Pi.Mathematician repairs self-trepanning, forgets the name of god, builds a supercomputer, entertains offers from Wall Street and (((religious leaders))), plots the history of the stock market, becomes indifferent to patterns.
And then David Bowie warps from Brazil to Philadelphia to Brazil. linkA girl is brought back to life and makes amends with her sexually abusive father and stops her boyfriend from killing a drug dealer.
1 year later a missing FBI agent returns and leaves the small town he was investigating.
a renowned arms dealer gradually dials back his jaded view of the world, gets his family back and resolves a number of ongoing armed conflicts in the world by refusing to supply them with weapons
A bunch of retards and an undercover cop put some Israeli diamonds back in a shop then go out for brunch.
A midget steals a golden ring from an ugly monster in a volcano, then walks all the way back to his home where he gives the ring to his aging uncle for his birthday.
Man resolves his break from sanity by imagining himself repairing mangled corpses and bringing them back to life, only to lament his inferior business card and rent some video tapes.
A giant monster repairs an entire city, saves some residents from falling from bridges by putting the cars and trains back before they fall, kindly repairs all of the military planes and tanks and moonwalks back into the ocean.
Bonus: A giant ape saves a woman from the top of the empire state building before tying himself up at the theatre and taking a nice cruise to an uninhabited island, where he saves a bunch of explorers and ties up the same woman, who is then taken by a bunch of natives back to her friends, who leave the island and go back to their normal lives.
A dragon descends from the heavens to send a kingdom back into tyranny because he needs to take back his heart's other half from the king who just wanted to spar with his master again.
A boy tries to strangle his female friend on the beach with orange liquid, and resurrects a giant white goddess in the form of his mother. The white goddess turns orange liquid into normal humans. Giant white biomechanical robots regurgitate and reassemble a red biomechanical robot. At the end, the boy put his semen back into his penis while he hides away the breasts of an unconscious 14-year-old girl.
Surprised I'm the first to do this.
Some poor bastard lost all his brothers in the war and the platoon meant to bring him home, leave him and fight their way through France so they can be part of the battle on Normandy.
A German surgeon learns to communicate with a strange set of siamese triplets who share a single digestive tract. He performs a delicate and untested surgery, separating the triplets into fully functioning normal humans. Everyone lives happily ever after.
Old man sees an old friend while on vacation. Then the old friend returns to his home town which is in the midst of turmoil. He then throws himself down a pit and breaks his back. A hulking brute then brings him back to the city and repairs his back and the old friend goes into seclusion for 8 years.
A monster and a princess get cold feet during their wedding. Said princess attempts to marry a Lord, but that ends up falling through as well. She attempts to patch things up with the monster, and along with talkative burro friend, spend some quality time together. Things eventually get a little too heated between the two and the monster and burro abandon the princess inside a castle with an angry dragon.
On their way back home, the monster and burro meet up with the lord again and find out through him that a bunch of illegal immigrants are having a party at the monster's house. Monster then shoos them off, ends up fighting with the burro and destroying their friendship and goes home to live a life of solitude.
The movie ends with him taking a shit in the outhouse.