DECORATING OUR CHRISTMAS TREE | VLOGMAS DAY 3 2019 - 12-3-2019 - Be careful headphone wearing gorls

DuckSucker

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"I pretty much wing every [recipe]".

Amber learn to fucking cook. It's not hard. You dont even need a cookbook, or family recipes or anything, you have the internet and basically the library of Congress' worth of recipes at your disposal. Fuck, a decent vlog of you following an actual recipe and trying for once, followed by a taste test of a normal home cooked meal MIGHT actually be interesting.

Look up a normal chili recipe, you dont even need fancy spices, you can get it all from Wal Mart which we know you love. Do they not have a regional local grocery store/supermarket?
 

Big Al's Crusty Sty

Just a fly on the wall.
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She had two Thanksgivings & she’s pumped that she’s still losing weight!! I guarantee the weight loss is from her untreated diabetes. This upcoming doctors appointment isn’t going to be what she’s imagining.

ETA- look how miserable they all look together decorating their tree. I guarantee this is the last Christmas they’re all together. Something big is going to happen soon & Big Al is totally unaware.
 
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clusterfuckk

Forchette! Forchette!
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Vlogmas tends to bring some new tards to the fold. The only way to explain the ratio. There CANNOT be that many dumb ass people out there that have followed her and have had a change of heart.

We await you all here when planet albert crash and burns in a few weeks :optimistic: :optimistic:
 

WeDon'tNeedToWhisper

Reservation for one at Yamatos
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She hopes the new doctor takes her more seriously than the last one did. Because I’m sure Amber never no showed or was late to an appt and definitely always followed through with what she said she’d do/doctor’s orders. It's always someone else's fault.
The doctor probably fired her ass as a patient.
 

a llama weighs 450lbs

amber's hump #1 fan
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she said at the beginning that the bright light was eric and rickie's and that she was going to put it back when she was done. the way she said it made it sound like she took it without asking

jesus christ, just the sheer act of amber getting up from the couch at 8:06 was enough to make wasabi bolt. totally normal behavior for a cat that's been treated well by its owner.
 

bbycheedar

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she said at the beginning that the bright light was eric and rickie's and that she was going to put it back when she was done. the way she said it made it sound like she took it without asking

jesus christ, just the sheer act of amber getting up from the couch at 8:06 was enough to make wasabi bolt. totally normal behavior for a cat that's been treated well by its owner.
i love how wasabi even brushed himself off after she pets him, in hopes of getting that dirt off i bet
 

SmileyTimeDayCare

This is pleasure!
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"I pretty much wing every [recipe]".

Amber learn to fucking cook. It's not hard. You dont even need a cookbook, or family recipes or anything, you have the internet and basically the library of Congress' worth of recipes at your disposal. Fuck, a decent vlog of you following an actual recipe and trying for once, followed by a taste test of a normal home cooked meal MIGHT actually be interesting.

Look up a normal chili recipe, you dont even need fancy spices, you can get it all from Wal Mart which we know you love. Do they not have a regional local grocery store/supermarket?
The only time I've seen her follow a real recipe was the salmon video from not too long ago and she loved the shit out of it but went right back to being terrible and making it up as you go.

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That cat wants out. It could smell the death on her hand.
 
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