[ Dec, 23rd 2020 ] - Christmas Breakathon -

[PutridElephant]

Join Phil all day long starting whenever he rolls out of bed for the festive holiday fun! He'll be playing a variety of games including Call of Bitching, Fall Gout, the AVGN game, Scrat's Nutty Adventure, Minecraft and possibly more! He'll also be dressed up in holiday attire, depreshun DRINKING, and doing a live Christmas-themed episode of DSP Mukbang.

[edit] Looks like PapaveraCraft is already getting sent to the Chaos Realm

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It is awe-inspiring the degree to which Phil doesn't connect the dots and arrive at the inescapable conclusion that playing games on PC would be better most of the time.

 

[Agent Proper]

I'll be re-streaming the whole shit show.

I hope he goes fishing in MineCraft.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Is he "drinking" again this year which will amount to an ale or two then staring sadly into the stream chat with a Santa hat on?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I'll be re-streaming the whole shit show.

I hope he goes fishing in MineCraft.

Thank god I won’t have to listen to hours of back to back soundboard clips and lawnmowers

 

[Red Bistro]

Can someone keep a stopwatch handy for how many actual minutes of gameplay he manages during this "marathon"? I'm going to try and keep track myself but I would love a redundant backup.

 

[Lady Adjani]

It is awe-inspiring the degree to which Phil doesn't connect the dots and arrive at the inescapable conclusion that playing games on PC would be better most of the time.

For a normal person? Of course. For Dave, not so much. Terms like anti-aliasing, v-sync and ambient occlusion mean nothing to him, anything that goes beyond the two clicks it takes to install something on Steam is considered work, he'd probably go on a two hour long tirade if he had to edit a cfg file or install a user-made patch.

Is he "drinking" again this year which will amount to an ale or two then staring sadly into the stream chat with a Santa hat on?

The problem with his 'drinking streams' is that he never actually gets drunk. He's far too uptight and insecure to let his guard down and relax in front of his viewers, so he just ends up looking like a tired old man struggling to stay awake as if a police officer is going to kick in his door and make him take a sobriety test.

 

[Comma]

 

[An Avenging Bird]

The problem with his 'drinking streams' is that he never actually gets drunk. He's far too uptight and insecure to let his guard down and relax in front of his viewers, so he just ends up looking like a tired old man struggling to stay awake as if a police officer is going to kick in his door and make him take a sobriety test.

Main reason he refuses to get too "tipsy" as he says is because he knows when his filter is completely gone, he's going to say nigger and/or faggot and Twitch then goes bye bye

 

[TheGoutburglar]

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You're not fooling anybody, pigroach. Half the reason you married Khet was to monetize her, and you've been pissed about losing that for two years. Stay mad, you fucking weirdo alien.

Main reason he refuses to get too "tipsy" as he says is because he knows when his filter is completely gone, he's going to say nigger and/or faggot and Twitch then goes bye bye

I believe it. If he just turned into more of a slug, he wouldn't care.

Also, especially right now, he's definitely afraid of letting loose with all the shit that has been bothering him lately, and he can't afford that either because it would include, among many other things, the DansGaming incident.

 

[Comma]

DSP asking himself out loud if they'll hit the tips goal of (normally) $200 a day and answering with:

"I dunno!"

You just know some whale already has given him a heads up about dropping a large tip today.

 

[Red Bistro]

Holy shit. He's actually not squatting in a game directory for once.

On the other hand, he's already salty as shit and talking about trolls, detractors, his Wifekhet, and his broken Xbox.

 

[Shabobus]

Maybe I missed something, but why is he playing Scrat's Nutty Adventure?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can someone keep a stopwatch handy for how many actual minutes of gameplay he manages during this "marathon"? I'm going to try and keep track myself but I would love a redundant backup.

Over/under is 3 hr. Place yer betz.

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That's the shill all the corporations are banging the door down for. lmao!

 

[Comma]

He has been talking about trolls and detractors non-stop for the past 30 minutes.

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

This Christmas stream is about as festive as expected. Faggot is just giving out about every aspect of life

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

Why is this a thing like seriously why is this a thing??? Welp time for the annual Christmas pre-stream which includes the classics:

1. Muh wife "throws the thumb".

2. Stupid fuckin sociopath detractors fuckin with me .

3. This game sucks ACK ACK ACK ACK!


4. Plans for the future he has no intention of doing.

5. I need that money I really do I need that money to pay my bills?!?!

6. That website we don't ever talk about but rant about anyway because reasons.

7. L.i.m.b. on anybody who has an opinion about anything.

8. I'm special I'm the greatest I'm the exception to the rule

9. Weird playtime with a declawed cat

10. The return of DarkSydeKaren...

 

[PutridElephant]

This whole stream has been nothing but ranting/bitching and tip checking.

Why does he bother playing a game if he could just do a stream of tip interrogation or anonymous tip doxing.

 

[YokuNama]

Who the fuck watches this garbage. Even if you're watching this ironically how do you sit and watch this for more than 5 mins at a time. Tip audits. Begging. Dumbass questions. Lean in manual bans...

 

[TankMelee]

Maybe I missed something, but why is he playing Scrat's Nutty Adventure?

The answer for this kind of game is always "a very persistent autist on his forums"
In this case, Another_Derich has suggested it for DSP's 3 marathons since it came out; only one other person mentioned it