Describe your last encounter with a Muslim. - Serious and troll posts welcome

[NeroRisotto]

My last encounter with a Muslim is when he delivered my food I ordered with Uber Eats.

 

[The Pink Panther]

My last encounter with a Muslim was just like:

"What's up, NAME REDACTED?"
"I'm doing good, I'm doing good."

And that was it.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

While I was traveling on train last year, there was a Muslim dude in my cab. He was explaining his beliefs and shit to an older woman who was his neighbor.

 

[the real heisenberg]

I generally don't go around asking what people's religious beliefs are, so I honestly can't say.

 

[Sped Xing]

Arab wanted to buy some livestock from my mother, but insisted on talking to me despite me only being there to help move animals.

I told him to pound sand. Farmers don't have to take that kind of shit. Everyone likes food.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

A Muslim man (wearing religious gear) asked me to be his girlfriend/wife despite the fact I'm already married (I wear a ring). He called me a white whore after I said no.

 

[MediocreMilt]

 

[TiggerNits]

Helped a Jordanian Army Captain, his wife and son by taking their picture with some guys dressed as the Earps and Doc Holiday while I was in Tombstone the other day. They were really nice, she wasn't dressed like a ninja or anything

 

[saisegeha]

In bed. She was nice.
Female muslims are a-okay when not surrounded by family and can be extremely wild.

 

[PL 001]

Played Mario Kart with one once. I beat him, then he started making that gobbling war cry that sounds like a turkey being tickled, blew up the hobby shop and carried off the owner's 8 year old daughter to be his wife.

Some people just can't lose gracefully.

 

[TiggerNits]

In bed. She was nice.
Female muslims are a-okay when not surrounded by family and can be extremely wild.

Attractive religious chicks in general work that way, you remove them from the pressure to be conformal to whatever wild shit, and they can be a ton of fun. Problem is that pressure always creeps back in when looks start to fade or they get homesick

 

[Nekoyama]

Smelt fucking awful

 

[saisegeha]

Attractive religious chicks in general work that way, you remove them from the pressure to be conformal to whatever wild shit, and they can be a ton of fun. Problem is that pressure always creeps back in when looks start to fade or they get homesick

Very true. So far my favorite kind of girls have always been muslim ones, they're the perfect mix of crazy in bed and entertaining in discussions.
If only there wouldn't be the family issue/tons of people ready to threaten you if you started a serious relationship.

 

[Clop]

I said "morning" as every other day when I go to work. Nice guys. I can't even remember the last time that a spastic truly deserving of the title "sand monkey" got on my tits, and that's because the shitheel cases are cooped up in "refugee centers" miles away pissing off caretakers and law enforcers.

In bed. She was nice.
Female muslims are a-okay when not surrounded by family and can be extremely wild.

So was she wearing the scarf before? During? I've only ever seen one Muslim woman without a headscarf and that was my classmate at our graduation, stating she was doing it to celebrate and as a rebellious act (I'm pretty sure I saw her alive after that so it's all good.)

 

[Recoil]

She was wearing a Hijab and selling me a can of beer in a convenience store. Her hands were henna'd up with intricate patterns, I'm guessing for Eid.
I wondered if she resented having to sell booze so I told her that her hands looked beautiful, because they did (can't say the same for the rest of her).
She got really self conscious and never made eye contact.

 

[saisegeha]

So was she wearing the scarf before? During? I've only ever seen one Muslim woman without a headscarf and that was my classmate at our graduation, stating she was doing it to celebrate and as a rebellious act (I'm pretty sure I saw her alive after that so it's all good.)

She was wearing a hijab before but took it off once we got into my apartment.
One thing I've noticed is that muslim girls always tend to be very clean (shaved and what not). You don't really get that with a lot of latinas or random white girls, so it's always a pleasure. (they're rarely ever boring either and can cook some pretty nice dinner)

But that's enough muslimposting from me lmao

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

In bed. She was nice.
Female muslims are a-okay when not surrounded by family and can be extremely wild.

I can't vouch for how Muslims are sexually, but Muslim women are more tolerable than men. I suppose it's because a) they already know their place, b) they know they are not welcome in a non Muslim country.

Powerlevel threat: I taught English as a Second Language to refugees. It was almost impossible to teach Muslim men as a younger woman. Once I was threatened with with violence because I wouldn't let a man go to the next class (his English was terrible).

 

[HeyYou]

I'm in the south, so it was way back in college. They don't really exist here otherwise. There were like three Muslim women who went to my college and I was assigned to do a project with one of them. She was really quiet and studious, and we never really talked about anything personal, but I wouldn't say that it was weird. I'm a bit that way too. We both did our work on the project and presented it, and as we were leaving she smiled and said I did a good job. I think it was the only time I ever saw her emote in any way. It was kind of nice. I don't think I talked to her again, although I unironically considered asking her out.

One of my history professors was from Lebanon too, but considering she didn't wear a hijab, dressed quite liberally and seemed pretty chillaxed I have to assume she was Lebanese Christian, or maybe a pretty liberal Muslim. Her accent was really cool.

 

[RG 448]

I met one the other day. He told me he was “actually sick”, then called me a smartass when I offered him some cough syrup. It was weird.

 

[Clop]

She was wearing a Hijab and selling me a can of beer in a convenience store. Her hands were henna'd up with intricate patterns, I'm guessing for Eid.
I wondered if she resented having to sell booze so I told her that her hands looked beautiful, because they did (can't say the same for the rest of her).
She got really self conscious and never made eye contact.

Eye contact is considered inappropriate in Middle-Eastern cultures between sexes. If she stared at you in the eyes it would be the same as telling you to fuck her right there at the register. It's apparently why in some places Western women get harassed when they confusedly lock gazes with local men staring at them.

She was wearing a hijab before but took it off once we got into my apartment.
One thing I've noticed is that muslim girls always tend to be very clean (shaved and what not). You don't really get that with a lot of latinas or random white girls, so it's always a pleasure. (they're rarely ever boring either and can cook some pretty nice dinner)

But that's enough muslimposting from me lmao

I am genuinely disappointed for not getting to hear more, this was the most interesting shit to hear about Muslims in fucking years since all anyone ever gets out of them is what their men are doing (which is fucking shitty and I don't want to know more about them anymore.)

 

[Clop]

I met one the other day. He told me he was “actually sick”, then called me a smartass when I offered him some cough syrup. It was weird.

Medicines with alcohol content are forbidden, you dunce (includes any medicines that can make you intoxicated)

 

[Eryngium]

Tuxedo sand mexican drove me in a taxi once, we just talked about people and he had a batshit crazy ex who beat herself up and then blamed him to try and get custody of the kids, cool dude.