Kiwi Farms

Everybody dies. Fat people die faster. Let's speculate on who will win the race to the great kiwi farm in the sky:

Notable fats and their comorbidities:
Last updated: July 18, 2020

Amberlynn Reid - Age 29 - DOB Dec 27, 1990

• Highest Claimed Weight: 572 lbs
• Highest Suspected Weight: possibly 600+ lbs in 2019
• Current Claimed Weight: 488 lbs (June 2020)
• Amberlynn has acanthosis nigricans (beetus knuckles), frequent UTIs but never finishes her meds, and at one point was very near or possibly broke 600 lbs.
• amber has cancer
• Uterus count: 0/1

Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Age 36 - DOB March 28th 1984

• Highest Claimed Weight: 399 lbs
• Current Claimed Weight: 399 lbs on a scale that only goes up to 400 lmao
• Current Suspected Weight: 420-460 lbs
• Flobby bobby is so damaged on the inside that she had her galbladder and uterus removed on separate occasions, and also has suffered from blood clots.
• Chantal has the ‘beetus
• Uterus count 0/1

Amy Ramadan / Amy's Life Journey - Age 38 - DOB August 27, 1981

• Highest Claimed Weight: 535 lbs
• Current Claimed Weight: 480 lbs (March 2020)
• Current Suspected Weight: 500+ lbs
• Amy is filthy, huge, and has “light” beetus in addition to 3 young pitri dishes living in her care and shitting in her van.

Jen Armstrong / Life by Jen - Age 44 - DOB October 26, 1975

• Highest Weight: 700+ lbs
• Current Weight: 540 lbs (March 2020)
• Jen lives in assisted living with her new alcoholic enabler, and hit 700+ lbs at one point while under the care of her previous enabler, her mother.

Tammy Slaton / The (fatter) Slaton Sister - Age 31 - DOB July 27, 1988

• Highest Weight: ~~605 lbs~~ lol 644 lbs (Jan 2021)
• Current Weight 644lbs
• Tammy was previously hospitalized and nearly died from pneumonia.
• Tammy caught Covid and also got pneumonia again but she fucking LIVED (rip team tam tam)

Anna O'Brien / Glitter and Lazers - Age 35 - DOB October 29, 1984

• Suspected weight: 400+ lbs
• Anna's mother and sister both died tragically young from fat-related things. Anna also travels frequently and doesn't wash her hands before picking at her face as evidenced by the nasty sores that never heal.

Sara Potter / Simply Sara - Age 40 - DOB July 02 1979

• Suspected Weight: 500 lbs
• Sara was also previously hospitalized and nearly died from pneumonia; she can barely breathe anyway, you can hear her gasping for air every three words.

Personally I think one of them is going to get taken out by coronavirus. Lets go team wu flu!

I cut down a few honorable mentions (Tess, Jude) because the list is damn long, but I can put them back in if there's demand. Weights will be updated only for 20+ lb fluctiations.