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Come down! Come down and join this OP as he rides this lush strain of spergatory! Where we shall all disparage each other impartially over these first-world abstractions!
My contention:
My post:
Listen, Jannies. Us frogs have a tough time navigating through this cesspit without crypto-fascist crocodiles hurdling their hot takes at our dials. The inequity of this loss of privilege is matched only the vacuous reasoning behind it, as I'm a happy individual whom harbors no ill will. "But wait, Icasaracht!" some'll say "Have you considered that you're sperging over pointless shit on the internet, or that you should contact the mods over this issue instead?" My answer, of course, is amoebas. I demand a complete reinstatement of my privileges, with further compensation granted through my ability to rate posts "Semper Fidelis" from here on out until the heat death of the universe. Does anyone object to that?!
My contention:
My post:
Listen, Jannies. Us frogs have a tough time navigating through this cesspit without crypto-fascist crocodiles hurdling their hot takes at our dials. The inequity of this loss of privilege is matched only the vacuous reasoning behind it, as I'm a happy individual whom harbors no ill will. "But wait, Icasaracht!" some'll say "Have you considered that you're sperging over pointless shit on the internet, or that you should contact the mods over this issue instead?" My answer, of course, is amoebas. I demand a complete reinstatement of my privileges, with further compensation granted through my ability to rate posts "Semper Fidelis" from here on out until the heat death of the universe. Does anyone object to that?!