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Dec Indie 'marathon' 2018

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Raven'sChild, Dec 6, 2018 at 1:26 PM.

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  1. Let's not mince words. We all know how he hurt his knee.

    Scratching his leg, of course.
     
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  2. He's actually musing that it's possible he tore his ACL. I guarantee you if that was the case he wouldn't be streaming, how do you not know how serious an ACL injury is? Former weightlifter, folks.
     
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  3. He'd be screaming in agony if he tore his ACL, holy shit. This guy could put Munchausen to shame with his malingering.

    Just throw out whatever malady sounds really serious and totally invisible, Dave. You blew your Achilles tendon. Both of them. And you're suicidally depressed. And you have double-secret pancreatic cancer.
     
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    D$P got super triggered by this cheer. 'Not your place to criticize!'
     
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  5. Dave also said "So you would rather pay someone's booze instead of [bla]". The cheer had nothing to do with alcohol. This was all his power fantasy of drinking himself into a coma.
     
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  6. Boy, he really, really hates Ninja, doesn't he?
     
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  7. 1 hour and 30 minutes later... we still on pre-stream
     
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  8. Does anyone really believe this stuff about dsp just wanting to life a simple life with no special extras? I don't know how gated community, bmw owning guy is trying to pretend he lives humbly and frugal
     
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  9. Phil said, and I quote "I have no aspirations of growing, I just want to keep what I have." Nigga...
     
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  10. Well at least he's finally accepted that he'll never grow as a content creator. Now if only we could get him to admit that it's his fault for that...
     
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    1.5 hrs in and D$P is now keeping "a rough tally" of Total tips excluding change and setting up for an inaccurate accounting of money given. It's not his fault. His keyboard is apparently glitched so adding the entire amount to the Total Tip tally is to bothersome.
     
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  12. Why this man doesn't just buy a $15 wireless keyboard to hook up to his laptop is beyond me. He'd rather complain about it for literally a year than to fucking order one and fix the problem.
     
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  13. And after the bathroom break another round of plugs. Fucking farcical stream.
     
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    Does this fat oaf believe this nonsense? Does he think he got 4th place at the Mr Olympia or some shit.
     
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  15. Now he's playing Minecraft. A game for years that he shitted on and called it "game" for kids.
     
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  16. This is too much for me man. Dark doesn’t seem to understand that your 10 year legacy is meaningless if you can’t achieve anything on your own. It’s akin to a teenager being proud that he’s rich when he simply inherited it. No actual work was done and it’s insane that he takes such pride in what amounts to 50k+ 10 minute clips of utter GARBAGE STANK.
     
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  17. The "period" key keeps dropping his inputs dude. Broken decimal mechanics.
     
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  18. However bad Minecraft is, Stardew is gonna be way worse.

    How 'exciting'
     
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  19. 'Total tips' hasn't increased in a while. That might start affecting his mood.
     
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