Trainwreck Deborah Ramos Reyes / Oswaldslunch / Lucinda / R3velati0nz - IRL Unicorn, Weapons-Grade Schizophrenia, Self Harm Extraordinaire, Queen of Twitter Bantz -Content Warning-

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Deborah Ramos Reyes / Oswaldslunch / Lucinda / R3velati0nz
:pickle:(Graphic Content Warning: Eating Disorder(s), Blood, (Tasteless) Nudity, Poor Spelling):pickle:
Thank you to @Lyra Plushie for recommending this lady here
Introduction
Lucinda, AKA Oswaldslunch, is a 24 year old Puerto Rican chica who claims to be a True & Honest™ unicorn. Aided by her certified schizophrenia diagnosis and bulimia, she is attempting to reach her goal weight (75lbs) to activate the unicorn metamorphosis. As of this thread her current record is 106lbs by her own metrics. The scars that you see all over her body are indeed real - although she does edit most of her photos (hence the big pupils to appear more unicorn-like). She has a habit of oversharing every detail of her life, and presumably has aged parents who are not aware of her internet habits. She seems to have not had a legitimate social interaction with people outside of her family and frequent psychiatric trips in over a decade - incentivizing her to spend more time online for social connection. This is a loose synopsis of that story.
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Early on in Lucinda's internet presence, it was debated whether she was a talented actress LARPing in a similar vein of Deagle Nation for internet goofs. Here is Lucinda's most recent (and only present) Youtube video to dispel those rumors. She has decided she wants to be a famous youtuber and began showcasing her toys.


(Youtube link)
Here is her backstory, according to her. She is a notoriously poor speller.
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[When asked about her backstory] "Ah, OMG, I wouldn't know where to start! Hmm, I was a really happy kid, born fat and always fat. I gained 10lbs every year of my life, haha! I was always goth, punk, alt, scenekid, etc. I was characteristically ADHD, funny, charismatic, the class clown and popular in school. I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and depression when I was 13. I lost all of my friends because I became a boring and moody person. Then, uh, I dropped out of high school due to mental illness. I graduated at 16 and have been living at home alone, with no friends ever since.

Then in 2016 I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Well, that's the big one - it ruined my life. I started my eating disorder in 2018 when I was trying to lose weight because of my schizophrenia - it was like a mutation - just completely destroyed it [eating habits]. I tried to go to university with my high school grades and SAT scores I achieved before my schizophrenia, but I couldn't keep up in school - a complete fuckup - like a paranoid, confused fucking idiot. I dropped out within two weeks.

Well, I live at home with my family! Two dogs, four cats, a pigeon, and a snake. I struggle a lot with everything because of the schizophrenia. But recently, I got prescribed new medication and have been feeling a lot better! It makes me more hopeful for the future ☺️ I take an antipsychotic, mood stabilizer, antidepressant, niacin, GABA, vitam D, E, C and A. Also, I take a multivitamin with 200% of everything!

[Answering what she loves] I LOVE UNICORNS!! - Cute things, stickers, kid things, sparkles, glitter, pink, toys , anything with primary colors. Children's books are my favorite. Uhm, Oswald the Octopus, Maisy Mouse, and The Hungry Caterpillar are my favorites. Trolls is one of my favorite movies! I love collecting backpacks, stickers, notebooks, all stationary.
She does post the occasional wholesome update that implies her parents are very much involved in her life and trying to help her through the chaos that is her own mind

