Debate user "Null" on whether all women want kids and other MGTOW propaganda -

Wowcoolusername

Autist. My pronouns are Retard/Faggot/Nigger
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Josh is deep in a paranoia induced hole of perceived persecution. Are you purposely trying to make him an hero? Seriously, he's at a time in his life where he needs coddling more than anything, not people making jokes that may or may not have anything to do with him.

Shhh shhh, its okay Josh. No one is trying to hurt you. Daddy's got you, my sweet chunky boi 😘
 

Judd

Awwwwtism
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I'm not disagreeing that fags are more attracted to fit dudes but when women say they like guys with "dad bods" what they really mean is they just don't want you to have any room to judge them when they inevitably let themselves go and get fat as fuck.
 

MrTroll

I know you can read MY thoughts, boy
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Josh is deep in a paranoia induced hole of perceived persecution. Are you purposely trying to make him an hero? Seriously, he's at a time in his life where he needs coddling more than anything, not people making jokes that may or may not have anything to do with him.

Shhh shhh, its okay Josh. No one is trying to hurt you. Daddy's got you, my sweet chunky boi 😘

The Farms would become approximately 59% more based and 45% more redpilled if Null necked himself.

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Android raptor

"an honest-to-God BPD womanchild misanthrope"
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If your child is a shit-caked monkey, that's entirely on you.
One time one of my friends kids took off his diaper (he was like 1 1/2 and I think he was supposed to be taking a nap or something) and got not only himself covered in shit but painted all the walls with shit as well.

Point is I'm pretty sure every kid is a shit-caked monkey at least once
 

Sped Xing

!Bigfoot! sightings please call 908-314-7784
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One time one of my friends kids took off his diaper (he was like 1 1/2 and I think he was supposed to be taking a nap or something) and got not only himself covered in shit but painted all the walls with shit as well.

Point is I'm pretty sure every kid is a shit-caked monkey at least once

I used to have a friend like that. Used to.
 

IAmNotAlpharius

For the Emperor!
True & Honest Fan
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Kids suck, it's like all the time-consuming, massively expensive, loud-ass, literal shit-caked hell of having a pet monkey but without any of the cool factor or bragging rights you get with having a pet monkey

Plus monkeys are cuter
I legitimately hate monkeys, especially howler monkeys. They’re way worse than people realize. I hate chimps the most though.
 

Android raptor

"an honest-to-God BPD womanchild misanthrope"
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I legitimately hate monkeys, especially howler monkeys. They’re way worse than people realize. I hate chimps the most though.
Monkeys are cool but they're wild animals, people are surprised when they do shit wild animals do like fling poop and eat your face off. It's like yeah you get too close to a tiger of course it'll eat your face.

Kids on the other hand are like all the worst things about monkeys but none of the cool shit like prehensile tails or brachiating effortlessly through the jungle. They're loud and annoying, shit and piss everywhere, ungodly expensive to care for, and no one enjoys it when you bring them out in public. Plus they still might eat your face off.
 
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IAmNotAlpharius

For the Emperor!
True & Honest Fan
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Monkeys are cool but they're wild animals, people are surprised when they do shit wild animals do like fling poop and eat your face off. It's like yeah you get too close to a tiger of course it'll eat your face.

Kids on the other hand are like all the worst things about monkeys but none of the cool shit like prehensile tails or brachiating effortlessly through the jungle. They're loud and annoying, shit and piss everywhere, ungodly expensive to care for, and no one enjoys it when you bring them out in public. Plus they still might eat your face off.
You don’t have to get close, they’ll come to you. If you happen to live in the same country (I lived abroad for ~4 years), they’ll break into your house, kill your cat for lulz, break all your shit for lulz, will do so repeatedly, etc. They’re like more athletic and psychotic 3 year olds but you can shoot them without getting in trouble with the law.
 

Android raptor

"an honest-to-God BPD womanchild misanthrope"
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You don’t have to get close, they’ll come to you. If you happen to live in the same country (I lived abroad for ~4 years), they’ll break into your house, kill your cat for lulz, break all your shit for lulz, will do so repeatedly, etc. They’re like more athletic and psychotic 3 year olds but you can shoot them without getting in trouble with the law.
So basically kids but cuter and you won't go to prison for the rest of your life for shooting them
 
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