Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Stardust]

...I sexually molested teenagers...

Seemed plausible until 'teenagers'. Much too old and so little feathered for you.

 

[Bloitzhole]

What prompted you to come back to the farms and make a sock account?

 

[Begemot]

What Drachenlord has?

Who cares, Drachenlord did it too.

You are obsessed with this guy, get laid, lad. Stop your duck fucking obsession.

 

[Easterling]

Who cares, Drachenlord did it too.

if your comparing yourself to a fat sperglord then well done buddy, you finally achieved self awareness.

 

[Heckler1]

if your comparing yourself to a fat sperglord then well done buddy, you finally achieved self awareness.

He lacks that level of self awareness. Otherwise he would have waddled out into a duckpond with pockets full of stones.

 

[Solid Snek]

Why would you admit this?
Even if you’re “trolling” it just makes you sound like a fucking sicko.

The entire shtick here is he's a guy who imagines himself in a relationship with an underage duck. I think looking like a fucking sicko was set in stone long ago.

I went into the Middle Franconian Regional Forensic Psych Ward as a political prisoner because I sexually molested teenagers at a Fridays for Future protest in Nuremberg.

1. Do you have any proof, like a court report or your discharge papers?
2. Was Webby there with you? If not, did they at least let her visit?
3. Were the teenagers hot? Even though they weren't ducks?

 

[Bloitzhole]

A user sperging out suspiciously in the German Dragonlord thread - @StarDreamer2002 - could be undercover Webby.

I'm autistic and a leftist.

OP is a faggot.

I asked an admin for an IP check - the OG webby account hasn't logged in for a while, so one can't check for a match, but Stardreamer's IP encapsulates the area Webby is from.

Just throwing it out there for others to mull over, because I might just be autistic and seeing Webby everywhere, so I'd like some input. Besides his space related name, which is very typical of Webby's alt accounts on other sites, here's some various tidbits that line up.
But first a counterpoint:

I'm not White but my last girlfriend was Polish and she was soooo cute she looked like a real angel.

Now Webby isn't white, but this might be the #1 argument against it being Webby because I don't see that guy having a GF, polish or otherwise. Or is there some makebelieve Anime char who happens to be polish?

I became a fan of the show in 2011 during the hype and continued to watch it until its end two years ago. It was weird but I really liked the show and thought it was unironically entertaining.

Webby registered his bronies account in 2012

I left the community right after the hype ended.

And got banned in March 2019 but LEFT the board with a profile message that states he is now gone only in late 2020. MLP FiM ended in late 2019

To me it's still the best anime show ever. Isn't EVA like the Japanese Star Wars and MCU?

They both like evangelion, but a lot of people do, I just wanted to check

BTW I prefer Shinji over Asuka and Rei.

Webby mentions he could clop to an image of Shinji and Asuka from NGE

The image in question is INCREDIBLY haram and I have therefore attached it so that you all might suffer as well

Spoiler: Islamic AF

I'm a fan of complex boardgames, and I have dozens of them and play them regularily at home and boardgame groups. My favourites are Carcasonne, Dune, Stratego and Twilight Imperium.

Webby mentions playing Carcasonne and owning a ton of the addons for it

and Stratego - and shows an Interest in Twilight Imperium, but laments the fact it needs a minimum of 3 players.

Spoiler: big pic

I know them and have thousands of playing hours. My favourite list:
1) Hearts of Iron
2) Europa Universalis
3) Imperator Rome
4) Victoria
5) Crusader Kings
6) Stellaris
7) Cities Skylines

Webby is really into alternative history and mentions Europa Universalis here

What do you guys think?

Edit:

15 Jaehrige sind doch niedlich.

Translates to "But 15 year olds are cute"

 

[Alex Krycek]

I’m also a big fan of some of those games and Alternate History and would occasionally talk to him about them in threads. I’m gonna say it probably is.

 

[nichtmeinName]

Hes back on the German Drachenlord Forums Successor.
Also he asks about Books regarding IT Security for his Career. Stardreamer Acc talks about learning COBOL iirc.

 

[The Gangster Computer]

Hes back on the German Drachenlord Forums Successor.
Also he asks about Books regarding IT Security for his Career. Stardreamer Acc talks about learning COBOL iirc.View attachment 2970488

So it wasn't just a gimmick and he really is a pedo duck fucker then?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

So it wasn't just a gimmick and he really is a pedo duck fucker then?

No one pretends to be a pedophile except for feds and the occasional vigilante. And a good fraction of the feds are also peds; who else can stand to look at child porn for years?

 

[Bloitzhole]

So it wasn't just a gimmick and he really is a pedo duck fucker then?

My theory is that he has asperger and childish delusions/fantasies but is self aware enough to realize, most of the time (maybe meds make a difference), that they are just that, so he leans into it for the sake of le ebin trolling, since that seems to be his coping gimmick on the internet.
I also think that like many on the spectrum, some of his (social) development is fixated at (and on) his formative HS years, which is why he's still into 15-19 year olds - because those are the people he can best identify with.

 

[Easterling]

My theory is that he has asperger and childish delusions/fantasies but is self aware enough to realize, most of the time (maybe meds make a difference), that they are just that, so he leans into it for the sake of le ebin trolling, since that seems to be his coping gimmick on the internet.
I also think that like many on the spectrum, some of his (social) development is fixated at (and on) his formative HS years, which is why he's still into 15-19 year olds - because those are the people he can best identify with.

when he went on hiatus he claimed to be a 'political prisoner' and aluded to something involing underaged persons, this was months ago and hes unstable as fuck so i take it with a grain of salt

 

[Vogelgöttin]

Also erstmal: Keine Ahnung wer Space Dreamer ist, ich bins jedenfalls nicht. Der Stil ist auch ganz anders und ich kann kein Spanisch. KA wie ihr darauf kommt. Außerdem würde ich nie und nimmer was gegen Roxau sagen!

Aber ja, ICH bin der Entenficker. Die letzten 6 Monate war ich natürlich wieder in der Forensik, weil ich romantisch-sexuelle Beziehungen zu Teenagern hatte. Die Forensik ist eben was total normales und von SWAT-Einheiten in die Verbrecherklapse verfrachtet zu werden kann halt jedem mal passieren. Leider wurde ich gezwungen Pillen zu schlucken sodass ich aktuell noch denke, dass Entenhausen nur für ein paar Disney-Comics erfunden wurde, aber sobald die Wirkung nachlässt erkenne ich wieder die Realität und darf zurück nach Kalisota.

 

[AnOminous]

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Was she just a troll or really that autistic and retarded? I mean even if she likes other speds why go for Chris? I mean he is totally unsympathic. Dumb, egoistic, lies, steals, greedy, violent, intolerant etc.

 

[Vogelgöttin]

I also think that like many on the spectrum, some of his (social) development is fixated at (and on) his formative HS years, which is why he's still into 15-19 year olds - because those are the people he can best identify with.

Actually, that's what the staff at the forensic said too. How you know that? And also whats your problem with me?

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Yeah, and I'm here to stay until I return to Calisota.

 

[Meriasek]

Hes back on the German Drachenlord Forums Successor.
Also he asks about Books regarding IT Security for his Career. Stardreamer Acc talks about learning COBOL iirc.View attachment 2970488

Learning COBOL must be the peak of autism.

 

[Vogelgöttin]

Learning COBOL must be the peak of autism.

Thanks, everyone else said it's fucking teens.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Thanks, everyone else said it's fucking teens.

When did you marry Webby? Hired a wedding planner yet?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I fucking love how this thread morphed into a webby's boyfriend general and is still kicking almost 2 years later.