Shenmue 3 is the game that critics hated, yet these same critics gave Sword and Shield 5 star reviews.
It will mostly depend on how much money people are throwing at him at any given moment. Usually the dollar bills are able to soak up most of the salty tears and keep his cash-high going. And, seen as they haven't been around lately, I wouldn't be surprised when (some of the) anonymous paypigs like Nocouture and Silentbob will step up to keep their master a happy lil' boi during the daunting task of playing a video game while sitting on a couch.At the very least I'm betting there will be a "I don't wanna play this anymore" and/or "nobody's talking to me" tantrum at some point.
We'll see, Dave is known for liking games that nobody else doesSo Phil is starting Shenmue III today. As someone who just played through the game, I'm certain Phil is gonna want to wagequit / borequit this game at some point.
I won't spoil the game for anyone, but I'll just say the game is slow-paced throughout and really drags at a few points where you need to grind for money and attack/defense skills. It was extremely boring playing through them, and I can only imagine how much more boring it would be to sit and watch Phil play through those parts. The game in general just isn't very exciting.
At the very least I'm betting there will be a "I don't wanna play this anymore" and/or "nobody's talking to me" tantrum at some point.
At some point, yes. But currently he's painted and dressed like a children's party clown and makes autistic sound effects when he punches anything. Because imitating Bruce Lee movies is still funny and does not sound racist or targeted at a young audience. All that's left are grimaces and a pick-a-boo play.At the very least I'm betting there will be a "I don't wanna play this anymore" and/or "nobody's talking to me" tantrum at some point.
At some point, yes. But currently he's painted and dressed like a children's party clown and makes autistic sound effects when he punches anything. Because imitating Bruce Lee movies is still funny and does not sound racist or targeted at a young audience. All that's left are grimaces and a pick-a-boo play.
Sounds hilarious, ack ack ack? No, he just repeats what he sees, provides no inside commentary and has the need to joke about basically every single character (spoiler: not funny, just insulting or simply meaningless. He likes to hear himself talking).
So just like any other Shenmue, an unfunny trainwreck. Does not enjoy the game but enjoys making fun of it. So no breaking news, basically.
DSP: "A-jut-jut-jut-jut-jut.. Ahoaya hoaya hoaya! A-jut-jut-jut-jut-jut"How is mimicking Bruce Lee racist?
Because Bruce Lee isn't on the screen.How is mimicking Bruce Lee racist?