[Dec 2] Phil Gets Mentioned In a CwC Tweet Thread - Phil scrambles for attention from Ken Englehart

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Being an obese tub of goo and owning some (empty) pepper spray cans, collapsing baton, and a cheap Bud-K knife collection like some edgy 9th grade mall ninja does not qualify as being "heavily armed". It doesn't even really qualify as "armed". Mr. Isaboy isn't intimidating anyone except Kengle, and Kengle is just as big of a mongoloid as Phil.

Oh, and its "don", not "dawn". As in "don we now our gay apparel". For someone who wants everyone to believe he's a fucking genius, Phil sure doesn't know simple, widely-known words like don.

Oh, and have you guys ever noticed how the people pushing for Communism in America the hardest tend to be lazy, incompetent morons like Isaboy? Its almost like they think the government will take care of them the rest of their lives under Communism and they'll never have to work...all while the government is already taking care of them and they don't have to work. Fucking weird, right?
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
Mr. Isaboy isn't intimidating anyone except Kengle, and Kengle is just as big of a mongoloid as Phil.
About the only impact of Phil babbling about "muh guns" will be if he ever does anything stupid enough the cops decide to go pick him up, they might not know he's a harmless sped and instead go full swat on him, thinking he actually is the heavily armed terrorist he LARPs as.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
About the only impact of Phil babbling about "muh guns" will be if he ever does anything stupid enough the cops decide to go pick him up, they might not know he's a harmless sped and instead go full swat on him, thinking he actually is the heavily armed terrorist he LARPs as.
With how much Phil hates and fears the cops, and with how popular SWATing is in the circles he claims we run in, you would think Isaboy would be more afraid of us getting him SWATed instead of us busting in ourselves. After all, he is a "big, bad Antifa super soldier and domestic terrorist". So wouldn't it make more sense for us to get the cops to "do our dirty work" for us.
 

The Un-Clit

Can you find it? come on in, look closer!
kiwifarms.net
With how much Phil hates and fears the cops, and with how popular SWATing is in the circles he claims we run in, you would think Isaboy would be more afraid of us getting him SWATed instead of us busting in ourselves. After all, he is a "big, bad Antifa super soldier and domestic terrorist". So wouldn't it make more sense for us to get the cops to "do our dirty work" for us.
I was originally leery of pointing out the exact same thing for fear of encouraging :epik:s to swat him, but thinking about it further I don't believe there's anyone that REALLY hates philthy phil enough to swat him.

Because you fucking KNOW if it ever happened and the terrorist response squad kicked in his door yelling and pointing guns, shit would go sideways in the most brutal way.

Phil would simply shit his pants and collapse, but next thing that happens is the Vodka Ogre is awakened by the racket and and charges out of Phil's bedroom all bloodshot eyes and clenched fists screaming at the top of his lungs, and immediately is ventilated by half a dozen rounds in the chest. If he's alcohol-fuelled enough to ignore the pain he might be able to crack a vodka bottle over a cop's head in the dying spasm, which would just make sure he gets a couple more slugs but in the face this time.

So yeah peeps, NO SWATTING PHIL!

:cunningpepe:
 
Last edited:

AnOminous

do you see what happens
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
I was originally leery of pointing out the exact same thing for fear of encouraging :epik:s to swat him, but thinking about it further I don't believe there's anyone that REALLY hates philthy phil enough to swat him.
It's more that he's so stupid he'd accidentally swat himself, sort of like he got the Secret Service on him. But that time he was just obviously a stupid kid. Now as a middle aged man, even a fucking exceptional one, they could easily assume he was actually dangerous if he was blathering and babbling about all his guns and imaginary ninja shit.
 

nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
kiwifarms.net
About the only impact of Phil babbling about "muh guns" will be if he ever does anything stupid enough the cops decide to go pick him up, they might not know he's a harmless sped and instead go full swat on him, thinking he actually is the heavily armed terrorist he LARPs as.
Well, if he was ever to be arrested in front of a crowd, Phil would probably tell the arresting officer that he is a member of ISIS, and that he is a domestic terrorist or some stupid shit. Phil constantly wants to be validated, or have himself know for something, whether it's a hero to all troons by lopping his dick off, or if he's trying to be a badass on front of a crowd. Thing is, no matter what he does, he has a track record of failing in dumb and increasingly hilarious ways.
 

sikotik

It's Lego Frank Mutha Fucka!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
This is what Phil thinks he'd do and what he'd want people to believe he did.
Well, if he was ever to be arrested in front of a crowd, Phil would probably tell the arresting officer that he is a member of ISIS, and that he is a domestic terrorist or some stupid shit.
What would actually happen
More like he'd piss himself and start mumbling unintelligibly and crying.
 

