Deathfat fights -

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Amber’s obesity is only morbid to others, my money’s on her.

 

[RussianParasite]

ALR already has combat experience (domestic violence). I give this grizzled veteran the upper hand based on this alone.

ETA: she's already beat up other fat bitches, these other deathfat hoes can't step.

 

[Sammyrye]

Would trailer trash tammy count? Its a parody, but shed fuck some shit up.

 

[Barbarella]

Y’all are forgetting there is a male deathfat. Nicocado Avocado. Sure, he used to be a twink but now he's a fat guy and mean as a snake too. He only weighs 330 compared to 500 or 600, and was born with the all-important testosterone.

He might cry more than the gorls but would take them in a fight. Especially if he was told that if he lost the fight, he’d have to give up mukbangs. I doubt he would participate without incentive.

Sammy would have the only shot at him. She's certainly been in street fights. She might believe it could hurt her non-existent baby though. The rest? Once punch and they are down. Then the victim videos would fly.

 

[Luna Mothews]

Chuck, on account of her being a hardened criminal

 

[User names must be unique]

Steven Assanti would destroy all these hoes in one drug fuelled massacre.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Is Sagi not allowed? Damn shame because I believe she will fuck up a bitch.

I really can’t vote for Sammie. She talks a lot of shit, but she also seems like the type who will cry and curl into a ball the first time she’s punched.

 

[HensKenKline]

How would they even fight? A. They're all protected through the fat, the only real danger zone is the head if hit. B. If they try to punch with their arms, the fat on the biceps and shoulder will squeeze together and act like a brake to the punching force.

 

[iSaidShhh]

Wait, I forgot about Lovely Peaches. She's literally fucking insane and her existence is a bioweapon. She might bring home the bacon.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Winner: Nikocado Avocado
Runner-up: Charlie Gold
Not sure where everyone else would place.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

If that's fair, I'd go with pre-WLS Wings. Guy could somewhat move, obviously these fights would be like the MMA super duper heavyweights who just try to rest their fat on the other and let them tire themselves out, but you know, testosterone and comparable agility would clinch it. Post WLS one lucky punch to the gut could be all it takes, so probably not.

Counting outrageous, wrestling-like displays of poor sportsmanship, Wings has several guns, so if a win's a win, it wouldn't be a contest. Pre or post WLS in that case.

Bonus: I don't think ALR would do very well. Seems like she'd cry at the first sign of pain. Becky maybe could do alright. Dana's fridge like shape would give her an edge in smothering other deathfats. Honorable mention to Jim Sterling who is kind of a deathfat and is also trooning out, and would place ridiculously low on this contest in spite of having done some wrestling, for what that's worth.

This is fun and I resent Sperg Sumo isn't an actual thing. Merry Christmas.

 

[Trombonista]

If they fight in their underwear, we all lose.

 

[gay frogs]

If they fight in their underwear, we all lose.

They fight naked, we all win.

 

[Sammyrye]

Been watching sagi. Ive decided if she were drunk or on coke she would win. Sober tho- she wouldnt have the same confidence. Or like the passion. She seems defeated lately. Chantal still has fire in her eyes. So does jen and amy r. Even amber sometimes. Sagi tho. And simply sara. Theyve given up. Idk.

Eta. Besides spelling, tammy also seems defeated now. More than simply sara.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

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Look at those biceps though, a sleeper hold and it's all over.

Strangling someone with a pillow is horribly ineffective. At that point you're better off suffocating them because those arms have less tone than a muscular dystrophy patient

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Amber’s obesity is only morbid to others, my money’s on her.

I don't think Amber has it in her to do anything other than bitch-slap, though. She's a wuss.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Whoever wins will only keel over after the exertion, though.