Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I thought you said this was just a character dude. You continuing with the joke (cuz its kind of pointless after admitting its some gay RP that was never that convincing to begin with) or are you on/off meds?

Like I said, Webbigail is an imagined reality.

“Unlike lying, an imagined reality is something that everyone believes in, and as long as this communal belief persists, the imagined reality exerts force in the world. The sculptor from the Stadel Cave may sincerely have believed in the existence of the lion-man guardian spirit. Some sorcerers are charlatans, but most sincerely believe in the existence of gods and demons. Most millionaires sincerely believe in the existence of money and limited liability companies. Most human-rights activists sincerely believe in the existence of human rights. No one was lying when, in 2011, the UN demanded that the Libyan government respect the human rights of its citizens, even though the UN, Libya and human rights are all figments of our fertile imaginations.” - (((Yuval Harari)))​

I do believe in Webbigail Vanderquack and that makes her real.

Okay, seriously... not "everyone" believes in her. Actually, only few do.

 

[NyQuilninja]

What sad lonely duck fucker

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

What sad lonely duck fucker

I'm not sad and I have friends and family, like Webbigail and the clan McDuck.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm not sad and I have friends and family, like Webbigail and the clan McDuck.

I bet Louie talks shit behind your back.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I'm not sad and I have friends and family, like Webbigail and the clan McDuck.

Tell us more about your time together then. Perhaps on a video.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Okay I have watched the last DuckTales episode.

Heck, Webby is Scrooge's daughter! So... I am now officially a co-heir to the richest duck in the world

 

[NyQuilninja]

Okay I have watched the last DuckTales episode.

Heck, Webby is Scrooge's daughter! So... I am now officially a co-heir to the richest duck in the world

Now only if you weren't a retarded duck fucker living in reality.

 

[Easterling]

Okay I have watched the last DuckTales episode.

Heck, Webby is Scrooge's daughter! So... I am now officially a co-heir to the richest duck in the world

Meds status = still not taken

 

[The Gangster Computer]

Okay I have watched the last DuckTales episode.

Heck, Webby is Scrooge's daughter! So... I am now officially a co-heir to the richest duck in the world

Stop watching gay Disney shit and seek mental help. I actually know of a way to get you to Duckburg, fren! Just go to this special place for special people:

https://www.klinikum-weissenhof.de/

(Weissenhof, 1/1, 74189 Weinsberg, Germany)
Inside in its deepest and most isolated padded rooms is a strange portal set up by Magica DeSpell that will take you straight to Duckburg! Just make sure to talk to the nice nurse there and she'll take good care of you until you reach the portal!

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Hey guys I'm back from rehab now that they've removed the last 1000 parts per million of cinnamon from my bloodstream.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Sooo....

I did watch "Raya and the Last Dragon" on Easter Sunday and, well, it was a huge new influence on my world view. I'd say it's my new favourite film now. For the last 5 years, that was Zootopia, and before that, Star Wars A New Hope.

I think the film was a nod by the simulators of our dimension to me, that I'm the chosen one to defeat the Drachenlord Rainer Winkler, once and for all!

I will visit him again and storm his home like those two heroes did: https://drachenschanze.com/threads/12-07-2020-besuch-mit-innerem-einblick.710/
And unlike them, I will really get into the main house itself, lock Rainer out and fortify myself in the living-work-play-kitchen (aka the only still habitable bedroom in the Drachenschanze).
Cause I real believe those two "visiting haters" were good guys, but still, they're not the most intelligent people and one of them openly admits he's fat. I'm cleverer and fitter than them and can defeat The Lord of Dragons.

Webbigail Vanderquack, the Duck family, Deryn Sharpe, Aleksandar Von Hohenburg, Raya and Sisu will help me.

 

[Begemot]

Like I said, Webbigail is an imagined reality.

“Unlike lying, an imagined reality is something that everyone believes in, and as long as this communal belief persists, the imagined reality exerts force in the world. The sculptor from the Stadel Cave may sincerely have believed in the existence of the lion-man guardian spirit. Some sorcerers are charlatans, but most sincerely believe in the existence of gods and demons. Most millionaires sincerely believe in the existence of money and limited liability companies. Most human-rights activists sincerely believe in the existence of human rights. No one was lying when, in 2011, the UN demanded that the Libyan government respect the human rights of its citizens, even though the UN, Libya and human rights are all figments of our fertile imaginations.” - (((Yuval Harari)))​

I do believe in Webbigail Vanderquack and that makes her real.

Okay, seriously... not "everyone" believes in her. Actually, only few do.

I believe in me and my fellow black bucks running a train on you until your stomach bursts and that makes it real!!!

 

[NyQuilninja]

Sooo....

I did watch "Raya and the Last Dragon" on Easter Sunday and, well, it was a huge new influence on my world view. I'd say it's my new favourite film now. For the last 5 years, that was Zootopia, and before that, Star Wars A New Hope.

I think the film was a nod by the simulators of our dimension to me, that I'm the chosen one to defeat the Drachenlord Rainer Winkler, once and for all!

I will visit him again and storm his home like those two heroes did: https://drachenschanze.com/threads/12-07-2020-besuch-mit-innerem-einblick.710/
And unlike them, I will really get into the main house itself, lock Rainer out and fortify myself in the living-work-play-kitchen (aka the only still habitable bedroom in the Drachenschanze).
Cause I real believe those two "visiting haters" were good guys, but still, they're not the most intelligent people and one of them openly admits he's fat. I'm cleverer and fitter than them and can defeat The Lord of Dragons.

Webbigail Vanderquack, the Duck family, Deryn Sharpe, Aleksandar Von Hohenburg, Raya and Sisu will help me.

I see you're still retarded

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I see you're still retarded

And a humiliation fetishist

 

[Thumb Butler]

I bet Louie talks shit behind your back.

This might be the case, because I just used my imagination and was able to believe this to be the case, which makes it true. I also believe that Webby is a mentally challenged butch lesbian duck.

 

[OrionBalls]

Okay I have watched the last DuckTales episode.

Heck, Webby is Scrooge's daughter! So... I am now officially a co-heir to the richest duck in the world

Between Webby, May and June, there won't be a cent left for you. Earn your money square!

 

[NyQuilninja]

And a humiliation fetishist

And a pedo duck fucker

 

[SillySherman]

Don't you realize this guy is an attention whore larping as a discount Chris Chan ?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Don't you realize this guy is an attention whore larping as a discount Chris Chan ?

Chris-Chan is retarded.

Webbigail Vanderquack and I will go on an expedition to Kumandra today.

 

[Begemot]

Chris-Chan is retarded.

Webbigail Vanderquack and I will go on an expedition to Kumandra today.

That's a...that's certainly a good quote to showcase utter and abject delusion.