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Dead pupper mega thread

Discussion in 'Articles & Happenings' started by Dysnomia, Mar 13, 2018.

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  1. https://wmms.iheart.com/content/201...ng-live-puppy-to-turtle-in-front-of-students/

    This is really horrifying. There's literally no reason for junior high students to see this. It serves no educational value whatsoever. I don't care if the puppy had a deformity and was sick. If it was going to die you euthanize it humanely. You don't feed it live to a turtle in front of children to teach them about the circle of life.

    I'm surprised that some parents are defending this. It actually didn't happen during class but during a supplementary lesson after school. The teacher had previously fed other animals to reptiles.

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  2. Turtle must be Korean.
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  3. The only way he can worm his way out of this is trooning out.

    Hope the snapping turtle is still hungry...
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  4. Yeah, and he better start up a suicide hotline too.
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  5. Probably his fetish.
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  6. Calm down it's just a dog.
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  7. "THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO GENDERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASS!!!" vs "Check this this out guys."
    School is pretty rough these days huh
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  8. What, they didn't just put on the Lion King and call it "teaching about the circle of life" and then go sneak out behind the school to smoke?
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  9. Times have changed, I remember in 1st grade we had a teacher mention that shooting something in the head kills it instantly, and nobody batted an eye....

    THese days? Look out social justice mob.

    That said, feeding LIVE things to other live things isn't necessary to teach this particular lesson. "Don't be cruel, the inevitability of death does not mean one must suffer" is important too.

    Though the "circle of life" lesson is an important one. The number of videos on YouTube of Eagles catching fish, or foxes catching bunnies that have comment sections full of chastising the cameraman for "doing nothing to help" makes me wonder if some people think predatory animals can just hit up their government-supplied vending machine if they're hungry.
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  10. Holy shit, what the fuck, lol. :story:

    That's pretty badass.
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  11. I won't lie, I didn't know turtles can eat dogs until now.
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  12. Alligator Snapping Turtles are badasses with mouths like pruning shears. Anything that goes in there is 100% coming off. We had to keep our dogs from fucking with them every once in awhile.
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  13. He was just demonstrating the way feral teachers feed puppies to turtles in the wild.
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  14. That's why I don't understand why the teacher just didn't show a nature film. There are so many of them.

    The cameramen aren't supposed to interfere with nature. Although there have always been allegations that some crews have provoked animals to attack each other. Lions are very boring most of the time. They sleep throughout most of the day. No one wants to watch a two hour documentary of lions sleeping and wildebeests chomping grass.
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  15. That's pretty fucking metal.
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  16. Just because there's constant suffering in the animal kingdom doesn't mean you should contribute to the particularly painful abuse of one of the more conscious and emotional animals we have, let alone 'man's best friend', a species that has directly aided us for centuries. People can be like "lol it's just a dog" but why a dog specifically? Dogs are clearly much more aware and intelligent than a hamster.

    The teacher is getting off to this in some way. Snapping turtles have incredibly brutal bites(basically like you're being stabbed) and rip apart skin/pieces of their prey little by little because they can't kill animals quickly like other predators.
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  17. He could have demonstrated with an insect or something along those line. Not a goddamn puppy! Is he on meth or what?
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  18. Definitely. They'll take off a finger in an instant.

    I've got a picture somewhere of a family member holding one of those prehistoric monsters by the tail. They were digging a post for a fence and somehow it was underground. I know they hibernate underground, but there was zero indication of ground disturbance. There might've even been grass growing over it.

    It's too bad the environmental hippies won't let us eat them anymore, I could sure go for a bowl of terrapin soup right now...
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  19. After their career as TMNT villains went down the toilet, Tokka and Rahzar had to find work somehow.
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    #20 TheClorax, Mar 13, 2018
    Last edited: Mar 14, 2018

    TheClorax Back, but won't post as much.

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