DEAGLENATION TSHIRT DISCUSSION - MERCH COMING SOON - VOTE HERE -

[Saul Goodman]

I wants. How does I gets?

 

[Dr. Meme]

I think I may have to get one. Do they come in double extra fatty?

Yeah they come in Eli size

 

[Boundman]

Yeah they come in Eli size

A happy medium between the slim and Eli is early-years Jan.

 

[Sammy]

This might be a retarded idea but when the shirts are ready could we possibly get a Deagle Nation vlog update letting us know? Kinda like what Game Grumps does only instead its funny.

Spoiler: Example for those what don't know what I speak abouts

Now not the same sort of format as GG does, I just think a straight up, "earnest" video with Jace and Tyce, probably something closer to a Dank Swordz episode, but shorter. something Jace would have asked CIADude to help him produce or whatever. Funnier people than me probably have some ideas.

I ask primarily for 2 reasons:
1) I love Deagle Nation content, and would like to have more please good sir.

Spoiler

2) I think seeing "Jace sell out" and "make profit on his pranks" will piss off both Wu and GamerGate

 

[niggers]

oh man sign me up. i'm going to give it my girlfriend then fuck her in a tub of doritos while yelling FINISH THE FIGHT

 

[The Dude]

Yeah they come in Eli size

I think I'm a bit chunkier than Eli.

 

[Golly]

I'm not a huge fan of the dual deagles in back. It looks like two disturbed/deeply confused men with huge noses and tiny mohawks standing back to back.
I'm still sincerely interested in purchasing a T-Shirt, though.

 

[CrispyBacon]

I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening.

 

[hullo8d]

stupid but novel idea: what about making the deagles smaller and having them on the bottom of the shirt so that the shirt can be tucked in mkaing them looked concealed.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Keep the deagles on the back but lower them on the shirt so when you tuck your shirt into your pants it looks like you got 2 sweet deagles strapped in the waist band.

That would be so fucking rad seriously do this

stupid but novel idea: what about making the deagles smaller and having them on the bottom of the shirt so that the shirt can be tucked in mkaing them looked concealed.

basically this ^^^^

 

[DeagleDad420]

stupid but novel idea: what about making the deagles smaller and having them on the bottom of the shirt so that the shirt can be tucked in mkaing them looked concealed.

I actually tried to do this but their software won't let you print stuff outside of a certain area of the shirt so you wouldn't be able to "conceal" them unless you hiked up your pants around your mid-chest. There are some other products they sell that let you print in weird locations like the sides of the lower half of the shirt so I was thinking of putting like the upper half of a deagle or a katana there but that's not available with the current site I'm using, and also weird printing locations like that generally cost extra, so I thought I'd save that kind of thing for a more expensive merch item like a hoodie or jacket.

I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening.

You have to put the money in your computer's CD tray and then close it. This will allow you to download your money into XBOX Live FunCoins rendering your search history undetectable to the IRS as well as most Zionist banking cartels. You can then safely e-mail your wallet to me away from the prying eyes of the media; rest assured I am using the most secure and most illegal 666-byte encryption chromeware on the market and UNATCO will never know a thing.

 

[zap2theextreme]

but wut abot teen analchest wariors wut desegns do u hve 4 us ? #darealquestions #skeleiontonwareor @mccafe

a sick as hell skeleton bursting out your chest so its like your skeleton is leaving your hologram body and revealing its true self

 

[DeagleDad420]

Yeah I have no idea what we'd do for Tyce shirts. I guess if we wanted to go authentic, like what Tyce would make if he had to make shirts, me and Robert would just go to Goodwill, buy the most gaudy and ugly Season 1 Jesse Pinkman style shirts and hoodies we could find (think the kind of shit he wears in streams and videos) and then spend hours with a fabric marker drawing racial slurs and hashtags all over them. Then we'd probably spraypaint a few swastikas on the back for good measure. If you ever got your hands on this shirt it would reek of weed and vomit. Imagine something like that.

So if anyone would be fucking insane and suicidal enough to ever buy that, for whatever reason, press 1. It'd probably be the same general price maybe like $5 more but each one would be "unique".

Obviously nobody wants to wear that or have it in their house but... I can't imagine how Tyce could "tone that down"... I say this because, I can't fathom how we could ever make a Tyce shirt that you could actually wear in public without getting really dirty looks, getting beaten up or getting kicked out of public places. Tyce's entire personality is so over the top and horrible I don't know how we could make any kind of Tyce merch without making it completely unwearable and disgusting and awful on every level. At the very least you'd be walking around with a plain white T-shirt adorned with low quality Skeleton JPG's smoking weed or giving the finger, drawn all over with marker.

 

[KingofManga420]

Yeah I have no idea what we'd do for Tyce shirts. I guess if we wanted to go authentic, like what Tyce would make if he had to make shirts, me and Robert would just go to Goodwill, buy the most gaudy and ugly Season 1 Jesse Pinkman style shirts and hoodies we could find (think the kind of shit he wears in streams and videos) and then spend hours with a fabric marker drawing racial slurs and hashtags all over them. Then we'd probably spraypaint a few swastikas on the back for good measure. If you ever got your hands on this shirt it would reek of weed and vomit. Imagine something like that.

So if anyone would be fucking insane and suicidal enough to ever buy that, for whatever reason, press 1. It'd probably be the same general price maybe like $5 more but each one would be "unique".

I say this because, I can't fathom how we could ever make a Tyce shirt that you could actually wear in public without getting really dirty looks, getting beaten up or getting kicked out of public places. Tyce's entire personality is so over the top and horrible I don't know how we could make any kind of Tyce merch without making it completely unwearable and disgusting and awful on every level. At the very least you'd be walking around with a plain white T-shirt adorned with low quality Skeleton JPG's and stock images of motorcycles.

I know how you like to take everything to 11 out of 9 but come on Tyce has tons of simple shit you could make a 'publicly viable' tshirt with. Like I'd wear one with that one pic of Tyce giving the middle finger if it had like #fukobeme under it.

I mean if you're gonna make money off this you can't just not have character merchandise for a main character

 

[zap2theextreme]

A Tyce shirt imo would be an obnoxious glittery mess with like tribal designs all over it and some kind of lame Big Dog badass one liner on it with a skeleton flipping you off.

 

[CrispyBacon]

I'll happily buy a shirt that just says

 

[John Furrman]

I know how you like to take everything to 11 out of 9 but come on Tyce has tons of simple shit you could make a 'publicly viable' tshirt with. Like I'd wear one with that one pic of Tyce giving the middle finger if it had like #fukobeme under it.

I mean if you're gonna make money off this you can't just not have character merchandise for a main character

#obemeisnug is all I need on a shirt with on the back

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Probably a silly question, but would you be interested in doing a Velcro-backed patch? I'd totally wear it on my ACU jacket or MOLLE paintball gear.

 

[Cereal]

I'd buy some Deagle Nation velcro patches.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Probably a silly question, but would you be interested in doing a Velcro-backed patch? I'd totally wear it on my ACU jacket or MOLLE paintball gear.

Yes, google tells me that is an option but generally speaking they seem pretty expensive to get custom made especially if ordered in small amounts so if I did end up selling them it'd be like $8 per patch. They'd be like 2 or 3 inch velcro backed patches of the DeagleNation logo, that you could sow on to shit or velcro on to your tacticool school shooter gear... Press 1 if you'd buy that, if enough people want 'em I'll sell 'em