Describe the last bowel movement of the kiwi above you. -

[CBDsoap]

You know the drill faggots.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Hard little rabbit turds

 

[Dustlord]

Rough and spicy.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Government funded

 

[ICraveDeath]

Diarrhea in the woods

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Nigger cum.

 

[mr.moon1488]

pork rinds

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

doing your best impression of Mt. Vesuvius and the toilet is Pompeii

 

[serious n00b]

Describe the last bowel movement of the kiwi above you.

OP needs to fap tonight.

 

[MediocreMilt]

doing your best impression of Mt. Vesuvius and the toilet is Pompeii

Liquid.

Yellow Liquid.

With froth.

Vesuvius? Who cares? This may not be volcanic, but it is the quiet shame of a liquid dump that you just can't wipe up. Fuck! You tried, and you got brown-yellow liquid on your wiping hand for your trouble.

But you do it. You clean up. And then after you've flushed and plunged the worst away...

It's time to liquid shit again. Hey, it's been five minutes.

 

[Big Ruski]

Boulders

 

[The Booba Expert]

Typical small dog doo doo

 

[Least Concern]

A really long, solid one. The kind where you're trying your best to keep your sphincter relaxed until it all comes out because you know that if you end up squeezing a little, it'll start trying to slide back in, and that's painful and maybe gay too.

 

[SnowBall]

A rather ordinary one.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

So big it made the user think they could take a dick up the asss,

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I hope the legos came out alright. I was worried after you got to the Duplo trainset.

 

[round robin]

Sat on the toilet for an hour and nothing came out.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Is shitted out by a cat.

 

[irishAzoth]

hard brown with blood streaks

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

A very solid, painful "soup can" turd followed by three hours of "hot dog water" .