Coldgrip

Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.
kiwifarms.net
It should also be pointed out that Phil is a known snitch. Phil will talk a big game but when the big bossman in blue shows up he turns into an obedient house nigger and it's all "yassir" "thank yous sir". Phil is a coward at heart and if you dangle a reward, even a little one in front of his little piggy eyes he'll turn traitor faster than you can say "comrade".
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
It's more that he's so stupid he'd accidentally swat himself, sort of like he got the Secret Service on him. But that time he was just obviously a stupid kid. Now as a middle aged man, even a fucking exceptional one, they could easily assume he was actually dangerous if he was blathering and babbling about all his guns and imaginary ninja shit.
I could see this happening. Phil’s fantasies are becoming increasingly detached from reality and more specifically violent. The idiot will almost certainly wind up posting some story about how he’s planning to gun someone down. All it would take is someone who doesn’t know what a tard he is to read his posts and take them seriously.
He'll probably start posting that we're planning to swat him now, simply because it was mentioned. Anything for attention.
That would be hilarious. I’d love to hear how he plans to take down a team of heavily-armed, highly-trained, armoured police with his Nerf gun.
 

nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
kiwifarms.net
He'll probably start posting that we're planning to swat him now, simply because it was mentioned. Anything for attention.
Right??? He'll probably mix a SWATTING in with his go to "home invasion phrets" lie that he loves to fall back on. And knowing how stupid Phil is, and how he doesn't read about shit, he's probably going to end up saying SWATTING is something totally different than what it actually is. But, to be quite honest, it would be pretty funny seeing Phil's Facebook post if he ever does get SWATTED. He'll probably say he shot a cop and they all retreated, or something along the lines of saying that he told the cops about the farms, and now they have all our IP address and they're coming after us for harassing and stalking a brave tranlatinx tardass or something.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I can definitely see Phil adding "SWATing concerns" to his ever-growing list of lies and bullshit he posts for attention. I can definitely see him fucking it up, like he does with everything. And, like with everything else, I can see no one giving a fuck about it.

He's been getting desperate for attention and ass-pats as of late. No one gave him attention when he claimed to get his boy parts scooped out. No one said anything about him going shooting with that other tard. No one cared when he lied about getting a gun again. No one said a word about him boasting about being an Antifa-tarded Soopur Soaker. It's all eating away at Mr. Isaboy that no one gives a fuck about him except for us, and we only care about laughing at his bumblefuckery. When Kengle and that other tard gave him a little notice Phil m.ilked it for all he could. He's going to do and say more outlandish and r.etarded shit for attention as time goes by.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I can definitely see Phil adding "SWATing concerns" to his ever-growing list of lies and bullshit he posts for attention. I can definitely see him fucking it up, like he does with everything. And, like with everything else, I can see no one giving a fuck about it.

He's been getting desperate for attention and ass-pats as of late. No one gave him attention when he claimed to get his boy parts scooped out. No one said anything about him going shooting with that other tard. No one cared when he lied about getting a gun again. No one said a word about him boasting about being an Antifa-tarded Soopur Soaker. It's all eating away at Mr. Isaboy that no one gives a fuck about him except for us, and we only care about laughing at his bumblefuckery. When Kengle and that other tard gave him a little notice Phil m.ilked it for all he could. He's going to do and say more outlandish and r.etarded shit for attention as time goes by.
Agreed. That little taste of attention - and someone actually reading his drivel and replying to it! - was like a sack of drugs to an addict. Phil hasn't had attention like that in a long time, and by the looks of it he's going to try his damnedest to get more of it.

Just another chapter in the story of the idiot who would do literally anything to get people to notice him. So far we've watched blarting rubbish all over the internet, embarrassingly bad fanart posted as seriuz political comment, screaming everywhere possible about being OPENLY GAY, prancing around with flags and signs and badges and cosplay at political protests, desperately trying to get in front of cameras and reporters at the same, lying about being an ethnic minority, screaming everywhere possible that he's TRANS, making himself deliberately jobless and homeless, covering himself in cringe-inducingly bad slogans and fanart, getting an enormous doorknocker piercing in his nose, lying about his religion, lying about people threatening him, constantly posting stories about his imaginary friends, and now he's gone and cut his dick off. All done to get attention.

The only reason Kiwi Farms watches this idiot is because it's hilarious to see just how far someone with absolutely no self-respect will go to keep being noticed. Every time you think he wouldn't stoop so low, or embarrass himself so much by doing something, Phil not only goes ahead and does it but screams 'HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!' while he does so.

What Phil calls ten years of 'organised cyber-stalking' is a bunch of people giving him the attention he so loudly screamed for. Phil is a fat, re.tarded middle aged man with no family, friends or job. Without a place like Kiwi Farms taking notice of what he says, this lonely failure would have absolutely nothing in his life. If he weren't such a poisonous little shit people would feel sorry for him, but as he revels in negative attention, here we are.
 
Tags
None

About Us

The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. We call them lolcows because they can be milked for amusement or laughs. Our community is bizarrely diverse and spectators are encouraged to join the discussion.

We do not place intrusive ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

Supporting the Forum

How to Help

The Kiwi Farms is constantly attacked by insane people and very expensive to run. It would not be here without community support.

BTC: 1DgS5RfHw7xA82Yxa5BtgZL65ngwSk6bmm
ETH: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
BAT: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
LTC: LSZsFCLUreXAZ9oyc9JRUiRwbhkLCsFi4q
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino