54 pm EST Oct 2nd, 2019
 
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