Dennis Campagnone -

[SgtSnowball]

Lady and Gentlemen I have been a lurker in the lolcow community for many years, but I have never contributed. Until today. I run a store in Central Florida and on one blessed day this individual happens in. He views some of my wares and the approaches the counter informing myself and my staff that he is a former DEA Agent and that he faked the death of Pablo Escobar. He then plugged his instagram and as quickly as he had entered he was gone.

https://www.facebook.com/itsalwaysbetteratthebeach

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW47AjWb-1b9NwxW8noDtzw

https://www.instagram.com/miamibeachjewelry/?hl=en

As you can see, he's a cluster fuck meth addict. But he's also pretty damn hilarious. I wanted to keep him as a pet lolcow but now that he's posting longer videos on youtube I think it's time to bring him to a longer audience. Please, enjoy.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Thanks for contributing! Just a few quick questions to vet you--
A/S/L?

 

[SIGSEGV]

>registered 7 minutes ago
>shit OP
>no archives
>no pictures
Do a flip

 

[Zelos Wilder]

You're more like private joker, because you're a fucking comedian.

 

[Krystal]

I have a feeling he would be better here.

 

[themasterlurker]

Get thread OP, I hope to discuss it in spergatory!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Lady and Gentlemen I have been a lurker in the lolcow community for many years,

Starting off with a lie is a bad start, my friend.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

You know the magic words: Kill yourself faggot.