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Ginger Piglet

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the sjws think this is bad, they should see the sequels to the original made by Cannon Films..

Oh gods yes. This. Michael Winner, one of the greatest trolls in history, excelled himself there. My personal favourite moment was this one, in which Lawrence Fishburne (yes, THAT Lawrence Fishburne) smokes weed while wearing terrible glasses:


I will be watching this. Mainly because The Mary Sue, you know, that site that virtue signalled about how they were boycotting Game of Thrones because Ramsay raped Sansa, foams about it. Apparently it will encourage gun crime and police brutality, much like how action films in the 1980s didn't.

Methinks they ought to rename their site to "The Mary Whitehouse."

https://www.themarysue.com/this-death-wish-remake-trailer-sucks/
 

CWCissey

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Didn't they already do this with Jodie Foster, ten years ago?


And Michael Caine two years after that.

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the sjws think this is bad, they should see the sequels to the original made by Cannon Films..

I hate to say it, but the sequels are better than the first film since they're so bad they're good. I laughed really hard at points in the 3rd and 4th movies. I love my schlock, and the sequels fill me with plenty of that.

The remake looks pretty bad though, and people complaining about it are wasting breath since it'll likely bomb like a bunch of movies this year.
 

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I'm hoping this will be kinda like Death Sentence, I like the message of that one because the main character starts off being a badass vigilante but in doing his vigilante stuff, actually ruins his life and destroys his family, in his pursuit of revenge. But then again trailers can be misleading as hell, so we'll see.
 

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The trailer looks an older punisher to me. I don't get why everyone is when in the trailer itself race isn't an issue and the black woman was thanking Bruce Willis for saving her child. It looks like a run of the mill vigilant movie, so what's the harm?
It's the whole "white savior" thing. Which is interesting since SJWs are always bitching about how whites should "do the heavy lifting" for their causes and help them out when they demand it.

Honestly anything that makes thug huggers and criminal cuddlers cry is worth my 8 bucks
In a way, I can see why this film could be a balm. We live in an era where you can get away with rioting and holding places hostage as long as you're part of the right political party, can sexually assault/harass others and have your naysayers be called bigots depending on your religion and get off easy on crimes or society's expectations as long as you have a good enough sob story. Anyone who complains is told to pretty much suck it up.

Not to mention that men these days aren't allowed to be tough, macho, driven, competitive and manly or they're considered "toxic" and that there is no real good in any of these traits. Now you have a guy who is what they despise while not being a total villain or strawman.
 
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Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa

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Gotta see the original Death Wish.
I haven't read who the salt comes from but I gotta say that it looks pretty nice.
Oh SJW's. Why can't they have good taste? For once I would like to support a movie without looking like if I'm making an statement.
 

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The trailer looks an older punisher to me. I don't get why everyone is when in the trailer itself race isn't an issue and the black woman was thanking Bruce Willis for saving her child. It looks like a run of the mill vigilant movie, so what's the harm?
The harm would be random internet users being offended because this remake is fascist and is about a white guy who will shoot black people, never mind the fact it's just a remake of a film about an architect killing random muggers. Yeah, they could say the alt-right loves it but that's just a self-fulfilling prophecy because they themselves are hating it, which in turn leads to the alt-right liking it simply out of spite.
 

Duncan Hills Coffee

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When I watched the trailer, all I thought was that it looked like a mediocre remake to a gritty, grounded drama. It didn't look all that interesting to me, and the use of AC/DC was jarring (I love AC/DC, but they were the exact wrong thing for the trailer). I thought it would be one of those movies that would come and go and nobody would care besides those looking into the series as a whole.

And then I saw it was trending on Facebook and that Twitter was calling it "alt-right."

So I guess its existence is partially justified, if only to offend those perpetually offended morons on Twitter.
 

AnOminous

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Fuck all this noise.

I just want to know who's playing Jeff Golbblum's part.


The harm would be random internet users being offended because this remake is fascist and is about a white guy who will shoot black people, never mind the fact it's just a remake of a film about an architect killing random muggers. Yeah, they could say the alt-right loves it but that's just a self-fulfilling prophecy because they themselves are hating it, which in turn leads to the alt-right liking it simply out of spite.

These dumbfucks could have looked at the cast list.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1137450/

The only black people in it are a doctor and a police detective.
 
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