Lolcow Dean "@deantak" Takahashi - VentureBeat writer, game journalist for 18 years who can't figure out Cuphead, gay hypnosis fetish

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We've had a couple threads on this topic already, but for those who aren't aware, I'll keep this brief. Dean Takahashi is a Japanese-American gaming journalist and contributor to the website VentureBeat, whom he's worked for since 2008. While it would be presumed that having that big of a portfolio within the gaming industry would lend to one being knowledgeable about how video games worked, Dean proved in spectacular fashion that he doesn't even grasp the basics of the medium. Allow me to recap;

Dean's troubles began August 24th of this year, when he published an article detailing his opinion on the demo to the highly anticipated indie game Cuphead. He described the game mostly in terms of it's difficulty, which he described as being quite hard. While that's a certainly reasonable position to take on a game, you quickly realize how full of shit he actually is when you take a look at the video he attached to the article. The video is quite long but even the first few minutes of it will suffice to show how legitimately terrible he is at comprehending even basic instructions in a video game;
(and for an added laugh, Takahashi proved his incompetence at journalism too by saying that Cuphead was made by Edmund McMillen, something that's now corrected in the article)

Dean's failure prompted immediate response from people from all corners of the internet, especially when a tweet from Ian Miles Cheong mocking him went viral. Dean's response to this has been all over the place, first doubling down and comparing the game to Dark Souls and demanding anyone criticizing him prove that they're better than him at the game that isn't out yet, then having the description of the YouTube video posted above edited to call Ian a shitlord and complain about the "racism, sexism, death threats, and calls for suicide" he's receiving, before most recently posting a followup article calling the people making fun of him "troglodytes" and describing the posts of his video as "political propaganda for the disenfranchised gamers, the sort who went from Gamergate to the alt-right and elected Donald Trump as president".

Of note is that Dean's incompetence playing video games has been a part of his journalistic style for many years. In 2008 he wrote a negative review of the first Mass Effect and then later apologized for it, admitting that he never bothered to figure out how the talent system worked before putting out his review. Then in 2016 he wrote an article on XCOM 2 where he complained about the difficulty of the game and admitted that he called up the developer because it was too hard for him.

This situation is still unfolding, but of note is that articles about it are still coming out from various game journalism websites, here are just the ones that Google pulls up.
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Some these articles are even more unhinged than what Takahashi himself is coming up with, for example this one written by one Willian Turton which takes the incident and compares it to everything from Ghostbusters to Brianna Wu to Donald Trump for some reason. The white knights seem to be coming out hard for this one and it's going to be fun seeing where they go with this.

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BatChatillon

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It was a matter of time until Dean ended up here. You cannot be this bad at video games and a writer about AND then sperging afterwards like that without it going unnoticed.

He failed to grasp the concept of a simple game that can be compared with Mega Man, Contra or Turrican, with some Jump'n'Run flavor, and failed to get through the first level. Not just edited, but 26 minutes of nonstop failure for a video game journalist. And then he had the balls to insult the people calling him out for that. This game will be played by kids and they'd do better. The single excuse I'd allow is that modern games don't tend to have instant respawning enemies like Mega Man (or Duck Tales) had because games are dumbed down nowadays.

I also like how he jumps from Gamergate to Trump like everyone of his critics is citizen of the USA.
 

RisingPhoenix

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The thing is it was so easy to diffuse this one. He even admits in the follow up article that he *knew* the footage was awful. He doesn't need to whip himself over it like he does in the article at first, he just had to go "yes I know, as moments go this one was far from my finest hour" - but then he's like "waa I know I failed everyone sorry to the justice league of games journalists : ((("

Cuphead apparently is a tough platformer, though you still shouldn't really be choking on the tutorial or the opening level.
 

c-no

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"Fetishizing skill." Wtf kind of babble is that?
More or less deflection on the fact he played like DSP, especially in a tutorial where they give you the controls.

All he had to do was some basic editing and he wouldn't have humiliated himself. As anyone who watches DSP will attest to, watching someone constantly fuck up is not entertaining and just wastes people's time. What a shamefur dispray.
Having the video edited really would of saved him from being a laughingstock in the eyes of gamers. Instead, you get 26 mins of someone playing like they were a relative of DSP. Much as he did admit the truth, there's still going to be some doubling down (like asking for an easier tutorial) and white knights coming in and thinking the spergs of kiddy toys and an autistic screeching match from 2014/2015 are to blame for.
 

Feline Darkmage

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I think Dean would have been perfectly fine to have just been like "oh yeah I suck shit at cuphead i'm a huge dummy lol" but instead he went down the route that every lolcow goes down and decided he would be better off blaming literally everyone and everything else and seeking pitypoints from a bunch of speds on twitter who are willing to defend any halfwit as long as they say the correct magic words and whine about being cyberbowled.
 

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