Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

Webby's Boyfriend

reality cartoonist
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So, just for the same of the argument (we all know I'm not a paedo, but just pretend I were one):
Say, purely hypothetical, I were a transaged paedophile.
Even if, what would be so bad about it?
You ones would hate me for my sexual preferences, which is plain retarded.

Yeah I am a hebephile, which I admit, and you already hate me for that. Why?
 

Owen Grady

Velociraptor Be-RAVE-ioral Specialist
True & Honest Fan
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You never answered my question about your family, WB. Are they proud of your extradimensional accomplishments?
 

Troon Draugur

Stilgar of Troon. Facial Fremen-isation surgery
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Answer my questions from earlier in the thread, you spineless shitsack.

... transaged ...
That. Is. Not. A. Thing. No matter how much the short-eyes crowd and Lucas Werner-type mongoloids of the world try to push it, it will never be a thing. Your age is even more immutable than your degeneracy.

Even if, what would be so bad about it?
You ones would hate me for my sexual preferences, which is plain retarded.
Retarded is wanting to fuck kids; real, animated, imaginary, ageplayers, whatever. If you have an attraction to minors, your brain is broken. It's that easy. The biggest letdown about learning about pedophiles* is finding out that it's not a terminal illness, At least, not directly.

*of all stripes, fuck outta here with cowardly evasions based on semantics.

Yeah I am a hebephile, which I admit, and you already hate me for that. Why?
We've covered this repeatedly, here and elsewhere but it boils down to:
Paedophiles have an illness. Said illness should be treated immediately on discovery with a ballistic application of lead to the brain, via a skull crater. They contribute nothing but misery and trauma to society as a whole and even in the unlikely event that they never offend, they are still stealing oxygen and space that, frankly, plants deserve more than they do. TL;DR: Get rekt, worthless faggot.
 

Easterling

In ancient Greece statues tear you down
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Depends on the jurisdiction.

"The lowest Age of Consent in the world is 11, in Nigeria. The age of consent is 12 in the Philippines and Angola, and 13 in Burkina Faso, Comoros, Niger, and Japan. "
Right so your straight up saying now that 'if its okay in other countires, then whats wrong', firstly, in japan it varies by district and newsflash buddy, just becuase its okay in the third world, doesnt mean its okay? its the third world for a reason you fucking nonce.
Where do you live ?
Hes German, that much can be infered so the age of consent for him would 16.
 

Webby's Boyfriend

reality cartoonist
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That. Is. Not. A. Thing. No matter how much the short-eyes crowd and Lucas Werner-type mongoloids of the world try to push it, it will never be a thing. Your age is even more immutable than your degeneracy.
Genetic engineering, stem cell therapy, cryonics, time dilation, simulations etc.
Paedophiles have an illness.
Yes! Luckily I am not one of them.
third world
So you believe in other worlds, dimensions and universes too? Great!
Hes German
Or did you mean the Third Reich?
Is a real cute age.
I'm pretty sure a fictional world based on the 1950's US doesn't look kindly on underage abuse.
You mean the Duck universe? Well, time flows differently in the Duckburg reality continuum, cartoon characters often don't age or grow up despite many events happening and the world around them changing, hey that's what I tried to say all the time!
 

Troon Draugur

Stilgar of Troon. Facial Fremen-isation surgery
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Genetic engineering, stem cell therapy, cryonics, time dilation, simulations etc.
Okay, you cumshitting, moist-chinned, crayon chewing spasmologist. Pay attention, here.
NONE of those things would actually change your age.

Time dilation relates to the perception of the passage of time between two reference points at differing velocities but your age (the number of years that have passed since your birth) would remain relative to the point of origin. You might feel a certain age in that scenario but that does not affect the time passed at the origin point. You'd just be a pedo at >the speed of light.
Cryonics doesn't count, either; you get frozen for 200 years at age 28, you emerge from the tank aged 228 with a body that has the appearance/wear and tear that it had at age 28.
Stem cell therapy can produce rejuvenatory effects in some cases but again, it does not halt the passage of time in a literal sense.
Genetic engineering could very well greatly arrest aging but again (and I can't help but feel you should know what's coming next) IT WILL NOT STOP THE PASSAGE OF TIME.
Simulations? Are you fucking serious, here? Please, PLEASE explain how that can possibly work.

Every day's a school day, faggot, stop playing hookey and pay attention. A childlike ignorance? Irritating but somewhat acceptable. Naive wishful thinking? Deplorable in a grown-ass adult but bearable, mostly. Outright stupidity/misusing terms you don't understand to justify a perversion that should have you killed in any sane society? Utterly unforgivable. Please neck yourself at the first opportunity. In Minecraft, of course.
 
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