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She has long since doxed herself by displaying her passport and medical eval forms. They've been meticulously archived by the proud farmhands on the dark website that keeps God up at night. They can be found here:
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Her Twitter account is where she is most active - often retweeting other ED related accounts and documenting her own weight loss.
Feel free to ping your favorite ooperator about the hottest new weightloss trends
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She can be pretty funny in her ramblings, and other times quite serious. She experienced some controversy a few months back because she was interacting with minors while also posting nude pics of herself
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For those of you degenerate cultured farmers who are here just to see the nude pics, they are here.
Be warned, I have to award it my 🚨 highest NSFW/NSFL rating 🚨
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Twitter Highlight
Her finest moment though, has got to be her Twitter feud with a user by the name of Ambrose. This is the defining moment that makes her the queen. In the psychologically atypical Twitterverse there is a user named Ambrose who apparently suffers from Narcistic Personality Disorder. A bodybuilder who prides themselves in maintaining such a chiseled physique insulted one of Lucinda's friends by calling her fat. Lucinda did not take kindly to that. This is a little bit of a read, but I promise the payoff is worth it. BIG thanks to the femoids at farms for archiving this exchange.
If you're super impatient I have a spoiler at the bottom of this exchange to explain

Begin: She is upset that Ambrose made a fat joke about her friend, and the crowds turn against her because she's not being inclusive enough for the NPD havers
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:ghost:~MR. NPD ENTERS THE CHAT~:ghost:
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Lucinda fires back with a questionable response
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But the diligent sleuths notice there's something...funny going on with Ambrose
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People are pretty much fed up with Lucinda...but why does Ambrose hide his nips. And why does everything he post look...queer?
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:hah:"I'm not trans, guys, but what if I was? This would be incredibly insulting and dangerous!":hah:
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"it cool bc i anonomous"
She will answer questions frequently on her curiouscat.qa - but it appears to have been taken down before archiving. Here are some screencaps, once again courtesy of @Lyra Plushie :
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As we wrap up this exhibition, I will leave you with a few of her TikTok videos and some pictures from one of her more recent psych trips


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Conclusion
In conclusion, Lucinda is a legitimately unwell person who needs constant tending to. As a result of not being able to function inside of society, she resorts to posting content on the fringes of social media. She's considered severely mentally impaired due to her schizophrenia but can be pretty funny at unexpected moments. Despite her unfortunate diagnosis, she's been fortunate to have her family nearby to help care for her. This ought to be a lesson in perspective, however. Of course she has a wild perspective of herself, but she has become an interesting canvass for people in the Twitterverse to throw shade on, only to see their own image reflected back.
She's not a bad person per se, as modern Lolcows often are. She hearkens back to an earlier day of internet history - where Lolcows were observed and almost admired for their naïve optimism in the face of unrelenting set-backs, self-inflicted or otherwise, and watch them carry on like Sisyphus.

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Great OP and she seems an interesting subject. Looking at it her life is rather tragic but it's oddly "nice" she keeps working towards her weight goal to bring about the unicorn merge. Is there any backstory on why she's so into the unicorn thing? Some kind of arrested development due to being isolated since she was 13 combined with the schizophrenia?
:story: Her inadvertently getting that FTM exposed for mocking her friend was hilarious.
 

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Okay, but what's wrong with her face?
She purposely abuses snow to make herself more sickly, also uses scary makeup to make herself look more uncanny.
She doesn’t even wear circle lenses, it’s all editing.
In her unedited pictures with no makeup she looks almost human.

Her end goal is to look like a RL unicorn (Lady Amalthea from The Last Unicorn) which is what that weird eye and nose makeup is about.
 

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She purposely abuses snow to make herself more sickly, also uses scary makeup to make herself look more uncanny.
She doesn’t even wear circle lenses, it’s all editing.
In her unedited pictures with no makeup she looks almost human.

Her end goal is to look like a RL unicorn (Lady Amalthea from The Last Unicorn) which is what that weird eye and nose makeup is about.
What's snow?
 

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What's snow?
Snow is a photo editing app where someone can essentially give themselves a whole new face as well as exaggerating and minimizing selected features.
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Edit for more Lucinda content. Someone else made the fan art but that’s original wisdom for the unicorn queen.
Her magical diet to weigh 75 pounds to become a celestial being.
And a unedited picture of her that’s semi recent.
 
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