Men are less attractive
lol fatYou go to gyms for fags because you're fucking gay.
Josh is deep in a paranoia induced hole of perceived persecution. Are you purposely trying to make him an hero? Seriously, he's at a time in his life where he needs coddling more than anything, not people making jokes that may or may not have anything to do with him.
Shhh shhh, its okay Josh. No one is trying to hurt you. Daddy's got you, my sweet chunky boi![]()
I am not Dynastia.Holy shit, I originally thought @Dyn was just being melodramatic, but you fuckers really are plagiarizing his threads.
So why are you quoting null into this old gay dead thead when he's not even saying anything contentious this time?I am not Dynastia.
SneedSo why are you quoting null into this old gay dead thead when he's not even saying anything contentious this time?
Kids suck, it's like all the time-consuming, massively expensive, loud-ass, literal shit-caked hell of having a pet monkey but without any of the cool factor or bragging rights you get with having a pet monkey
Plus monkeys are cuter
One time one of my friends kids took off his diaper (he was like 1 1/2 and I think he was supposed to be taking a nap or something) and got not only himself covered in shit but painted all the walls with shit as well.If your child is a shit-caked monkey, that's entirely on you.
One time one of my friends kids took off his diaper (he was like 1 1/2 and I think he was supposed to be taking a nap or something) and got not only himself covered in shit but painted all the walls with shit as well.
Point is I'm pretty sure every kid is a shit-caked monkey at least once
Damn can't believe you used to be friends with locria courtrightI used to have a friend like that. Used to.
I legitimately hate monkeys, especially howler monkeys. They’re way worse than people realize. I hate chimps the most though.Kids suck, it's like all the time-consuming, massively expensive, loud-ass, literal shit-caked hell of having a pet monkey but without any of the cool factor or bragging rights you get with having a pet monkey
Plus monkeys are cuter
Monkeys are cool but they're wild animals, people are surprised when they do shit wild animals do like fling poop and eat your face off. It's like yeah you get too close to a tiger of course it'll eat your face.I legitimately hate monkeys, especially howler monkeys. They’re way worse than people realize. I hate chimps the most though.
You don’t have to get close, they’ll come to you. If you happen to live in the same country (I lived abroad for ~4 years), they’ll break into your house, kill your cat for lulz, break all your shit for lulz, will do so repeatedly, etc. They’re like more athletic and psychotic 3 year olds but you can shoot them without getting in trouble with the law.Monkeys are cool but they're wild animals, people are surprised when they do shit wild animals do like fling poop and eat your face off. It's like yeah you get too close to a tiger of course it'll eat your face.
Kids on the other hand are like all the worst things about monkeys but none of the cool shit like prehensile tails or brachiating effortlessly through the jungle. They're loud and annoying, shit and piss everywhere, ungodly expensive to care for, and no one enjoys it when you bring them out in public. Plus they still might eat your face off.
So basically kids but cuter and you won't go to prison for the rest of your life for shooting themYou don’t have to get close, they’ll come to you. If you happen to live in the same country (I lived abroad for ~4 years), they’ll break into your house, kill your cat for lulz, break all your shit for lulz, will do so repeatedly, etc. They’re like more athletic and psychotic 3 year olds but you can shoot them without getting in trouble with the law.