Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

SargonF00t

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That's probably the least shocking news of the week, it would be more shocking if the Vickers didn't compell the state to press charges.
When Ralph gets sent to prison he will say to Pantsu, "May, with you being pregnant and me getting a 6 month sentence, I think we both will have to go anal only, when it comes to sex."
 

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Ralph had (or was supposed to have) a Zoom hearing today for guardianship of his brother.

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Paddy O' Furniture

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I legitimately wonder if he did this because we made fun of him. Keep making decisions best for those around you, Ralph! Sure hope you don't have to drive him to any specialists appointments!
 

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I legitimately wonder if he did this because we made fun of him. Keep making decisions best for those around you, Ralph! Sure hope you don't have to drive him to any specialists appointments!
My assumption is that he wants to sell Ronnie's crack shack but Simple Evan owns 50%, so he's going to get power of attorney and help himself to it.
 

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My assumption is that he wants to sell Ronnie's crack shack but Simple Evan owns 50%, so he's going to get power of attorney and help himself to it.
I was thinking he should probably keep it around for when flees into exile after May files a restraining order and accuses him of domestic abuse, but then I came to my senses. We all know he'll just go to Vegas.
 

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Ralph is dirty as the shit he licks off his fingers. Its obvious that Evan gets government assistance, Ralph wants to put his shit covered hooves on Evans checks. RALPH THIS IS DIRTIER than when you killed your mom with the sex tape.
Definitely financially motivated. I am curious if he was getting paid by disability to take care of his mother? If he gets guardianship of Evan he can collect his money, and if he moves Evan in with him he can also get paid to be his caretaker. It’s really strange that Sandra didn’t have this already setup for Ralph to be the guardian, she had been sick for years. What was her plan for Evan after she died?
 

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Definitely financially motivated. I am curious if he was getting paid by disability to take care of his mother? If he gets guardianship of Evan he can collect his money, and if he moves Evan in with him he can also get paid to be his caretaker. It’s really strange that Sandra didn’t have this already setup for Ralph to be the guardian, she had been sick for years. What was her plan for Evan after she died?
the way the document reads to me just a tard on the net, Evan has a lawyer, his mom might have set this up a long time ago. It might be good to reach out to Evans attorney and let him know ALLL about ralphs dirty shit
Keep his shit covered hooves off Evans shit. IN the ralph family I feel bad for Evan. He is just a potato, ETHAN leave him alone.
Now forming The Potato Defense Force
 

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As many have said before, this is definitely for monetary gain. He wants custody of Evan due to the fact that he can use the tard bux on Vegas and other frivolous shit. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he kills (or fails to take care of) Evan, dumps his lifeless body somewhere, and then commits fraud to keep the tard bux coming in.
 

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My assumption is that he wants to sell Ronnie's crack shack but Simple Evan owns 50%, so he's going to get power of attorney and help himself to it.
I thought some Russian dude owned the crack shack and they were renting it from him? Hope Ralph knows what's going on!
 

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I thought some Russian dude owned the crack shack and they were renting it from him? Hope Ralph knows what's going on!
Mom’s crack shack was owned by a Russian and Mommy & Ralphie rented it. Ronnie might have managed to own his own crack shack. Be funny if there was still a mortgage on the crap pile, guaranteed there are unpaid property taxes.
 

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I thought some Russian dude owned the crack shack and they were renting it from him? Hope Ralph knows what's going on!
There is a house in West Memphis that his dad owned. After his dad died, Ralph petitioned the court for his dad's estate. The house is now half Ralph and half Evan.

The crackshack Ralph is most know for is what you are referring to. He no longer lives there but is renting a different house with May.
 

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There is a house in West Memphis that his dad owned. After his dad died, Ralph petitioned the court for his dad's estate. The house is now half Ralph and half Evan.

The crackshack Ralph is most know for is what you are referring to. He no longer lives there but is renting a different house with May.
What a turd. He's flat broke, obviously, and trying to vulch off the money of a retard. What a piece of shit. I hope he dies.
 

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My assumption is that he wants to sell Ronnie's crack shack but Simple Evan owns 50%, so he's going to get power of attorney and help himself to it.
Like someone mentioned earlier Ralph would be better if fixed up the crack shack and started renting it as section 8 housing to the federal government to let niggers live their.

Or Ralph could get Dingo to be his tenant. I’ve heard he is looking for a place to move to?