Desert Island Kiwis -

[Curt Sibling]

Situation: You are marooned on a tropical island.
You have three Kiwi companions...Who would they be, and why?

 

[Motherboard]

Doesn't matter who they are, all I know is that I'll be the first to go cannibal.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Wildchild and two of his clones

 

[FramerGirl420]

@cat @Ariel gor good company and @King n Yellow to give me a boost so I could reach stuff high up in trees

 

[Clown Doll]

@paintingatree, @Hispanic_Hitlermobile and @Moleman9000 .
Hoard ALL the content .

 

[RP 520]

@cat @Ariel gor good company and @King n Yellow to give me a boost so I could reach stuff high up in trees

Likewise, also @Dollars2009 would be there too since she is a Corgi and not a Kiwi so she is exempt from the limit. @FramerGirl420 would probably start a weed farm somewhere on the island. @cat and @Ariel would harass the local wildlife by building posts and covering them with shit, making improvised shit posting. I'd probably sleep a lot.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I have a toroidal boat. Any Kiwis with me and myself probably wouldn't be marooned long.

 

[SP 199]

@Sanae Kochiya @Sanae Kochiya @Sanae Kochiya

Because obviously i'm already in hell so why the fuck wouldn't there be 3 of this fuck.

 

[Wildchild]

I eat banananas.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I have a toroidal boat. Any Kiwis with me and myself probably wouldn't be marooned long.

The sea is infested with sociopath pirates.

 

[yasscat]

@Takoyaki Towne , @Ronald Raygun , @BOLDYSPICY! because they're my faves

 

[exball]

@big baby jesus, @Ariel, @cat

 

[Curt Sibling]

My trusty sidekicks/sharkbait would be:
@Abethedemon @Dudeofteenage @DykesDykesChina

They'd provide good taste in music, and awesome conversation while fighting sociopath bucaneers.

 

[Ariel]

@FramerGirl420 @cat @Huntin' Slash @exball @King n Yellow @big baby jesus
Because I like good people.

 

[Some JERK]

Not certain about the other two, but @Cowlick for sure. I think it would be endless entertainment listening to him explain his latest "genius" plan to get us off of the island

#&OrCoconutRadioSailBoatMotorSignals

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

@Sanae Kochiya @Sanae Kochiya @Sanae Kochiya

Because obviously i'm already in hell so why the fuck wouldn't there be 3 of this fuck.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

These three:

 

[Clown Doll]

@georgesheardexpress9 @georgesheardexpress9 @georgesheardexpress9 .

 

[Pina Colada]

@Jewelsmakerguy
@Takoyaki Towne
@Ronald Raygun

Sensible, hilarious, informative, and all-around fun people to party all night and get drunk on rum with. Heck, a rescue boat might not be needed...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Hmmm, tough one, isn't it? But if I had to chose...

@ShiningPokeStar
@Trickie
and @Alan Pardew

Why? Simple: They're all decent people to be around, I've known Shine the longest, Trickie's a good artist (and moreso compared to me), Alan seems like the guy I'd want to spend a night drinking with.

It was a pretty hard choice, I must admit.