DEAGLENATION TSHIRT DISCUSSION - MERCH COMING SOON - VOTE HERE -

[Alex Krycek]

Sign me up for 2 in small. Someday I hope to have one of you holding the Dew and Deagle with CIA Dude and those three chicks with guns and the flag like the bump screen for the Saints Row Livestreams and Blazeing Zone. That's a shirt I'd wear all the time.

 

[Ariel]

What about Deagle Nation Snuggies?
http://www.cafepress.com.au/make/custom-stadium-blanket

 

[Kool Kid Kue]

if you need help, I have some contacts. I work as an illustrator for the shoe company Vans, and we sometimes use AS Colour tees because they are SO FUCKING COMFORTABLE.

http://www.ascolour.com.au

I could probably hook you up with a cheaper deal, let me know if you are interested @THE WRITER

 

[hats]

Dicksquad pink please, thanks. Can I get a hand drawn penis on the back?

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Yes, google tells me that is an option but generally speaking they seem pretty expensive to get custom made especially if ordered in small amounts so if I did end up selling them it'd be like $8 per patch. They'd be like 2 or 3 inch velcro backed patches of the DeagleNation logo, that you could sow on to shit or velcro on to your tacticool school shooter gear... Press 1 if you'd buy that, if enough people want 'em I'll sell 'em

(presses 1)

I paid $4 for my "Tagon's Toughs" patch from Schlock Mercenary, eight bucks for a Deagle Nation patch isn't bad. I'd proudly wear it while stitching noobs on the field.

 

[iloveallah]

The Tyce shirt sounds dope as hell, I'd definitely buy it. Sign me up for whatever the fuck you have.

 

[Pikonic]

I can't decide on Israeli Gold or DICKSQUAD pink!!!
Also any shirts with #fukobeme will be purchased by me.

 

[The Dude]

I'd totally add a Deagle Nation patch to my patch collection

 

[FramerGirl420]

Of fucking course I'll throw my money at you for this!
I'm gonna rock the DICKSQUAD pink fo sho.

 

[Sammy]

Yeah I have no idea what we'd do for Tyce shirts. I guess if we wanted to go authentic, like what Tyce would make if he had to make shirts, me and Robert would just go to Goodwill, buy the most gaudy and ugly Season 1 Jesse Pinkman style shirts and hoodies we could find (think the kind of shit he wears in streams and videos) and then spend hours with a fabric marker drawing racial slurs and hashtags all over them. Then we'd probably spraypaint a few swastikas on the back for good measure. If you ever got your hands on this shirt it would reek of weed and vomit. Imagine something like that.

So if anyone would be fucking insane and suicidal enough to ever buy that, for whatever reason, press 1. It'd probably be the same general price maybe like $5 more but each one would be "unique".

Obviously nobody wants to wear that or have it in their house but... I can't imagine how Tyce could "tone that down"... I say this because, I can't fathom how we could ever make a Tyce shirt that you could actually wear in public without getting really dirty looks, getting beaten up or getting kicked out of public places. Tyce's entire personality is so over the top and horrible I don't know how we could make any kind of Tyce merch without making it completely unwearable and disgusting and awful on every level. At the very least you'd be walking around with a plain white T-shirt adorned with low quality Skeleton JPG's smoking weed or giving the finger, drawn all over with marker.

Just clean up and make vectors out of this image and put "", "MARINE TRAINED TEEN", or <Original Document> underneath it in the Metal Gear Solid font.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Press for shirts too because that on a black shirt would get my dollars instantly.

Edit: or #fukobeme shirts, I'm not really Anti-Obeme or Pro-Obeme, I just think that this hashtag in green text on a shirt would be sick to anyone in the know.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

The like the more subtle look of a giant Deagle, a game controller, weed, glasses, and the Youtube logo over that and dual Deagles aiming at my bum.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Since Tyce shirts were mentioned here, I think they should feature graffiti tags suggested by Tyce in his survival guide:

here r sum pics u can draw
1. a analchy symbil..its an a surrounded by a circle) dis is a classic make sure 2 paint it in red or black tho or else it wont look good... this is ez 2 do... if u ever dont kno wat 2 tag just tag analchy symbil
2. a weed leaf this is harder cuz weed leafs look weird but u can get it with practice, recomend colur is green
3. a pic of obama being saying sumething gay, like a pic of his head (brown colur) n then a speech bubbele that says "im a fuckin nigger muslim who hates guns"
4. a swasastika if ur down wit that, can b any color
5. a girls boobs #lmao
6. a skeletin smoking wweeed
7. a deagle this takes a lot of time 2 make an its really hard but it looks cool cuz u can rite deagle nation on it..make it in silver or blak or gold
8. a pic of tupac n then it says "pac is alive / police is bullshit" make it in brown cuz hes a nigger
9. a cop being owned by me
10. skateboard
11. a catana sword
12. a pic of geroge bush with oil barral n it says OIL BLOOD on it
13. hot wheels logo(look it up retadsrds)
14. dead trayvon
15. a beyblade
16. a bunch of lil ropes that say police line do not cross
17. laserr beem 18. "he beast has been unleashed."then a pic of a scary wolf teeth or sum shit
19. rasta flag
21.beer world
22 a america flag with doollar signs over it n then deres a milk jug on it says THE %%1 WHICH HAS A DOLLER SINE ON IT CUZ $%1 CONTROL THE BANKS
23: gun
23"tek dek
24. beer
24 wed beer

best part is u can combine any of tese toger..like put a anarchy symbol but it has a weed leaf and a catana in it.. u can also make like words...heres sum good catch phrases u can tag...

1. Fuck the Gov
2. Police is Bullshit
3. pac is alive
4. legaalaize blunts
5. if u r reading this u got owned by the analchest.then a pic of a skeletin
6. revolueation now
7. anarchy never dies
8. WOLF REVOELUTIAON (all caps)
9. real lies realize truve lives
10. bob mary envented weed legalize
11. live laugh legalize
12. 187 (dis is wat they say on the radio when a cop dies i learned that frum snoop dog song)
13. bag dad more like fag dad
15. fucdk u
16. TH SKELTON WAR IS COMING

 

[Clown Doll]

Yeah I have no idea what we'd do for Tyce shirts.

I don't know if this is a commonly-shared opinion but personally I associate those spinning Neon-green AK-47s in the T-Zone Episode 2 bumper as a Tyce "signature gun" of sorts so you could play with that, maybe have like the upper body of a skeleton wearing shades and holding that AK kind of like a Stoner Juggalo version of the Hezbollah flag.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

also feel free to use this thread to let your voice be heard with your fascinating commentary on shirt designs. At Wiz Dum Gun we want nothing more than to read dozens of posts articulating your innermost desires regarding shit rags handquilted by chinese children.

Can I get some sort of assurance that you'll be using non-mulsim child labor to produce these shirts?

 

[Gorogoroth]

Yeah, I'm sold, just let us know when we can order so I can blow the dust off my paypal account. Also did you see the question about international shipping? As in, will it be available?

 

[Seahorses]

The Tyce shirt should be in the style of the hot wheels logo.

Spoiler

 

[Descent]

If these sell well, will the next batch of shirts say "Hacked By Dick Squad" with a penis silhouette on it?

 

[Chrisaroonie]

Tyce shirt design problem solved:




Vector that shit, throw a skeleton in there somewhere and send it to the printers.

 

[Pikonic]

Just a black shirt with on it would be cool