A man gets embarrassed by his actions, so he doesn't get deprived of his chat and is free to go back chattingOP thread is sent to spergatory, OP makes shit thread, OP has idea for a shit thread
A drunk finally gets his new carpet after trying and failing to dump his cremated friend's ashes after he had a heart attack after three nihilists set fire to his car after trying and failing to get money from a fake kidnapping of a millionaire's wife after the drunk steal's the millionaire's carpet after some assholes pissed on his carpet when they mistook him for the millionaire.
A fun loving man defrosts and uses his magic axe to repair doors, slowly regain his sanity and drives back home with his wife and child.