Lolcow Deonta Brown - McDeonta, who LARPS as a McDonalds manager

[BV 937]

Deonta Brown (however the fuck that is pronounced) is from Florence, SC and, like many other cows, has unreachable dreams of what he wants to be. However, unlike other cows who dream of being legendary comic book, cartoon, or book series authors, Deonta seems to have a hard on for McDonalds. He even allegedly went as far as stealing a McDonalds manager uniform from a UPS truck to act like a manager, according to his sister, and he went on to talk to "hire" people. It got so bad that a manager at his local McDonalds had to put out a PSA warning people of some random sperg giving out interviews.

Imgur album of McDonalds incident

Sorry about the names being blurred out, I found a link to this album on reddit but was able to track down who he was based on his name tag and location being visible.

He also has a snapchat

Here is the link to his Facebook, he has 2.5k friends so add him up while the adding is good.



Recently, he appears to have (somehow) gotten a job at his local IGA

I honestly doubt that this job will last for long, and that he will eventually start to fantasize about how great it would be to work at an IGA.

There is a LOT of ground to cover here. He is roughly 27 but still has pictures of his high school on his Facebook, I'll have to come back in the morning to add more and clean this thread up a bit.

 

[Cato]

Oh my, I remember this dude being posted to r/sadcringe, r/blackpeopletwitter and r/insanepeoplefacebook. Some details about him in the thread comments:

https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/4sevsq/the_most_extreme_mcdonalds_obsessionlots_of/

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/4sc95f/the_most_extreme_mcdonalds_obsession/

https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeop...the_most_extreme_mcdonalds_obsession_lots_of/

One particularly informative comment from the r/sadcringe thread:

He worked at McDonald's at not a gm position. He didn't work at(at least) one them he said he did(note the first image saying he had never worked for them) ". However after being fired from at least one mcdonald's for No Call No Show, he went from begging for his job back, to arguing with managers on Facebook. Note the exchange with the "white boy", saying he will have his step dad beat the guys ass. Also confirming that he had a job, because the white manager says he has been calling for his job BACK. Eventually it is revealed that he might not have even been a shift manager, as his sister sells him out near the end letting everyone know he stole the manager uniforms off of the UPS truck. Which leads to people publicly ridiculing him, as seen in the later pictures. Also revealing that he is "slow" (also obviously he has something wrong with based on the lies) , 27 =/= 26 for his birthday.

So he was employed by mcdonald's(unsure if he was shift manager or team member) , got fired, wanted the job back, then at some point pretending to be GM at a mcdonald's and apparently attempting to do interviews.

 

[Chill Fam]

...I don't even have something snide to say, this is just pure idiocy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is why McDonald's managers now only give interviews at the store itself. At least where I live.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is why McDonald's managers now only give interviews at the store itself. At least where I live.

...There's been multiple of these people?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

...There's been multiple of these people?

Usually it happens with more important people such as this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...r-impersonated-year-scam-get-concert-tickets/

And it can be as pathetic as this
http://globalnews.ca/news/2483224/d...business-of-delegating-your-online-love-life/

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Usually it happens with more important people such as this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...r-impersonated-year-scam-get-concert-tickets/

And it can be as pathetic as this
http://globalnews.ca/news/2483224/d...business-of-delegating-your-online-love-life/

Community Watch for fake managers when?

 

[PerishableDryGoods]

macdonalds was probably the closest thing he had to a dad

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wow, just..... I think for guys like this there needs to be a new category: Sadcow. Because I don't even think I could laugh at this guy, I just feel bad for him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Community Watch for fake managers when?

There's also things like this too
http://www.askamanager.org/2012/04/my-boss-is-using-my-email-account-to-impersonate-me.html

 

[Feline Darkmage]

macdonalds was probably the closest thing he had to a dad

McDaddies.

 

[ChristConsciousness]

Why not just work at McDonalds for real? Is he that incompetent?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Why not just work at McDonalds for real? Is he that incompetent?

Apparently he got das boot for committing a "no call no show". Then he decided to pick a fight with a bunch of managers on Facebook when he bitched about his "wrongful termination".

 

[Carcinogenesis]

McDaddies.

Did McDaddy McDiddle him or something?

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Imagine being so tarded that you can only DREAM of working at a McDonald's. Sad.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Imagine being so tarded that you can only DREAM of working at a McDonald's. Sad.

And then not even showing up to your dream job!