Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

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AnOminous

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@Curt Sibling
Do you think your "trick" how to get into ponyland works with Duckburg too?

I used to watch My Little Pony and believe those colourful magical ponies were real too, until for various reasons I realized they're likely just made-up products of someone's imagination and lost interest in the show.

But those ducks are clearly and totally real, I have confirmed that with my latest research.
You have terrible taste if you can't even find a mammal to fuck you and have to resort to birds.
 

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@Curt Sibling
Do you think your "trick" how to get into ponyland works with Duckburg too?

I used to watch My Little Pony and believe those colourful magical ponies were real too, until for various reasons I realized they're likely just made-up products of someone's imagination and lost interest in the show.

But those ducks are clearly and totally real, I have confirmed that with my latest research.
What research is this?
 

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You're desperately looking for someone who could be even worse than you?

I'd bet he does but it is quite hard. Also Josef Fritzl was a real degenerate peace of shit and subject for many jokes but not a lolcow. This guy raped his own daughter and kept her impriosoned over twenty years and she also gave birth to inbred children. But at least he was smart enough to stay away from the internet
 

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You know that Fritzl was from austria, right? Same country that brought us Hitler
Mentally, Austria is Germany, just like Chris is culturally still a wizard and Rainer too, it's basically like the better version of Germany, just like Australia is like the US should be.
Is that why you are so obsessed with Drachenlord?
No, he's just Germany's greatest contemporary hero. Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
 

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Mentally, Austria is Germany, just like Chris is culturally still a wizard and Rainer too, it's basically like the better version of Germany, just like Australia is like the US should be.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ, please stop talking about culture and politics. Your jabbering is mindnumbing

No, he's just Germany's greatest contemporary hero. Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.

Definitely not. Dragonlord isn't a hero, he's just a fat retard that can't understand how life works. Same like you, with the only difference, that you didn't dox yourself and he isn't fucking cartoon characters
 

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You know that he he Austrian right?
He is still ethnic German.

Maybe he's like from the US... the United States... United States of Greater Austria, founded in 1925 when the Austro-Hungarian Empire federated and Deryn's ex boyfriend Aleksander Von Hohenburg became its first hereditary president. Now Austria's the only "United States" left in the world after the US of America capitulated in the Armistice of Denver in the 2nd American Civil War in the 1940s and was replaced by the Socialist Republic of America.
In one timeline the Cold War in the 2nd half of the 20th century was between the German Empire and Reichspakt vs the USGA and Donau-Adria-Bund. In another timeline the Germany and Austria were defeated in 1947 by the Syndicalist International and Russian Republic.

he's just a fat retard that can't understand how life works
Just like your mom.
 

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He is still ethnic German.

Maybe he's like from the US... the United States... United States of Greater Austria, founded in 1925 when the Austro-Hungarian Empire federated and Deryn's ex boyfriend Aleksander Von Hohenburg became its first hereditary president. Now Austria's the only "United States" left in the world after the US of America capitulated in the Armistice of Denver in the 2nd American Civil War in the 1940s and was replaced by the Socialist Republic of America.
In one timeline the Cold War in the 2nd half of the 20th century was between the German Empire and Reichspakt vs the USGA and Donau-Adria-Bund. In another timeline the Germany and Austria were defeated in 1947 by the Syndicalist International and Russian Republic.


Just like your mom.
@Webby's Boyfriend
Can you do us a flavor and livestream for your adoring Audience
 

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NyQuilninja

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Later, I really plan to stream and make money through that, and other content creation, like podcasts, videogame mods, novels and comicbooks. I want to simulate a lolcow like Jan Rankowski aka Jace "ParkourDude" Connors did.

Maybe. #SpedLiesFapper #Icantyiff
Well I personally can't wait to see the content you produce
Make sure to send me a link