Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles

[MeltyTW]

No, no, he can't bring it back. I'm just saying the whole jail thing gave Ralph character. We're talking about a (then) 30 year old man who never had a job before or any real life experience. To spend time in an environment most of us are not familiar with made Ralph unique. Aside from that, what else could you really have said about Ralph if you didn't know what a piece of shit he actually was?

I think he needs to bring up his butt rape more often

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

what else could you really have said about Ralph if you didn't know what a piece of shit he actually was?

It's kinda funny knowing how much he hated transpeople in the earlier days and now has his very own cooking him the same thing every day.

 

[Terrorist]

True, he's been emboldened by his dumb luck. He must feel invincible which feeds his degeneracy. His gunt must hold wonders and mysteries we've yet to understand.

I remember that now and good point. Ralph truly is a sacred cow.

About 15-20 years ago in West Memphis, an obese lesbian juggalette was picked up breaking into septic tanks. She turned informant, helping the feds bust the largest jenkem ring in Arkansas in exchange for protection and SRS. The rest, as they say, is guntstory.