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Dec Indie 'marathon' 2018

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Raven'sChild, Dec 6, 2018 at 1:26 PM.

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  1. Though he was actually one time ( 10:15 PST) D$P starts out with promise for this first Holiday Beg-a-tho:
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    On a side note, D$P rolled into the stream about 6 mins late on Tuesday. No apology nor reason was offered.
     
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  2. WOW He set chat to 1 WEEK Follower Only mode:
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  3. My hope for this stream is that he once again sets the donation goal too high and proceeds to rage when he doesn't get anywhere near hitting it.
     
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  4. Jesus christ, I have never seen that before. That's nuts.

    Phil says he is going to keep a tally of total tips and he is putting it on stream. Awesome. This gon be good.

    He needs to start taking troll cheers. It's the only way he'll get steady tips and at least then his fans will have people to compete with and bitch about.
     
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  5. dspwhireboard.png
    No donation goal only a running tally he will manually adjust.
     
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  6. I'm sure he won't "mistakenly" under report his tips
     
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  7. rip any future growth, only going to make his slow crawling death that much quicker
     
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  8. Why does he bother with European participation anyway?
    Just start the stream, fatass. Those long prestreams, goddamnit. I have to go to sleep soon. Because I HAVE A REAL JOB WITHOUT MAJOR TAXES.

    Btw, he won't want to switch between console and PC all the time, so if he's on PC, he stays on PC, so he doesn't have to change the setup all the time. So the chat better vote for the right game.
    So, who exactly made up the schedule which allows this anyway? Oh right, it's Phil, damn.

    EDIT: "Let's start Minecraft".
    Proceeds to talk about irrelevant shit.
    Do you want to play the fucking game???

    EDIT:
    He hurt his knee. So if he switches from console to PC, he might take a while because he's now slower. What is this? Has he lost a leg? Does he walk with crutches? How much blood has he lost?

    Siiiigh, I will make myself some food. This fucker won't start the game anytime soon.
     
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    #8 Wurstbrot, Dec 6, 2018 at 2:00 PM
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2018 at 2:08 PM
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  9. Glad Phil has the presence of mind to take Monday off. Gotta look out for number 1 ya know? Some things are more important than money, real talk.
    Oh god why the fuck is he playing Minecraft??
     
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  10. Wtf is this story, he’s telling us about him drunkenly passing out on the couch watching tv and hurting himself standing up like some 80 year old man.....
     
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  11. Cause Minecraft is still hip with the kids, and Phil needs to show that he's the COOLEST cat on Twitch.

    Real answer: Because he's an idiot.
     
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  12. why is he paying for extra luxuries like special cable/tv packages when he is trying to save as much money as possible for the year?
     
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  13. Because he's not trying to "save" anything. He's just expecting his whales to cough up an additional 16k on top of what he normally gets so he can maintain his lifestyle without sacrificing anything.
     
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  14. Typical 'Woe is me' pre stream. Why did he feel the need to tell us about his busted knee other than stalling so he has to play less vidya game?

    Is fixing the knee gonna be the next thing, this 36 year old man, asks his underage audience to finance?
     
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  15. He really is aged beyond his years, fucking incredible.
     
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  16. "MAH KNEE!"
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    #16 TheGoutinator, Dec 6, 2018 at 2:15 PM
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  17. A smarter man would have saved that story for a lull in gameplay. He could have easily told that story while playing a game. Minecraft is boring as fuck, especially playing by yourself and being an unimaginative cunt like Phil.

    Jesus fucking christ I can't do this. He never shuts up. Why wouldn't you say all of this shit while you're PLAYING??
     
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  18. Dave thinks he can decide why people watch him. Everyone HAS to be there to forget reality and to chill out, "that's why the rules exist".
    Nigger, everyone watches for his own reasons, anything he wants. It's a rule on Youtube, it's a rule on Twitch. But I guess you get banned if you talk about pizza.

    (Now made food, ate food, did an entire Mario Kart 8 200 cup, he still talks about stuff that has nothing to do with his event. People are here, today, to join an announced event, they get nothing. So while I played a game, he played nothing and gets paid to not do it)
     
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    #18 Wurstbrot, Dec 6, 2018 at 2:17 PM
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2018 at 2:32 PM
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  19. He needs to "raise funds". However this is NOT A FUNDRAISER.

    Don't bring up politics, or detractors btw
    (unless you're bentboxer or swaggins, then you can bring up both and be subtly racist while you do it)
     
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  20. People escape the reality of politics and drama, but money problems? Well this ain’t the steam to be in because he brings it up daily
     
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