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Daario Naharis

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HandBanana said:
Wait so Tyce and Jace don't like each other now?
Seems that way. I foresee two outcomes.

1. Armies of teenagers parkouring at each other on the streets.

2. They both get high and shout at each other over twitter for a while.
 
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I'd pay to see these idiots back when I was younger and the Soviets were still the Big Baddies for everything.
 

DeagleDad420

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HandBanana said:
Wait so Tyce and Jace don't like each other now?
http://youtu.be/B6_dHOec8o8?t=2m18s watch from 2m onwards. some details are wrong but this is a good overview. Since then CIADude has informed Jace of Tyce's treachery (including selling Jace's Steam account on Ebay, about $500 worth of games) Tyce went into hiding and now Jace is after him, for revenge.

Daario Naharis said:
Seems that way. I foresee two outcomes.

1. Armies of teenagers parkouring at each other on the streets.

2. They both get high and shout at each other over twitter for a while.
Yeah I doubt this will come to anything more serious than a pitched airsoft war in a K-Mart parking lot, or a lazy fistfight, but I have to admit I'm somewhat intrigued as to what "beans" are going to be spilled
 

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DeagleDad420 said:
https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91

Shit is going down here
http://i.imgur.com/vlTLMLp.png
http://i.imgur.com/b4OVl89.png


Hakurei said:
There's going to be a point where someone just goes:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/8723c729911 ... o1_400.gif

To Jace, and he's going to believe that person. I know it.
I'm sure this is really clever somehow so can you explain the significance of this image to a gaijin like myself?
By "beat the shit out of you" he really means "buttsex". :tomgirl:

I hope their epic confrontation of parkour and bread knife stances is recorded somehow. Maybe if someone did a face off poster of them it would spark a better confrontation.
 

Hakurei

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DeagleDad420 said:
Hakurei said:
There's going to be a point where someone just goes:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/8723c729911 ... o1_400.gif

To Jace, and he's going to believe that person. I know it.
I'm sure this is really clever somehow so can you explain the significance of this image to a gaijin like myself?
It really just means someone is going to claim so preposterous, (in the context of the gif this means causing every bad thing in America from taxation to 9/11), and Jace is going to believe it.
 

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I really want to insult people now by just awkwardly inserting cuss words in the middle of their name.
 

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Carl-bitch-son said:
I really want to insult people now by just awkwardly inserting cuss words in the middle of their name.
How high do you have to be to think that's clever?

Here:
Jace, more like Gayce!
Tyce Andrews, more like Tyce Rams-dudes!
BOOM BITCH!!
 

HandBanana

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Pikonic said:
Carl-bitch-son said:
I really want to insult people now by just awkwardly inserting cuss words in the middle of their name.
How high do you have to be to think that's clever?

Here:
Jace, more like Gayce!
Tyce Andrews, more like Tyce Rams-dudes!
BOOM BITCH!!
Genius.
 

Carlson

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Pikonic said:
Carl-bitch-son said:
I really want to insult people now by just awkwardly inserting cuss words in the middle of their name.
How high do you have to be to think that's clever?

Here:
Jace, more like Gayce!
Tyce Andrews, more like Tyce Rams-dudes!
BOOM BITCH!!
*looks at quoted name*

ehhhhehehehehehe
 

Pikonic

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Wait I got more
His name is Jace, future owner of a broken face
His name is Tyce, a little bitch with an ass that's nice
 

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DeagleDad420 said:
c-no said:
Having read your post, I realize how :stupid: I am. Jace will never understand any message from MGS other then "shoot terrorist/Russian mercenaries/Russian soldiers/PMC's with your gun."
You're still setting your sights too high. When you're dealing with this guy you have to abandon the usual social assumption that the other person's brain actually fucking functions in any coherent way whatsoever.
To be honest, I haven't kept up with the antics of ParkourDude other than a guy on my Steam friendlist sharing some images of Tyce being racist in a game of Left 4 Dead 2. Still, I really should lower my sights considering how Jace's brain would function.

DeagleDad420 said:
https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91

Shit is going down here
http://i.imgur.com/vlTLMLp.png
http://i.imgur.com/b4OVl89.png
To see those images, with Tyce and Jace calling each other out. This should be interesting though they'll probably be too high on marijuana to try and actually settle things man to man.
 

Hakurei

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Pikonic said:
Wait I got more
His name is Jace, future owner of a broken face
His name is Tyce, a little bitch with an ass that's nice
Jace, I'm going to hit him with a mace.
Tyce, I'm going to make him slip on ice.
:alog:
 
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