DEAGLENATION TSHIRT DISCUSSION - MERCH COMING SOON - VOTE HERE -

[DeagleDad420]

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CLOSEUP OF BACK (DEAGLE VECTOR CREATED BY @Valiant)

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THE BURNING QUESTION:
-Should I keep the backpiece of the dual deagles or not? It's an extra $2 or something infinitesimal like that and I personally like it myself but you guys will ultimately be the people buying and wearing this shit so I feel like I should leave it up to GAMER DEMOCRACY. So vote in the poll

EITHER WAY shirts will be around $15-$20 each depending on what price these people give me and you can expect them to start being sold within the next two weeks. These are shitty entry level "cheapest I could find" shirts so dont expect chinese silk high threadcount shit. I will probably do a more high-budget option later on like hoodies or something but price is a big factor here because I don't want anyone to have to pay Top Dollar for this shit, I can't imagine people will be wearing them every day like their favorite shirt or whatever anyways.

Sorry it took me so fucking long to do this I know you people are literally beating down my door armed with pitchforks screaming about how much you want these gay shirts but our original plan to get @Null to jew me a bunch of cheap shirts fell through so we had to go back to plan B which is "find a cheapskate cafepress.com knockoff that will sell me shirts and buy a lot of them"

More details coming soon. I'm just the one facilitating the photoshop work etc here - we've set it up so all funding will go directly to Jace and his future projects.​

 

[KatsuKitty]

Keep 'em.

 

[DeagleDad420]

also feel free to use this thread to let your voice be heard with your fascinating commentary on shirt designs. At Wiz Dum Gun we want nothing more than to read dozens of posts articulating your innermost desires regarding shit rags handquilted by chinese children.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

It's an interesting design idea. The dual deagles outline the shoulder blades and spine. But they also look like they're pointing at the wearer's ass.

 

[DeagleDad420]

It's an interesting design idea. The dual deagles outline the shoulder blades and spine. But they also look like they're pointing at the wearer's ass.

how else are you gonna know where to aim

 

[Ariel]

Can you please have the manufacturer print a card to be attached to each shirt with the Chinese child who made the garments name, age, hours worked per week & a small story about their life?

 

[Arkangel]

Does it come in black?

 

[DeagleDad420]

Can you please have the manufacturer print a card to be attached to each shirt with the Chinese child who made the garments name, age, hours worked per week & a small story about their life?

No but each shirt and merch item WILL come with some random extra side-item that I will throw in at the last minute completely at random as an added gift. Don't expect much because I will probably have to ship like 50 of these but each merch option will likely contain a unique surprise authentic to the universe of Deagle Nation...

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

how else are you gonna know where to aim

I don't think people normally wear shirts during doggy-style butt love, but you're the one with an eye for design.

 

[Ariel]

No but each shirt and merch item WILL come with some random extra side-item that I will throw in at the last minute completely at random as an added gift. Don't expect much because I will probably have to ship like 50 of these but each merch option will likely contain a unique surprise authentic to the universe of Deagle Nation...

I guess I was expecting too much asking for details about the factory hen chinese children.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I guess I was expecting too much asking for details about the factory hen chinese children.

I'll write a custom fanfic just for you if you ever order one

 

[Enig]

Sir as long as I can rev rev ram it up my craw while slapping ham on a typewriter I do not give twelve fucks, give me my shirt so I can be the double hitler I always dreamt of being.

 

[kookerpie]

I'd like to see a shirt with some of those cool photoshopped pictures of you in battle. Or with some reference to a wolf soul. I'm still buying a few shirts with the current design as well.

 

[Ariel]

I'll write a custom fanfic just for you if you ever order one

Sold!

Spoiler

can it be set in a SJW utopia, where Trannycopter is a space emperor and children don't exist until they can think up their own series of special pronouns?

 

[DeagleDad420]

Does it come in black?

Yes. Some options:

Desert Beige

Israeli Gold

DICKSQUAD Pink

Incogneato Grey

Stealthful Black

(I know the logo isn't aligned properly on these images and it looks weird but it'll look 100% cool and good when they print, the "preview" function on their site just sucks dick so use your imagination)

It'd be easier strictly speaking to just buy a bunch of single colors but I figure it'd be most fun to let you guys choose your color. So when I'm ready to do this, I'll have a custom order thing set up where you guys can choose your color and size (ranges from Small to 4XL, bigger sizes past Large are slightly extra cost) then paypal me the bitcoins necessary for the item and I'll add them to the order from the site, then I'll buy them all at once I get like ~20 orders. The shirt site said they'll take like a week to ship so it might be a while until you get them but whatever I'll post a notice as soon as I place the order and as soon as they arrive at my director bunker so you guys will have an ETA...

Obviously you'll need to send me a shipping address with this so if you are really really fucking paranoid about doxxing yourself then don't buy one. Or buy one and ship it to your neighbor's house. You have my word as a gonzo journalist to never ever reveal that stuff though.... those 100+ paypal donators still remain Internet Anonymous to this day.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Sold!

Spoiler

can it be set in a SJW utopia, where Trannycopter is a space emperor and children don't exist until they can think up their own series of special pronouns?

I won't spoil it but WIZ DUM GUN company policy dictates that the answer is pretty much always "yes" as far as absurd fan requests go.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Stealthful Black

Will you send them a vector image with just the white material to screenprint, or is this shirt going to suffer from a black-on-black problem?

 

[CatParty]

Design one in the vein of

And you got a customer

 

[DeagleDad420]

I'd like to see a shirt with some of those cool photoshopped pictures of you in battle. Or with some reference to a wolf soul. I'm still buying a few shirts with the current design as well.

If you're willing to wear totally absurd shit I was planning on at some point making a hoodie design for the ELITE FANS that has full camo texture decorated with absurd shit and hashtags printed all over it in neon ink complete fake military patches sown/stapled onto it.

I have no idea how I would do this, but I want to eventually make a black trenchcoat covered in a texture of skeleton images and pot leaves, printed across the arms, the sides, back, literally every square inch of it with a repeating texture, and sell that as the #warier Furgazin Armer. Ideally it'll have a collar with plastic inserts in the collar so it remains perpetually popped as well as a hood and cut off arms for the sleeveless wifebeater look. Probably will come with a bolo tie too. But this is all just brainstorming, we'll see. Even if I didn't sell that ever I'd still buy one myself just to wear in videos.

Will you send them a vector image with just the white material to screenprint, or is this shirt going to suffer from a black-on-black problem?

These are shitty first drafts I made in two minutes to experiment with the colors. The "final" versions will be adjusted individually per shirt so the logo pops out against the color. I know all about vectors and big boy computer graphics so it'll all look super good and cool when you buy them, don't worry.

 

[snakesvsplanes]

Can you add a wolf-eared hood to the design? And a tail? And make the whole thing out of fur? And add a sound box where you press a button and the shirt plays Jace's wolf howl?
Thanks in advance.

brb sitting by the mailbox