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This thread is for Ralph's actual legal troubles supported by court records.
We begin in 2008 when Ralph was living in Lyman, SC.

On Dec 9th, 2008 Ralph was pulled over for speeding. More than 15 but less than 25 over.
2008-12-09 Speeding SC.png

Then, less than 2 years later on Aug 25th, 2010, Ralph was arrested, for Public Disorderly Conduct. Likely drunk. Foreshadowing!
2010-08-25 Disorderly conduct SC.png
Looks like he got off with a fine, but he was arrested which means we get our first mugshot of Ethan Oliver Ralph.
SC Mugshot.jpg
Mama so proud of her boy.

As far as I know, he was a good boy for the next 6 years and a few days until....
August 28th, 2016. Ralph passes out drunk and then takes a swing at the cops that were called on him. Arrested and charged with Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer.
He was actually charged with two counts of that, one count of Public Swearing/Intoxication and one count of Obstructing Justice. He was found guilty on one count of assault on a LEO and the rest of the counts were nolle prosequi, meaning they chose not to pursue prosecution for it. Something you'll find has happened to Ralph a few times.
2016-08-28 Assault on LEO - Guilty.png2016-08-28 Assault on LEO - Nolle Prosequi.png2016-08-28 Obstruct Justice - Nolle Prosequi.png2016-08-28 Public Swearing-Intoxication - Nolle Prosequi.png
And a new mugshot to go with it:
VA Mugshot.jpg

While that case was ongoing, on June 6th, he was pulled over for speeding, going 56 in a 35.
2017-06-06 Speeding 56 in 35 - Guilty in Absentia.png

A couple of years after he got out of jail, in June of 2019, he got in an accident and didn't stop. This charge was yet again nolle prosequi.
2019-06-09 Fail to Stop at Scene of Accident - Nolle Prosequi.png

However, a second charge from that incident, reckless driving, he was guilty of and fined $500 plus $63 in fees. He of course paid this a month late:
2019-06-09 Reckless Driving, Bad Brakes - Guilty.png

Possibly/likely related to that incident, he was charged with Contempt of Court on 6/24/19, but it was dismissed:
2019-06-24 Contempt of Court - Dismissed.png

Now we come to a case we are all familiar with, the revenge porn case. Due to unknown reasons that are speculated on in the thread dedicated to this, the charge was, once again, nolle prosequi.
2020-08-11 Revenge Porn - Nolle Prosequi.png

This now brings us to 2021.
On Feb 7th, he was pulled over for whatever reason but charged/ticketed for driving without a license. This was dismissed after he produced the license within a certain time frame. I believe he mentioned this on Twitter or the show.
2021-02-07 Fail to Carry License - Dismissed.png

And now, a new bit of info, on 5/15/21, Ralph was pulled over for going 89 in a 65. That amount of speed makes this a misdemeanor that he's going to have to go to court for. His hearing date is July 29th at 10:30AM.
2021-05-15 Speeding 89 in 65 ONGOING.png

5/16 was the day he reported his mom had died so 5/15 was likely him speeding to the hospital after they called him. So he'll probably get this dismissed or reduced to a fine or something.

If someone is able to find or get the Ade restraining order, I'd love to add that here.
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