Your trying to reason with a literal spastic that would rather live in a fantasy world, its pointless, no matter what harsh reality you force them to acknowledge they will always find a way back to escapism.Okay, you cumshitting, moist-chinned, crayon chewing spasmologist. Pay attention, here.
NONE of those things would actually change your age.
Time dilation relates to the perception of the passage of time between two reference points at differing velocities but your age (the number of years that have passed since your birth) would remain relative to the point of origin. You might feel a certain age in that scenario but that does not affect the time passed at the origin point. You'd just be a pedo at >the speed of light.
Cryonics doesn't count, either; you get frozen for 200 years at age 28, you emerge from the tank aged 228 with a body that has the appearance/wear and tear that it had at age 28.
Stem cell therapy can produce rejuvenatory effects in some cases but again, it does not halt the passage of time in a literal sense.
Genetic engineering could very well greatly arrest aging but again (and I can't help but feel you should know what's coming next) IT WILL NOT STOP THE PASSAGE OF TIME.
Simulations? Are you fucking serious, here? Please, PLEASE explain how that can possibly work.
Every day's a school day, faggot, stop playing hookey and pay attention. A childlike ignorance? Irritating but somewhat acceptable. Naive wishful thinking? Deplorable in a grown-ass adult but bearable, mostly. Outright stupidity/misusing terms you don't understand to justify a perversion that should have you killed in any sane society? Utterly unforgivable. Please neck yourself at the first opportunity. In Minecraft, of course.